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Offline Shadovved

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #200 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:59:05 »
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Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons.  Lamers.

Is that a Logitech? :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.

Issint it the blackwidow? :eek:

The Blackwidow is the cheaper version. Not as good because it doesn't cost as much.

My god. I have been lagging behind on the Razer keyboards!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #201 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 12:27:12 »
Hay guise I got this 00b3r r4r3 KLICK KLACK KEY KAP! I'm gonna sell it via PM and not tell you the prices other people are offering so I can get the most money!!! !^_^ that is ok, right?
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Offline keymaster

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #202 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 12:51:38 »
lol why does ur keyboard look ancient with those keycaps lol
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #203 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 12:54:08 »
Why u guys use old keyboards from 80s, when you could have new shiny black gaming boards on amazon?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #204 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 13:03:54 »
Someone please help me. I am too lazy to use Google search to find the thread with the info I need.
Can you do it for me and post a link for me?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #205 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:33:36 »
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #206 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30 »
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're plastic noobs.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #207 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:37:34 »
HueHueHue Ray :P
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #208 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:47:01 »
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're plastic boobs.

I thought this was the thread for helping noobs my bad. :P
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #209 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:48:18 »
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're plastic noobs.

Did you just call me a plastic? I'll slap you so hard...
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #210 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:02 »
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:48:18
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're plastic noobs.

Did you just call me a plastic? I'll slap you so hard...

:)) :)) :))  This comment made me loldongz.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #211 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30 »
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:48:18
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're plastic noobs.

Did you just call me a plastic? I'll slap you so hard...

You think you're really pretty?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #212 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:53:32 »
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30
You think you're really pretty?

I know I'm pretty. Plus, I wear pink on Wednesdays.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #213 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:59:25 »
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:53:32
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30
You think you're really pretty?

I know I'm pretty. Plus, I wear pink on Wednesdays.

And purple the other days? ;)
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #214 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 16:03:50 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:59:25
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:53:32
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30
You think you're really pretty?

I know I'm pretty. Plus, I wear pink on Wednesdays.

And purple the other days? ;)

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #215 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 16:06:40 »
you go glen coco
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #217 on: Wed, 03 July 2013, 10:31:11 »
Quote from: Sifo on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:15:25
What shoes should I buy?


Ripster says Nike Air.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #218 on: Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:05:04 »
lol not pretending but; earlier in twitch chat

fridgeraider92: Well, I have the blackwidow tournament, and gosh darn it is epic, plus very mobile, so if you have friends and play lans it's awesome
fridgeraider92: but it's a no flashy stuff keyboard
me: wat
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Offline CommunistWitchDr

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #219 on: Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:07:07 »
Quote from: Lu_e on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:05:04
lol not pretending but; earlier in twitch chat

fridgeraider92: Well, I have the blackwidow tournament, and gosh darn it is epic, plus very mobile, so if you have friends and play lans it's awesome
fridgeraider92: but it's a no flashy stuff keyboard
me: wat

Look at some of the logitech membrane boards with lcd screens and ****, BWU is minimal in comparison.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #220 on: Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:09:40 »
Why would you ever want a kbt poker or kbc pure, you can't even use half of the keys a normal keyboard can.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #221 on: Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:34:41 »
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:07:07
Quote from: Lu_e on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:05:04
lol not pretending but; earlier in twitch chat

fridgeraider92: Well, I have the blackwidow tournament, and gosh darn it is epic, plus very mobile, so if you have friends and play lans it's awesome
fridgeraider92: but it's a no flashy stuff keyboard
me: wat

Look at some of the logitech membrane boards with lcd screens and ****, BWU is minimal in comparison.

 :p I never understood those. I've worked so hard NOT to look at my keyboard....
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #222 on: Sun, 21 July 2013, 20:46:21 »
Hah I bet I was the first to send in my 4grabs email.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #223 on: Sun, 21 July 2013, 21:44:54 »
Quote from: Sifo on Sun, 21 July 2013, 20:46:21
Hah I bet I was the first to send in my 4grabs email.

Whoa the grab bags from PS are for sale!?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #224 on: Sun, 21 July 2013, 22:57:24 »
I just read most of this thread. The likeness to reddit is uncanny.

On topic: I need a board with MX clears or greens, and it has to be backlit, and if it costs over $80 my mom says I can't have it.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #225 on: Sun, 21 July 2013, 22:58:21 »
ITT: pretend to be CPTBadAss
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #226 on: Sun, 21 July 2013, 23:06:46 »
I just remembered a good one

"You can't play games good on Topre because the polling rate of the spring is less that 1Hz, and the switch bumps so hard that you have to push down like animal to type on it at more than 1 wpm"

Saw that one on reddit a long time ago. It was a PM to me after I recommended an HHKB to a programmer with an infinite budget.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #227 on: Mon, 22 July 2013, 08:23:22 »
"I can't decide which weighting of Topre I want to try or which MX/Alps switches I should try..." - noobs on not realizing MY is thebestthebestthebestthebest
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #228 on: Mon, 22 July 2013, 09:39:57 »
"When I get back from lunch at 12:45 PST I'm ordering one of every clack today, my collection is going to be so bost"
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #229 on: Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:14:26 »
Am I too late for the Clack sale?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #230 on: Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:17:21 »
Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:14:26
Am I too late for the Clack sale?

THERE WAS A CLACK SALE?! But I thought it was at... NOON?! ... Where do I find this?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #231 on: Mon, 22 July 2013, 15:19:41 »
Can JT make me an ALPS cable?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #232 on: Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:48:57 »
WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLACKS YOU ARE CONSTANTLY RAVING ABOUT
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #233 on: Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:54:03 »
What happens to my 1000hz polling rate if I use a PS/2 cable?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #234 on: Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:55:28 »
Quote from: JPG on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:54:03
What happens to my 1000hz polling rate if I use a PS/2 cable?

They turn into NKRO.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #235 on: Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:56:36 »
Quote from: JPG on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:54:03
What happens to my 1000hz polling rate if I use a PS/2 cable?

It makes the keyboard go faster, but still not as fast as usb 3.0.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #236 on: Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:58:42 »
So is it too early to PM clickclack to see where my invoice is from the recent sale?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #237 on: Thu, 25 July 2013, 01:08:00 »
what is noob?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #238 on: Tue, 30 July 2013, 10:58:08 »
Quote from: tormentor on Thu, 25 July 2013, 01:08:00
what is noob?

I think it's boon spelled backwards.

Or someobody put their keycaps on wrong again.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #239 on: Tue, 30 July 2013, 14:03:23 »
Quote from: TacticalStache on Sun, 21 July 2013, 23:06:46
I just remembered a good one

"You can't play games good on Topre because the polling rate of the spring is less that 1Hz, and the switch bumps so hard that you have to push down like animal to type on it at more than 1 wpm"

Saw that one on reddit a long time ago. It was a PM to me after I recommended an HHKB to a programmer with an infinite budget.
Dear god the uninformed HHKB hate, always a classic :) 

On the other hand, the people who hate on the HHKB and have a good reason to, they often make good points :)
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Offline CalmB4tehPwn

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #240 on: Wed, 31 July 2013, 01:01:12 »
double post
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Offline CalmB4tehPwn

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #241 on: Wed, 31 July 2013, 01:01:57 »
double post
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #242 on: Wed, 31 July 2013, 01:02:33 »
Edit: double post
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Offline Turkishrambo

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #243 on: Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:17:37 »
I think they mean keyboard related stuff. That is just annoying... or you're just trying to get your post count up.
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Offline CommunistWitchDr

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #244 on: Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:51:58 »
Quote from: Turkishrambo on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:17:37
or you're just trying to get your post count up.
Doesn't count to the post count in off topic anyways.

Unless of course you were pretending to be a noob that didn't know that :P.
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Offline HoffmanMyster

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #245 on: Wed, 31 July 2013, 13:37:30 »
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:51:58
Quote from: Turkishrambo on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:17:37
or you're just trying to get your post count up.
Doesn't count to the post count in off topic anyways.

Unless of course you were pretending to be a noob that didn't know that :P.

I was about to inform him of that and then thought "nah, this is the noob thread, I can't actually help someone here".  And then you helped him.  What a noob.
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Offline compgeke

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #246 on: Thu, 01 August 2013, 03:47:55 »
who cares what ur post count is im a pro kb collector and i know that ur stupid. i use a razr kb and it has lights, ur hhkb is gay bcuz it doesnt have lighs or specl keys. i also us a alienware labtop its faster then ur gay dell it dosnt evn run crysis i run crysis @ 40fps on max settings!!!11!!!!11one! u also need a razr mouse bcuz it has lghts and specl butns that do specl thnigs that urs dosnt. pls give me ur clack i need it 4 my razr and ur stupd. oh n i drive a 1995 honda hatchbck with 5000 wats of bass in teh back it snds awsme win drivng with my gf she think it sexy. it also has custem exhast that sound like a feraari nd make ur toita snd liek fart. also vist eee.website.com/stupidoffer/aq12344jljlkjsklfjalksdajf&1123je8uwHHDH73O87RAweulirhlAHRUHGAWfgegysdf it my gf website she has hot pix of her tits
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Offline CalmB4tehPwn

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #247 on: Thu, 01 August 2013, 04:06:36 »
I really would hope forum noobs would count.

and isn't the whole point of this thread to prove how annoying noobs are?

By your reaction, I feel as though I've succeeded.
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Offline iri

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #248 on: Thu, 01 August 2013, 06:44:52 »
Quote from: compgeke on Thu, 01 August 2013, 03:47:55
who cares what ur post count is im a pro kb collector and i know that ur stupid. i use a razr kb and it has lights, ur hhkb is gay bcuz it doesnt have lighs or specl keys. i also us a alienware labtop its faster then ur gay dell it dosnt evn run crysis i run crysis @ 40fps on max settings!!!11!!!!11one! u also need a razr mouse bcuz it has lghts and specl butns that do specl thnigs that urs dosnt. pls give me ur clack i need it 4 my razr and ur stupd. oh n i drive a 1995 honda hatchbck with 5000 wats of bass in teh back it snds awsme win drivng with my gf she think it sexy. it also has custem exhast that sound like a feraari nd make ur toita snd liek fart. also vist eee.website.com/stupidoffer/aq12344jljlkjsklfjalksdajf&1123je8uwHHDH73O87RAweulirhlAHRUHGAWfgegysdf it my gf website she has hot pix of her tits
OSOM!
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Offline keymaster

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #249 on: Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:09:08 »
lol but ur keyboard doesn't even have macro keys lol
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