It's a tremendous set, tremendous set they said. Did bigly well all across the world and sold more than, get this, sold more than Olivia++. And we like that. The lame stream media won't talk about this. They won't even touch the subject. It's true though. And because of our great success, because of all of the beautiful people in our community, the beautiful people that use big American 104 key ANSI layouts, the gamers are jealous. The gamers see the great success we have selling our expensive stuff and they started a witch hunt. A witch hunt for interest, effort, rights to the IP, and "weeb sublegends", whatever those are. Listen I am just a business man, doing business! I have nothing to hide! The radical gamers are spreading these lies while Lazy Razer and Loopy Logitech are working with China. It's unbelievable I tell you. Some people have said that Taeha interfered and rigged the GroupBuy. That's not true. I am very good friends with Taeha. I like the guy. I do. But if there was any conspiracy, chat would have known about. Chat has been investigating this and they have found nothing. This is just more lies from the radical gamers. Make mechanical keyboards great again folks. Buy the set. Buy the deskmat. And listen to the only trusted news source we have, myself and Geekhack.org.
P.S. I also kinda don't want to see this get ran at all. Very funny but please no.
