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Title: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 08 July 2017, 17:50:04
Are always twirling or messing with their hair..

Have ya'll noticed that. ?

nearly @ 95% of stop lights,  I've witnessed this



Wuddup wit dat ?? 
 

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Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: ygor on Sat, 08 July 2017, 17:55:04
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Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 08 July 2017, 18:22:48
In my general experience when I pull up next to any female they start whooping gorilla noises and pressing their faces against the glass drooling and smacking their beans with the back of their hand.  :)
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 08 July 2017, 19:28:00
I generally concentrate on the stop light. When that **** turns green its mother****ing Nürburgring time.
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: xondat on Sat, 08 July 2017, 19:56:12
I generally concentrate on the stop light. When that **** turns green its mother****ing Nürburgring time.

First at the lights and not many are around? I'm turning traction control off and dropping the clutch.

Others are around? It's still a race to 30.
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: dante on Sat, 08 July 2017, 20:40:01
All I see are smart phone zombies
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: asianboy30354 on Sat, 08 July 2017, 20:59:29
All I see are smart phone zombies

same, theyre so addicted they can't even stop for the road
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 08 July 2017, 21:22:20
I generally concentrate on the stop light. When that **** turns green its mother****ing Nürburgring time.

First at the lights and not many are around? I'm turning traction control off and dropping the clutch.

Others are around? It's still a race to 30.

**** YES i love a good race to get to the speed limit
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: xondat on Sat, 08 July 2017, 21:23:55
I generally concentrate on the stop light. When that **** turns green its mother****ing Nürburgring time.

First at the lights and not many are around? I'm turning traction control off and dropping the clutch.

Others are around? It's still a race to 30.

**** YES i love a good race to get to the speed limit

People say 0-60 doesn't matter - they're right. 0-30 however!
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: RELLIK on Sat, 08 July 2017, 22:00:12
Catch anybody as theyre slowing down just before the light, pinky up the nose  :))
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 08 July 2017, 22:49:08
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: jonathanyu on Sun, 09 July 2017, 02:20:32
I always see them using their phone... especially young females
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 09 July 2017, 07:55:40
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Tp4 quit long hair.

No more complex hair styles for Tp.
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 09 July 2017, 10:23:41
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Tp4 quit long hair.

No more complex hair styles for Tp.

My hair is just amazing sooooo it's hard to cut
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 09 July 2017, 13:36:39
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Tp4 quit long hair.

No more complex hair styles for Tp.

My hair is just amazing sooooo it's hard to cut


I calculated this a while back,  long hair has YEARS of increased maintenance cost.


For most people with long hair, its really used mainly to correct facial shape/symmetry and shift visual weight.

If you're even remotely good looking,  you don't need it..



Especially as a guy,  because guys could be nearly ugly, and that's acceptable,   

whereas the tolerance for women is much more narrow,  so they really need every visual advantage possible..
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 09 July 2017, 14:25:57
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Tp4 quit long hair.

No more complex hair styles for Tp.

My hair is just amazing sooooo it's hard to cut


I calculated this a while back,  long hair has YEARS of increased maintenance cost.


For most people with long hair, its really used mainly to correct facial shape/symmetry and shift visual weight.

If you're even remotely good looking,  you don't need it..



Especially as a guy,  because guys could be nearly ugly, and that's acceptable,   

whereas the tolerance for women is much more narrow,  so they really need every visual advantage possible..

I'll give you a visual, ofurbutt
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 09 July 2017, 16:53:21
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Tp4 quit long hair.

No more complex hair styles for Tp.

My hair is just amazing sooooo it's hard to cut


I calculated this a while back,  long hair has YEARS of increased maintenance cost.


For most people with long hair, its really used mainly to correct facial shape/symmetry and shift visual weight.

If you're even remotely good looking,  you don't need it..



Especially as a guy,  because guys could be nearly ugly, and that's acceptable,   

whereas the tolerance for women is much more narrow,  so they really need every visual advantage possible..

I'll give you a visual, ofurbutt

im in
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 09 July 2017, 17:14:30

I'll give you a visual, ofurbutt

im in

Butt pix are against site policy..  don't get banned. !!
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 09 July 2017, 22:04:10
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Sharks have hair?
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 09 July 2017, 22:19:34
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Sharks have hair?

GIRLshark ;)
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 10 July 2017, 21:58:29
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Sharks have hair?

GIRLshark ;)

Brazilian?
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: iri on Fri, 14 July 2017, 18:24:47
STOP CALLING WOMEN FEMALES
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 14 July 2017, 18:40:48
I'm busy twiddling my hair, no time for gurls

Sharks have hair?


shark skin has that texture to it.. it's kind of like fur/hair
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 14 July 2017, 18:42:13
STOP CALLING WOMEN FEMALES

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Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: OfTheWild on Fri, 14 July 2017, 20:07:10
Tweezing. Always plucking chin hairs and eyebrows and stuff.  :))
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 14 July 2017, 22:08:05
Tweezing. Always plucking chin hairs and eyebrows and stuff.  :))

females have chin hair?

since when ?
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: Shapey Fiend on Sat, 15 July 2017, 17:45:58
I must confess I've had a couple of near misses from messing about with my phone when driving. Changing podcast or music. All cars should come preinstalled with docks. Like I've a 2012 Golf and it has tiny round ventilation holes you can't hang something off. Suction cups and sticky docks fail when you've a heavy phone. Someone needs to introduce a system to manage this and fast.

Pardon for wrecking the buzz with seriousness. Twirling hair is very satisfying.  I'd long hair till fairly recently, thinning and decorum necessitates more sensible styles now. Facial hair never filled out either so beard twirlings out of the question. I'm horribly jealous of Jack Passion.
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 15 July 2017, 21:18:31
I must confess I've had a couple of near misses from messing about with my phone when driving. Changing podcast or music. All cars should come preinstalled with docks. Like I've a 2012 Golf and it has tiny round ventilation holes you can't hang something off. Suction cups and sticky docks fail when you've a heavy phone. Someone needs to introduce a system to manage this and fast.

If you are that set on using your phone whilst driving, get a screw in dock or something. If you are worried about holes in your car dash, then I would probably stop touching the old phone whilst driving, that will eventually earn you worse damage to your car or some pedestrians body.

Does your car come with steering wheel music controls? cant you use a USB/CD (2017 CDs LOL) or something instead of phone, that is if you have something like that in your car. I know with the work cars (200 series landcruisers), you can skip with the steering wheel controls when using your phone via Bluetooth.

My car is a 2007 model and it comes with music control on the steering wheel (not that they work anymore, the stock stereo was garbage... so it went in the garbage).

Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: jonathanyu on Sun, 16 July 2017, 12:36:00
I must confess I've had a couple of near misses from messing about with my phone when driving. Changing podcast or music. All cars should come preinstalled with docks. Like I've a 2012 Golf and it has tiny round ventilation holes you can't hang something off. Suction cups and sticky docks fail when you've a heavy phone. Someone needs to introduce a system to manage this and fast.

Pardon for wrecking the buzz with seriousness. Twirling hair is very satisfying.  I'd long hair till fairly recently, thinning and decorum necessitates more sensible styles now. Facial hair never filled out either so beard twirlings out of the question. I'm horribly jealous of Jack Passion.

There are phone holders that mount at cd slot, that might solve your problem
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 July 2017, 13:41:01
I must confess I've had a couple of near misses from messing about with my phone when driving. Changing podcast or music. All cars should come preinstalled with docks. Like I've a 2012 Golf and it has tiny round ventilation holes you can't hang something off. Suction cups and sticky docks fail when you've a heavy phone. Someone needs to introduce a system to manage this and fast.

Pardon for wrecking the buzz with seriousness. Twirling hair is very satisfying.  I'd long hair till fairly recently, thinning and decorum necessitates more sensible styles now. Facial hair never filled out either so beard twirlings out of the question. I'm horribly jealous of Jack Passion.

There are phone holders that mount at cd slot, that might solve your problem


Tp4 bought one of those 2 cars ago..  Totally derped it up and broke the cd slot..


The airconditioning vent ones are safer..
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 17 July 2017, 22:31:17
As a penis owner I play with and twirl my hair too.

I'd rather do it than bite nails.
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 July 2017, 23:20:56
As a penis owner I play with and twirl my hair too.

I'd rather do it than bite nails.



///Language...


// Arn't you 16,,  where u learn to talk like that hahahaha
Title: Re: Females at stop lights
Post by: iri on Tue, 18 July 2017, 02:33:38
I twirled my hair when I had it.