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Offline clickclack

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What on earth???
« on: Wed, 30 September 2009, 22:42:52 »
This seems like a keyboard that would give you a computer virus if you looked at it crooked!!!
whuuuuh?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320428791044&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

It looks like pure evil! (possibly not in a good way)
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Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #1 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 08:08:24 »
That thing is hideous.  It looks like one of those $3 keyboards but without letters.


Offline hyperlinked

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« Reply #2 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 09:28:52 »
Is that a custom novelty box like the kinds you'd buy from the Onion or Archie McPhee? I couldn't find any reference for any such keyboard online anywhere.
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Offline Rajagra

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« Reply #3 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 13:54:02 »
I didn't get the virus reference at first. It is indeed named after a virus/worm.
As for the "Extreme users only!" on the box - what can you say?
I think it's safe to assume the quality isn't one of the best.

Offline InSanCen

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« Reply #4 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 16:06:16 »
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Script kiddies will probably love it though. "700k 47 m3, l337 h4x0r"
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Offline mech

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« Reply #5 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 18:53:01 »
L-shaped enter key, small backspace?  I really did throw up a little!

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Offline roaduck

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« Reply #6 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 19:32:32 »
Quote from: clickclack;121946
This seems like a keyboard that would give you a computer virus if you looked at it crooked!!!
whuuuuh?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320428791044&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

It looks like pure evil! (possibly not in a good way)


God people sell some sh** on ebay and, what's worse they expect some poor mug to buy it! There's one born every minute - end of rant - for now - lol
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Offline Mr.6502

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« Reply #7 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 19:46:42 »
What would I do if my mom came over and wanted to use the computer though?
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Offline roaduck

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« Reply #8 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 19:53:48 »
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What would I do if my mom came over and wanted to use the computer though?


My Mum thought that I was spending too much time indoors on the bleedin' 'puter and not playing out getting a suntan - she's gone now - may her rest in peace.

My mum could play the piano; she taught it and could type but she thought that my keyboard was horrendous having learnt on a '40's British manual typewriter.
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Offline o2dazone

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« Reply #9 on: Thu, 01 October 2009, 21:20:52 »
Quote from: Mr.6502;122164
What would I do if my mom came over and wanted to use the computer though?


Well, by definition on the box that keyboard comes in it says "This aint your moms keyboard". So I guess she's out

Offline TWX

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« Reply #10 on: Fri, 02 October 2009, 23:24:44 »
Quote from: Mr.6502;122164
What would I do if my mom came over and wanted to use the computer though?


Celebrate because she can't mess up your PC?

*grin*

I'll pass on this particular keyboard.  I don't want the Krylon rubbing off on my hands.
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Offline BucklingSpring

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« Reply #11 on: Thu, 08 October 2009, 19:17:21 »
Quote from: Mr.6502;122164
What would I do if my mom came over and wanted to use the computer though?


Hand her a "I love you" mouse.
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