Ugh.
Nightmares now
Come on now, your an Aussie!
When I was young my bedroom was the room at the back of the house that used to be a sun room - windows on 2 walls, and a few gaps here and there.
I lost count of the number of times I'd wake up in the middle of the night with a spider on my bed, IN my bed, crawling across the ceiling above me, on the walls.
They got everywhere.
I really DON'T like spiders.