TLDR: use Windows 98, the Cult of (Formerly the microsoft windows megathread)

[baldgye]

Windows is for morons.  I'll never give up my Mac.

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Actually, Mac OS is Windows for morons. Just pointing out these #trufax for you

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[iLLucionist]

For me, the great releases were:

DOS 2.15, 2.5, 3.3, and 6.22

Windows 95, 98, XP, and 7

One day in the next year, when I have the time and money, I will probably go to 8

No love for DOS 5.0?

[fohat.digs]

No love for DOS 5.0?

I never used it. I am not an early adapter and did not buy a new computer from the late 1980s until the mid-1990s.

[microsoft windows]

For me, the great releases were:

DOS 2.15, 2.5, 3.3, and 6.22

Windows 95, 98, XP, and 7

One day in the next year, when I have the time and money, I will probably go to 8

No love for DOS 5.0?

WHO NEEDS DOS 5 WHEN THERE'S WINDOWS 98?

[microsoft windows]

I'm getting tired of the current Geekhack logo. You think it's about time we did a refresh and come up with something new that really POPS out a little better?

[riotonthebay]

[microsoft windows]

Not a bad looking logo!

[hoggy]

Super, but it needs that little tune...

[iMav]

I'm getting tired of the current Geekhack logo. You think it's about time we did a refresh and come up with something new that really POPS out a little better?

The current geekhack logo is almost exactly the same as the original one rolled out in 2007.  It's timeless.  Deal. 

[jdcarpe]

I'm getting tired of the current Geekhack logo. You think it's about time we did a refresh and come up with something new that really POPS out a little better?

The current geekhack logo is almost exactly the same as the original one rolled out in 2007.  It's timeless.  Deal. 

Thus is it written, and thus it shall be.

So sayeth iMav.

[rowdy]

I'm getting tired of the current Geekhack logo. You think it's about time we did a refresh and come up with something new that really POPS out a little better?

The current geekhack logo is almost exactly the same as the original one rolled out in 2007.  It's timeless.  Deal. 

Thus is it written, and thus it shall be.

So sayeth iMav.

Amen

[mashby]

[Puddsy]

I'm getting tired of the current Geekhack logo. You think it's about time we did a refresh and come up with something new that really POPS out a little better?

The current geekhack logo is almost exactly the same as the original one rolled out in 2007.  It's timeless.  Deal. 

The Lord hath spoken

So it shall be

[microsoft windows]

Here's a logo that might work a bit better on this site:

[iLLucionist]

For me, the great releases were:

DOS 2.15, 2.5, 3.3, and 6.22

Windows 95, 98, XP, and 7

One day in the next year, when I have the time and money, I will probably go to 8

No love for DOS 5.0?

WHO NEEDS DOS 5 WHEN THERE'S WINDOWS 98?

Well, Windows 98, being the same garbage that Windows 95 was, only less BSODs and slightly less reinstalling IMHO, made me more question why Windows 98 when there's also DOS At that time, I liked System 7 and System 8 more than Windows 95/98.

[microsoft windows]

GUESS WHAT. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS AND INTERNET EXPLORER 6 STILL ISN'T DEAD. IT WILL BE IMMORTAL!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

GUESS WHAT. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS AND INTERNET EXPLORER 6 STILL ISN'T DEAD. IT WILL BE IMMORTAL!

I'm pretty sure IE6 died with WinXP...

[microsoft windows]

GUESS WHAT. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS AND INTERNET EXPLORER 6 STILL ISN'T DEAD. IT WILL BE IMMORTAL!

I'm pretty sure IE6 died with WinXP...

No it didn't. It lived on. And Windows XP didn't die either. NEITHER OF THEM WILL EVER DIE!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

GUESS WHAT. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS AND INTERNET EXPLORER 6 STILL ISN'T DEAD. IT WILL BE IMMORTAL!

I'm pretty sure IE6 died with WinXP...

No it didn't. It lived on. And Windows XP didn't die either. NEITHER OF THEM WILL EVER DIE!

Sent from WinXP.

[microsoft windows]

GUESS WHAT. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS AND INTERNET EXPLORER 6 STILL ISN'T DEAD. IT WILL BE IMMORTAL!

I'm pretty sure IE6 died with WinXP...

No it didn't. It lived on. And Windows XP didn't die either. NEITHER OF THEM WILL EVER DIE!

Sent from WinXP.

Windows XP IS STILL ALIVE!

[paicrai]

internet explorer sucks

[Novus]

As a time traveler if I had to choose between Netscape and IE - I'd choose IE.

[jwaz]

As a time traveler if I had to choose between Netscape and IE - I'd choose IE.

Lynx

[dustinhxc]

I only use IE to test websites and I cringe the entire time. 

[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

[microsoft windows]

I only use IE to test websites and I cringe the entire time. 

THAT'E BECAUSE YOU'RE USING INTERNET EXPLORER 7. YOU NEED TO USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

[paicrai]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

internet explorer still sucks though

[microsoft windows]

For me, the great releases were:

DOS 2.15, 2.5, 3.3, and 6.22

Windows 95, 98, XP, and 7

One day in the next year, when I have the time and money, I will probably go to 8

No love for DOS 5.0?

WHO NEEDS DOS 5 WHEN THERE'S WINDOWS 98?

Well, Windows 98, being the same garbage that Windows 95 was, only less BSODs and slightly less reinstalling IMHO, made me more question why Windows 98 when there's also DOS At that time, I liked System 7 and System 8 more than Windows 95/98.

Windows 98 is not garbage. You are making a fool out of yourself by denying settled science.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

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internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

[dustinhxc]

I only use IE to test websites and I cringe the entire time. 

THAT'E BECAUSE YOU'RE USING INTERNET EXPLORER 7. YOU NEED TO USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

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[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

[Novus]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That's because you've never resorted to torture.
Not that i condone strapping somebody to a chair and forcing them to use a Mac.

[Zeal]

IE11. That is all.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

[microsoft windows]

IE11. That is all.

No. It is not. IE6 is better than IE11. It's just a simple law of nature. Learn some physics!

[Novus]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

Everything is flawed

[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

[Novus]

Deploy the golden PSP.

[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

[Novus]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.
You'very been working for HYDRA from the very start.

[paicrai]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

[Novus]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

[paicrai]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

[paicrai]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

AND THAT ROOM IS CALLED PLANET EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE USE INTERNET EXPLORER THAT ONE SMALL ROOM CANNOT FIT THEM ALL!

YOU NEED TO GET WINDOWS 98 AND START USING MSIE6 TODAY!

[JPG]

IE6 has been dead for years, it just doesn't know it.