Author Topic: EATING AT THE COMPUTER (Read 19664 times)

microsoft windows · « **on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:23:12 »

SO, DO YOU DO IT? OR DOES ANYBODY ELSE THAT YOU KNOW DO IT? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE ACT OF EATING WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?

mr. rampage · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:24:18 »

It makes my key caps feel dirty.

badcop · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:24:25 »

Quote from: microsoft windows on Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:23:12

SO, DO YOU DO IT? OR DOES ANYBODY ELSE THAT YOU KNOW DO IT? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE ACT OF EATING WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?

i do it but i always feel guilty. i always wash my hands before touching anything though.

audukent · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:24:45 »

Don't eat where your jerk off! Gwoss!

I do eat at the computer. It's a bad habit.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:27:10 »

All I gotta say is, fried chicken!!

audukent · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:30:32 »

Quote from: mr. rampage on Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:24:18

It makes my key caps feel dirty.

That is because they are dirty -.-

tp4tissue · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:31:48 »

is this thread now about fapping or eating at the 'puter

microsoft windows · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:34:13 »

DO MY POSTS GIVE YOU SPECIAL FEELINGS OR SOMETHING?

Findecanor · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 10:37:30 »

Eating one of the major meals (breakfast, lunch, dinner) should be absolutely forbidden at the keyboard. I am disgusted by people who have that habit at work. You absolutely don't leave plates on your desk afterwards with leftovers of something that smells (shrimp, microwaved meat, ketchup, vinegar, mayonnaise, etc.) !

Snacks that isn't sticky is OK. Coffee (coder-fuel) is encouraged.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 10:53:44 »

Quote from: microsoft windows on Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:34:13

DO MY POSTS GIVE YOU SPECIAL FEELINGS OR SOMETHING?

not all the time...

keymaster · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:04:39 »

If I do eat by my computer, it's only if in watching something for an extended period of time. Don't eat above your keyboard and make sure to wash your hands afterwards.

audukent · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:05:35 »

-.- I'm eating my lunch at my work desk now

Tarzan · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:06:31 »

Quote from: audukent on Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:05:35

-.- I'm eating my lunch at my work desk now

+1

Bad habit, what can I say...

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:07:20 »

I don't eat near my desktop, in my room. no food ever goes near the keyboard/computer
i do drink there..but i'm careful

on my laptop, i eat/drink a lot over it...don't care much about that

mauri · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:08:50 »

It's not my damn business what people do at their computers, they can stream midgetporn for all I care

vun · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:14:23 »

I am a bit of a clean freak with computer stuff, I generally wash my hands before sitting down at the computer and if I feel my hands are getting sweaty. I do eat by the computer sometimes, I used to eat pizza or whatever near the computer, but that was usually while watching something and keeping the food and plate away from the keyboard. After I moved I've only done it once, I had a bowl of rice that I put between the two halves of my edox.

As for drinking at the computer; I do that a lot, but I am very careful and glasses of soda stay away from the desk, since the fizz tends to send a fine mist of sticky soda flying out. Cans and bottles are fine.

TheSoulhunter · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:15:21 »

Quote from: audukent on Thu, 05 September 2013, 09:24:45

Don't eat where your jerk off! Gwoss!

But I like to eat at the kitchen table!

mauri · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:18:24 »

Quote from: vun on Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:14:23

I am a bit of a clean freak with computer stuff, I generally wash my hands before sitting down at the computer and if I feel my hands are getting sweaty. I do eat by the computer sometimes, I used to eat pizza or whatever near the computer, but that was usually while watching something and keeping the food and plate away from the keyboard. After I moved I've only done it once, I had a bowl of rice that I put between the two halves of my edox.

As for drinking at the computer; I do that a lot, but I am very careful and glasses of soda stay away from the desk, since the fizz tends to send a fine mist of sticky soda flying out. Cans and bottles are fine.

Dr.pepper bottles are sneaky lil mofos, it always effervesces, no matter how long you've had it sitting in the fridge, it'll always find a way to spray.

meiosis · « **Reply #18 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:20:01 »

I love cheetos

mauri · « **Reply #19 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:21:16 »

Quote from: Meiosis on Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:20:01

I love cheetos

Who doesn't appreciate a good vintage cheetos aggregate from beneath your keycaps every now and then?

vasouv · « **Reply #20 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:22:42 »

Yeah I do it, but I always watch some video so I don't touch the mouse/keyboard at all.

missalaire · « **Reply #21 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:33:29 »

Quote from: vasouv on Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:22:42

Yeah I do it, but I always watch some video so I don't touch the mouse/keyboard at all.

^ this but with streams.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #22 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:37:33 »

CORN CHIPS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEIR CRUMBS BLEND IN WITH MY KEYBOARD.

ynrozturk · « **Reply #23 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 13:32:21 »

Quote from: keymaster on Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:04:39

If I do eat by my computer, it's only if in watching something for an extended period of time. Don't eat above your keyboard and make sure to wash your hands afterwards.

This.

phetto · « **Reply #24 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 13:33:48 »

Every meal every day.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #25 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 17:14:47 »

THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT!

pr1me · « **Reply #26 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 17:21:50 »

Quote from: phetto on Thu, 05 September 2013, 13:33:48

Every meal every day.

Same

phetto · « **Reply #27 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 17:22:58 »

It's us singles.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #28 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 17:28:16 »

Quote from: pr1me on Thu, 05 September 2013, 17:21:50

Quote from: phetto on Thu, 05 September 2013, 13:33:48
Every meal every day.

Same

this

ComradeSniper · « **Reply #29 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 18:18:11 »

I get hungry while gaming and such so I eat over my keyboard a lot. It gets dirty but I pull the keycaps and clean it out every couple months.

codyeatworld · « **Reply #30 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 18:22:42 »

noisyturtle · « **Reply #31 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 18:26:51 »

Just keep a small nightstand, or swivel arm table next/attached to your desk and a hand towel for wiping. The only issue I ever have is when I smoke a cigar sometimes ash drops on my boards, never food stuff though.

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #32 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 18:48:42 »

I sometimes eat at my computer. I know I shouldn't, but I do. But not soup or anything that splashes or spills. As far as drinking goes I have a small shelf under my desk intended for a computer tower but since I have an iMac it's empty and that's where my glass/bottle goes. NEVER at keyboard level. And if I see anyone putting a drink on my desk I give them **** and tell them exactly how much money they would owe me if they spilled on my LZ-GH. By brother is BAD for that.

Latin00032 · « **Reply #33 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 19:05:01 »

I rarely eat at my computer.

When I do, I'm not too concerned. My keyboard and mouse are about 1.5 to 2 feet in front of me.

I type and game with the keyboard and mouse near the back of my desk.

It looks weird but is the most comfortable.

RabRhee · « **Reply #34 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 20:15:38 »

Winther · « **Reply #35 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 21:18:49 »

I pretty much always eat while sitting in front of my computer, usually I watch a movie or a series though, so I dont touch it much while eating..

Game Theory · « **Reply #36 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 21:40:47 »

I eat in front of the computer at home and at work. Though if it is a foodI hold by hand I do not keyboard with that hand. I also slide the keyboard drawer in a bit at work. Still feel guilty since I bought my work keyboard.

meiosis · « **Reply #37 on:** Thu, 05 September 2013, 22:17:42 »

whenever in loading screen for league, gotta get up do a quick run for any food. Always eating ramen in front of the computer during the game too

vasouv · « **Reply #38 on:** Fri, 06 September 2013, 03:46:43 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 05 September 2013, 18:26:51

The only issue I ever have is when I smoke a cigar sometimes ash drops on my boards, never food stuff though.

Yeap, that's how I emptied my last can of compressed air.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #39 on:** Fri, 06 September 2013, 11:26:48 »

WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT HAVING A LITTLE ASH ON THE KEYBOARD? JUST TYPE ON IT FOR A WHILE AND IT'LL CLEAN THE KEYTOPS OFF.

tipo33 · « **Reply #40 on:** Fri, 06 September 2013, 11:33:55 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 05 September 2013, 17:28:16

Quote from: pr1me on Thu, 05 September 2013, 17:21:50
Quote from: phetto on Thu, 05 September 2013, 13:33:48
Every meal every day.

Same

this

As much as I hate to admit it, I do the same. I only have one room though, not including a sad excuse for a kitchen and a WC. So it's OK, in my case.

esoomenona · « **Reply #41 on:** Fri, 06 September 2013, 11:42:40 »

DORITOS

eka · « **Reply #42 on:** Fri, 06 September 2013, 11:47:34 »

"Do you compute at your eating?"

frogamic · « **Reply #43 on:** Sat, 07 September 2013, 22:03:46 »

This is snack corner at my battlestation. I just love Koh-Kae peanuts.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #44 on:** Sun, 08 September 2013, 00:00:44 »

Quote from: frogamic on Sat, 07 September 2013, 22:03:46

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This is snack corner at my battlestation. I just love Koh-Kae peanuts.

I down planters unsalted.. it's the only kind that you can eat handfuls of.. and not feel sick from so much salt.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #45 on:** Sat, 19 October 2013, 08:41:47 »

I'm eating cheetos right now, the trick is to not actually touch them with my fingers

phetto · « **Reply #46 on:** Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:21:24 »

Quote from: microsoft windows on Fri, 06 September 2013, 11:26:48

WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT HAVING A LITTLE ASH ON THE KEYBOARD? JUST TYPE ON IT FOR A WHILE AND IT'LL CLEAN THE KEYTOPS OFF.

STOP YELLING.. no but I do this sometimes especially when I'm drunk, I smoke in front of the computer and I remember one time I spilled ashes into a brand new keyboard and keyset.. First I was going to clean it up, but then I got high..

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #47 on:** Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:49:55 »

Quote from: phetto on Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:21:24

First I was going to clean it up, but then I got high..

Elrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Sun, 20 October 2013, 06:14:52 »

Quote from: phetto on Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:21:24

First I was going to clean it up, but then I got high..

My dilemma especially when it gets around 3 in the morning at work. Because I'm the ONLY one still up, operating the systems, I usually light up a nice sprig and enjoy what's available on Google. You should see the strange stuff once you type in some choice words.......

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BakaPhoenix · « **Reply #49 on:** Sat, 26 October 2013, 13:49:08 »

How can you keyboard geek eat at the computer? It will stain our precius keyboard XD

Anyways i never eat my main course at the pc.
I only eat snacks XD

kenmai9 · « **Reply #50 on:** Sat, 26 October 2013, 13:54:38 »

I have a keyboard tray.. so I just slide it under my desk when I eat and watch netflix. Not that difficult lol.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #51 on:** Thu, 31 October 2013, 09:10:51 »

Does your keyboard tray have room for a mouse on it too? I always hated keyboard trays since I would always have to put the mouse someplace else on the table, usually in an uncomfortable position.

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #52 on:** Thu, 31 October 2013, 09:12:53 »

My desk has a very wide "keyboard" tray, but I don't like using it. I just put my mouse/KB on the top of the desk.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #53 on:** Mon, 04 December 2017, 16:18:30 »

I HAVE RECENTLY TAKEN UP EATING HOT DOGS AT MY COMPUTER. IT IS AN EXCELLENT HABIT AND I FULLY RECOMMEND IT!

digi · « **Reply #54 on:** Mon, 04 December 2017, 16:26:19 »

Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 04 December 2017, 16:18:30

I HAVE RECENTLY TAKEN UP EATING HOT DOGS AT MY COMPUTER. IT IS AN EXCELLENT HABIT AND I FULLY RECOMMEND IT!

With all the vegan's running around we need more hotdog eaters at the keyboard

TAKE A STAND FOR HOTDOGGIN' AT THE KEYBOARD!!!

microsoft windows · « **Reply #55 on:** Mon, 04 December 2017, 16:29:10 »

Quote from: digi on Mon, 04 December 2017, 16:26:19

Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 04 December 2017, 16:18:30
I HAVE RECENTLY TAKEN UP EATING HOT DOGS AT MY COMPUTER. IT IS AN EXCELLENT HABIT AND I FULLY RECOMMEND IT!

With all the vegan's running around we need more hotdog eaters at the keyboard

TAKE A STAND FOR HOTDOGGIN' AT THE KEYBOARD!!!

THE VEGANS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING (BESIDES THEIR BRAINS). HOT DOGS ARE THE WAY TO ROLL EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR! NO COMPUTER SHOULD BE LESS THAN THREE FEET FROM A HOT DOG.

Findecanor · « **Reply #56 on:** Tue, 05 December 2017, 04:10:25 »

Hot dogs don't have much taste in them, because it is mostly potato starch anyway.
There are perfectly fine vegetarian hot dogs around.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #57 on:** Tue, 05 December 2017, 11:17:46 »

Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 05 December 2017, 04:10:25

Hot dogs don't have much taste in them, because it is mostly potato starch anyway.
There are perfectly fine vegetarian hot dogs around.

Not Name brand 'Murican Hotdogs.. Nathans for example..

It's not meat in the sense of "muscle meat" , it's only around 10-15% muscle, the rest is trimmings.

But it's still technically all animal parts..

digi · « **Reply #58 on:** Tue, 05 December 2017, 11:44:02 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 05 December 2017, 11:17:46

Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 05 December 2017, 04:10:25
Hot dogs don't have much taste in them, because it is mostly potato starch anyway.
There are perfectly fine vegetarian hot dogs around.

Not Name brand 'Murican Hotdogs.. Nathans for example..

It's not meat in the sense of "muscle meat" , it's only around 10-15% muscle, the rest is trimmings.

But it's still technically all animal parts..

#AllAnimalPartsMatter

microsoft windows · « **Reply #59 on:** Tue, 05 December 2017, 14:13:07 »

##HOTDOGSMATTER WHEN YOU ARE #AT YOUR #KOMPUTTER

rowdy · « **Reply #60 on:** Wed, 06 December 2017, 19:53:57 »

I have just finished eating a ham sandwich at my computer.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #61 on:** Wed, 06 December 2017, 22:25:52 »

Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 06 December 2017, 19:53:57

I have just finished eating a ham sandwich at my computer.

Tp4 only eats ham in the form of Spam Lite (low sodium).. Love it. !!

+ Steamed short grain rice

+ Seasoned korea seaweed

+ Horsey Sauce

OfTheWild · « **Reply #62 on:** Wed, 06 December 2017, 23:59:38 »

Today I ate fried chicken at my desk at work for dinner. Solution? pinkies up keeps them clean for that fancy 2-finger typing

)

tp4tissue · « **Reply #63 on:** Thu, 07 December 2017, 07:52:27 »

Quote from: OfTheWild on Wed, 06 December 2017, 23:59:38

Today I ate fried chicken at my desk at work for dinner. Solution? pinkies up keeps them clean for that fancy 2-finger typing )

In asia, they give you these little plastic gloves to eat chicken with.

But that's really dumb, because, they're actually so thin, the oil soaks through the damn gloves anyway..

So what was the point..

OfTheWild · « **Reply #64 on:** Thu, 07 December 2017, 10:40:24 »

lol thats no fun!

rowdy · « **Reply #65 on:** Thu, 07 December 2017, 19:55:54 »

I used to eat potato chips with chopsticks in front of my computer. But my doctor criticised by diet so I stopped. I still have the chopsticks.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #66 on:** Thu, 07 December 2017, 20:22:37 »

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 07 December 2017, 19:55:54

I used to eat potato chips with chopsticks in front of my computer. But my doctor criticised by diet so I stopped. I still have the chopsticks.

Hgggnnnn... Tp4 misses chipz..

_rubik · « **Reply #67 on:** Fri, 08 December 2017, 22:04:01 »

I'll eat at the computer fairly regularly. But... I HAVE to use chopsticks. Cheetos .. chopsticks. Pizza .. cut it up and use chopsticks. Can't get any grease or cheese on my fingers before I type.

Also... I vote microsoftwindows should keep digging up his old threads. It's a blast from the recent past.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #68 on:** Sat, 09 December 2017, 00:17:23 »

Quote from: _rubik on Fri, 08 December 2017, 22:04:01

I'll eat at the computer fairly regularly. But... I HAVE to use chopsticks. Cheetos .. chopsticks. Pizza .. cut it up and use chopsticks. Can't get any grease or cheese on my fingers before I type.

Also... I vote microsoftwindows should keep digging up his old threads. It's a blast from the recent past.

ooof.. pizzza... oh... why haven't they invented heart attack pillz yet..

_rubik · « **Reply #69 on:** Sat, 09 December 2017, 09:26:59 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 December 2017, 00:17:23

Quote from: _rubik on Fri, 08 December 2017, 22:04:01
I'll eat at the computer fairly regularly. But... I HAVE to use chopsticks. Cheetos .. chopsticks. Pizza .. cut it up and use chopsticks. Can't get any grease or cheese on my fingers before I type.

Also... I vote microsoftwindows should keep digging up his old threads. It's a blast from the recent past.

ooof.. pizzza... oh... why haven't they invented heart attack pillz yet..

Veggy with grilled chicken.... could be worse :shrug:

tp4tissue · « **Reply #70 on:** Sat, 09 December 2017, 10:03:46 »

Quote from: _rubik on Sat, 09 December 2017, 09:26:59

Veggy with grilled chicken.... could be worse :shrug:

Welll.. the quantity of muscle meat is small.

Buhhhh.. the oils from the cheese.. and possibly pepperoni which is nearly all fat..

And of course, the deadly carcinogenic + Manbewb-genic properties of milk products.. hahahahahha

Manbewb, hilarious wurd..

microsoft windows · « **Reply #71 on:** Sat, 09 December 2017, 13:37:34 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 December 2017, 10:03:46

Quote from: _rubik on Sat, 09 December 2017, 09:26:59

Veggy with grilled chicken.... could be worse :shrug:

Welll.. the quantity of muscle meat is small.

Buhhhh.. the oils from the cheese.. and possibly pepperoni which is nearly all fat..

And of course, the deadly carcinogenic + Manbewb-genic properties of milk products.. hahahahahha

Manbewb, hilarious wurd..

I CAN EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING CANCER BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS WINDOWS 3.1.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #72 on:** Sat, 09 December 2017, 15:10:02 »

Quote from: microsoft windows on Sat, 09 December 2017, 13:37:34

I CAN EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING CANCER BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS WINDOWS 3.1.

What can window3.1 do for the average 'murican sporting stylish manbewbs due to high milk product consumption. ??

DaBubbs · « **Reply #73 on:** Sat, 09 December 2017, 19:04:39 »

Quote from: vasouv on Thu, 05 September 2013, 11:22:42

Yeah I do it, but I always watch some video so I don't touch the mouse/keyboard at all.

x2. As long as I am not eating something too messy, I'll put on an interesting YouTube video. If it is something messy (or smelly), I eat it away from my desk.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #74 on:** Sun, 10 December 2017, 12:17:24 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 December 2017, 15:10:02

Quote from: microsoft windows on Sat, 09 December 2017, 13:37:34

I CAN EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING CANCER BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS WINDOWS 3.1.

What can window3.1 do for the average 'murican sporting stylish manbewbs due to high milk product consumption. ??

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. WINDOWS 3.1 HAS MULTITUDES OF HEALTH BENEFITS WIDELY ACCEPTED BY 97% OF SCIENTISTS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SCIENCE DENIER!

rowdy · « **Reply #75 on:** Sun, 10 December 2017, 19:56:57 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 07 December 2017, 20:22:37

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 07 December 2017, 19:55:54
I used to eat potato chips with chopsticks in front of my computer. But my doctor criticised by diet so I stopped. I still have the chopsticks.

Hgggnnnn... Tp4 misses chipz..

Rowdy too.

Tally810 · « **Reply #76 on:** Sun, 10 December 2017, 20:38:22 »

I wash or sanitize my hands before using my keyboard each time. The thought of eating and using it drives me crazy. Im kind of a freak i guess.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #77 on:** Sun, 10 December 2017, 20:54:27 »

Quote from: Tally810 on Sun, 10 December 2017, 20:38:22

I wash or sanitize my hands before using my keyboard each time. The thought of eating and using it drives me crazy. Im kind of a freak i guess.

U can't wash away the fapp residue unfortunately.. It's always going to be present .. your space is 100% already contaminated..

This is also the reason why one should never buy second hand keyboards/mouse.

1swt2gs · « **Reply #78 on:** Sun, 10 December 2017, 21:05:07 »

Im surprised no one has posted edgy pictures of their food next to KB. Or even food on top of KB's

tp4tissue · « **Reply #79 on:** Sun, 10 December 2017, 21:07:11 »

Quote from: 1swt2gs on Sun, 10 December 2017, 21:05:07

Im surprised no one has posted edgy pictures of their food next to KB. Or even food on top of KB's

what ? why would one do that ?

what would be the message ?

microsoft windows · « **Reply #80 on:** Mon, 11 December 2017, 07:55:59 »

Quote from: 1swt2gs on Sun, 10 December 2017, 21:05:07

Im surprised no one has posted edgy pictures of their food next to KB. Or even food on top of KB's

I THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. ANY VOLUNTEERS?

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Author Topic: EATING AT THE COMPUTER (Read 19664 times)