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Title: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 12 November 2018, 16:54:29
95 % water..

Big leaves,  hard to wash/dry

Difficult/ bulky to chew/ eat



Thoughts ?


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Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: xondat on Mon, 12 November 2018, 16:55:08
no
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: fohat.digs on Mon, 12 November 2018, 17:18:07
Iceburg is pretty worthless but Romaine is good.

http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=61 (http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=61)
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: ArchDill on Mon, 12 November 2018, 18:30:31
Typical TP4T
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 12 November 2018, 18:40:13
Typical TP4T

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Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Findecanor on Mon, 12 November 2018, 19:16:07
I have mostly replaced it with baby spinach: better nutrient content. Bought in bags filled with inert gas: no need to wash.

Otherwise, I prefer Cosmopolitan lettuce: a hybrid of Iceberg and Romaine. It has crunch but pointy shape so it is easier to snap off as many leaves as you'd want.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Sniping on Mon, 12 November 2018, 20:43:59
Yes, the micronutrient content is invaluable and it's one of the most nutrient dense foods out there on a nutrients/calorie scale. If your really hate it you can get your greens in a nice lil green smoothie but one of my favorites is just an assortment of greens with carrots and cucumbers with a generous amount of hummus on top.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Lanrefni on Mon, 12 November 2018, 21:18:03
My roast beef sandwiches demand lettuce,along with sliced cherry tomatoes and black olives,not having them is unacceptable.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: chyros on Tue, 13 November 2018, 00:43:39
Nope, rocket is better.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 13 November 2018, 19:44:53
You will read this reply and then eat your monitor.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Fiery on Wed, 14 November 2018, 06:17:32
Go green amiright
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 14 November 2018, 08:57:54
Go green amiright

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Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: 9999hp on Wed, 14 November 2018, 11:12:00
Yes, because drinking dressing on its own is frowned upon.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Kavik on Wed, 14 November 2018, 15:56:36
It's a good question. To me, the only point is to add crunch to something, but then one must contend with the green-white continuum: if one goes too high, it is nice and green but too rubbery, but, if he goes too low, it is too white and flavorless/bitter (but crunchier).

I don't buy lettuce because it is usually not a good consistency (see continuum above), and it only stays good for a short period of time. Therefore, I only get it at restaurants which can afford to restock frequently and keep only the crispiest of lettuce.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Shapey Fiend on Wed, 14 November 2018, 17:08:43
It's just a texture thing isn't it? I don't really care for salad so I never use it. I eat loads of cabbage and spinach though.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Eldr1tch on Wed, 14 November 2018, 18:00:17
Iceburg is pretty worthless but Romaine is good.

http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=61 (http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=61)

Yes, the micronutrient content is invaluable and it's one of the most nutrient dense foods out there on a nutrients/calorie scale. If your really hate it you can get your greens in a nice lil green smoothie but one of my favorites is just an assortment of greens with carrots and cucumbers with a generous amount of hummus on top.


THIS.

Title: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: invariance on Fri, 16 November 2018, 20:27:06
Mmmm San Choy Bow!


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Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 17 November 2018, 09:54:12

Mmmm San Choy Bow!



When did this start,  has this always been a thing ?
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Findecanor on Wed, 21 November 2018, 18:49:43
Trash your romaine lettuce and don’t eat any in restaurants, says the CDC (https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/trash-your-romaine-lettuce-and-dont-eat-any-in-restaurants-says-the-cdc/)
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 21 November 2018, 19:00:08
Trash your romaine lettuce and don’t eat any in restaurants, says the CDC (https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/trash-your-romaine-lettuce-and-dont-eat-any-in-restaurants-says-the-cdc/)

ZOMG.. I just had some last week...   Ecoli incubation period 3-4 days..  ZOMG..

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Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: duckboi on Wed, 21 November 2018, 19:01:25
Trash your romaine lettuce and don’t eat any in restaurants, says the CDC (https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/trash-your-romaine-lettuce-and-dont-eat-any-in-restaurants-says-the-cdc/)

ZOMG.. I just had some last week...   Ecoli incubation period 3-4 days..  ZOMG..

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I just had some today...  :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: no, the other guy on Thu, 22 November 2018, 05:58:07
Burgers without lettuce are not real burgers.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 22 November 2018, 09:49:05
Trash your romaine lettuce and don’t eat any in restaurants, says the CDC (https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/trash-your-romaine-lettuce-and-dont-eat-any-in-restaurants-says-the-cdc/)

ZOMG.. I just had some last week...   Ecoli incubation period 3-4 days..  ZOMG..

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Just eat it with your peanut butter, maybe it'll cancel each other out.

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Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 22 November 2018, 10:17:04
Trash your romaine lettuce and don’t eat any in restaurants, says the CDC (https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/trash-your-romaine-lettuce-and-dont-eat-any-in-restaurants-says-the-cdc/)

ZOMG.. I just had some last week...   Ecoli incubation period 3-4 days..  ZOMG..

Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/Q031eki.gif)

Just eat it with your peanut butter, maybe it'll cancel each other out.

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Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: JP on Thu, 22 November 2018, 11:25:40
Lettuce and peanut butter for that good salmonella taste.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 22 November 2018, 17:40:55
Lettuce and peanut butter for that good salmonella taste.

Do you remember the taste of salmonella.. Pepperidge farm remembers..

And that's why, we use eggs in our cookies, to give you a 17% chance of hospitalization per package eaten..


Warning , side effects may include ecoli, salmonella, and avian flu.
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 22 November 2018, 18:06:21
Trash your romaine lettuce and don’t eat any in restaurants, says the CDC (https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/trash-your-romaine-lettuce-and-dont-eat-any-in-restaurants-says-the-cdc/)

ZOMG.. I just had some last week...   Ecoli incubation period 3-4 days..  ZOMG..

Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/Q031eki.gif)

Just eat it with your peanut butter, maybe it'll cancel each other out.

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lol
Title: Re: Is Lettuce even worth Eating ?
Post by: Little4Real on Sun, 25 November 2018, 16:22:46
In this day, E. Coli is absolutely worth eating