Sexy Santa Suit $6.95 + FS

[missalaire]

http://www.classicshapewear.com/santa-apron-padded-cup-babydoll-san002-p-4118.html

[HoffmanMyster]

Oh my gosh, the "roll on to zoom in" thing is HUGE.

[Sifo]

zoom into her face... shudder..

[metalliqaz]

A clack to the GHer that models this

[CPTBadAss]

'qaz you buying?

[Halverson]

A clack to the GHer that models this

Challenge accepted

[metalliqaz]

 

[fohat.digs]

You should pay me not to model it.

[kmiller8]

This is all I need for my Sexy Santa Suit

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010Y0366

[eth0s]

That link isn't working for me, must be too much traffic.

What is shapewear?  Some kind of Santa-themed Spanx?

[eth0s]

This is all I need for my Sexy Santa Suit

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010Y0366

Umm, Sexy Santa you forgot this:  http://www.amazon.com/White-Mustache-Wizard-Costume-Disguise/dp/B001GECBY2/ref=cts_ap_4_fbt

[kmiller8]

A clack to the GHer that models this

Challenge accepted

Too bad it ships faster to the US.

[CPTBadAss]

That link isn't working for me, must be too much traffic.

What is shapewear?  Some kind of Santa-themed Spanx?

I'm pretty sure it goes with this link eth0s. Or possibly this.

Also TIL, eth0s knows what Spanx are LOL.

[eth0s]

That link isn't working for me, must be too much traffic.

What is shapewear?  Some kind of Santa-themed Spanx?

I'm pretty sure it goes with this link eth0s. Or possibly this.

Also TIL, eth0s knows what Spanx are LOL.

dude, who doesn't know what Spanx are?  Every woman in America has bought at least one pair. 

[kmiller8]

A clack to the GHer that models this

Get ready to ship that clack

[Halverson]

A clack to the GHer that models this

Get ready to ship that clack

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You better be wearing that moose hat as well.

[Sifo]

awoeifjaoiwjef

[eth0s]

A clack to the GHer that models this

Get ready to ship that clack

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Hmm, I have some trepidation and a great deal of ambivalence about this.  On the one hand, i want to see kmiller8 in that sexy santa suit.  But on the other, I'm scared of his intentions for that Clack.  :-\

Well, I hope he gets the Clack, but treats it with the love and reverence that every Clack deserves. 

Also, to win the Clack, he really should have to wear that santa suit in public.  If he takes a selfie wearing it in the privacy of his own bedroom, that shouldn't really count.  If he wears it on the bus, and then goes to work (or school) well then he should get 2 Clacks (from somebody else, ofc.)

[kmiller8]

Hmm, I have some trepidation and a great deal of ambivalence about this.  On the one hand, i want to see kmiller8 in that sexy santa suit.  But on the other, I'm scared of his intentions for that Clack. 

Well, I hope he gets the Clack, but treats it with the love and reverence that every Clack deserves. 

Also, to win the Clack, he really should have to wear that santa suit in public.  If he takes a selfie wearing it in the privacy of his own bedroom, that shouldn't really count.  If he wears it on the bus, and then goes to work (or school) well then he should get 2 Clacks (from somebody else, ofc.)

whoa whoa, the deal was model, you don't see model's out on the street strutting their stuff.

[Chau]

I assume the model in the photo is wearing a thong, we would like to see the same poses naturally.

[YoungMichael88]

The real question here is, do I sign up for the newsletter to see more sexy pictures? Or do I just wait patiently for kmiller8 to sport that thing properly?

[meiosis]

kmiller's going to burn it..

[Thechemist]

Now all we need is few more to model a sexy elf suits to make a GeekHack Christmas card. 

[metalliqaz]

Okay... Just FYI I sent my last CC to girlshark. 

[kmiller8]

Okay... Just FYI I sent my last CC to girlshark.

reported for BM

[berserkfan]

I don't think I dare to see him wear that santa suit. Interesting thread, but Gutz is gonna stay away. Don't want to click on the thread and see stuff that will remain in my head for years... 

[metalliqaz]

Okay... Just FYI I sent my last CC to girlshark.

reported for BM

Not sure what BM is or if you're serious, but... obvious joke is obvious.  Also... no dudes

[kmiller8]

Not sure what BM is or if you're serious, but... obvious joke is obvious.  Also... no dudes

BM = acronym for bad mannered, used by korean computer players. (urbandictionary)

So no, wasn't being serious, sorry.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Not sure what BM is or if you're serious, but... obvious joke is obvious.  Also... no dudes

BM = acronym for bad mannered, used by korean computer players. (urbandictionary)

So no, wasn't being serious, sorry.

#sarcasm

[vivalarevolución]

A clack to the GHer that models this

Get ready to ship that clack

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This should be phenomenal.

[snoopy]

Want to see female GHer in that

[missalaire]

Want to see female GHer in that

I'd have done it for the clack, but the small sizes sold out too fast :<

#WhatWouldYouDoForAClack

[tjcaustin]

Want to see female GHer in that

I'd have done it for the clack, but the small sizes sold out too fast :<

#WhatWouldYouDoForAClack

No one said anything about it having to fit right.

Or not being the top layer of multiple layers.

[metalliqaz]

This is getting creepy now.  I was just playin', yo

[meiosis]

Not sure what BM is or if you're serious, but... obvious joke is obvious.  Also... no dudes

BM = acronym for bad mannered, used by korean computer players. (urbandictionary)

So no, wasn't being serious, sorry.

#sarcasm

You have to say you are joking if you don't plan to go through with what you say. Anyways since you bought it just send a picture to clickclack himself and ask for it?

[Tym]

Want to see female GHer in that

I'd have done it for the clack, but the small sizes sold out too fast :<

#WhatWouldYouDoForAClack

I would have done it for a Clark

Not one of those fakes ones though, I'm not that cheap >.>

[snoopy]

Somebody buy missalaire a fitting custome! Fast! Before we have to see kmiller in that.

[kmiller8]

Somebody buy missalaire a fitting custome! Fast! Before we have to see kmiller in that.

It's already shipped, should be getting it sometime next week

[demik]

bring out the lotion boys

[YoungMichael88]

bring out the lotion boys

At the ready!

[CPTBadAss]

Missalaire's Santa Suit brings all the boys to the yard?

[demik]

Missalaire's Santa Suit brings all the boys to the yard?

that comment was for kmiller

[Michael]

I can't wait to try this on when I get home.

[demik]

waitwaitwaitwait

brocaps vs kmiller sexy santa suit sexy-off!

[Sifo]

oh no..

[Michael]

oh hell yes..

ftfy

[demik]

oh no..

[rowdy]

A clack to the GHer that models this

Get ready to ship that clack

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This should be phenomenal.

Not sure that's the word I would have used.

[infiniti]

*cross posting for holiday cheer*

Sexy Santa Bob:


Bonus -- Sexy Elf Bob:

[Fire Brand]

Geekhack calendar maybe?

But I can't wait to see  

[berserkfan]

You could have bought other sizes

 

Want to see female GHer in that

I'd have done it for the clack, but the small sizes sold out too fast :<

#WhatWouldYouDoForAClack

[snoopy]

Somebody buy missalaire a fitting custome! Fast! Before we have to see kmiller in that.

It's already shipped, should be getting it sometime next week

Please put 5 NSFW tags around the pic, so I can't open it accidentally.

So when does the first official Female Sexy Santa Suit Contest start?

[Fire Brand]

waitwaitwaitwait

brocaps vs kmiller sexy santa suit sexy-off!

O: This will be awesome there could be a vote to have one named geekhack Santa 2013?

[zenuty]

Wow Wow Wow

Im really want it... 

[kmiller8]

FREE CLACKS PLS

[Sifo]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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[esoomenona]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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I'll give you ALL my Clacks for just one night.

[hcry4]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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You brought sexy back.

[HPE1000]

 

[HPE1000]

FREE CLACKS PLS

More

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[SpAmRaY]

A clack to the GHer that models this

FREE CLACKS PLS

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legit

[HoffmanMyster]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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 :thumb:  Wow.

[demik]

Dat tuck

[regack]

no nip slip, 8/10

[eth0s]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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ZOMG!!!

First:  I can't believe how well that sexy Santa costume fits.  (It's almost like they know men are buying it to cross-dress.)

Second:  I can't believe how happy kmiller8 looks in that pic.  The pure joy on that face is worth a Clack right there.

Third:  I hope CC gives him a really nice Clack for this.  If this isn't laser-beam worthy, I don't know what is.

Bravo, Sir.  Well done.  :thumb: x 2

[Halverson]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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It's nice but.....it came with a thong.....hike that skirt up a bit

[demik]

THONG THONG THONG THONG THONG

[Alessandro]

There's a thong?

My body is ready...

[kmiller8]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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It's nice but.....it came with a thong.....hike that skirt up a bit

THONG THONG THONG THONG THONG

There's a thong?

My body is ready...

no.

[jdcarpe]

Who knew Kirk was such a sexy Santa girl?

[snoopy]

unsee unsee unsee

[demik]

Who knew Kirk was such a sexy Santa girl?

Everybody!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

[HPE1000]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

[eth0s]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

I know you're joking, but c'mon, this is hardly over the line.  In NYC we had Mayor Giuliani who liked to wear an evening gown, full makeup with lipstick and rouge, wig, stockings, high heeled shoes and a feather boa.  Whenever he went out in public like that, he looked like a hideous old **** (but I think everybody was afraid to tell him).  Cross-dressing is hardly shameful if a die-hard Republican like Rudy Giuliani loves it so much.  Also John Wayne was a closet cross-dresser, and nobody is more 'Murican than John Wayne.

[snoopy]

Want to see female GHer in that

would still prefer this

[demik]

I hate fun

[hashbaz]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

Yep, the gender line.  Lighten up, son.

[missalaire]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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Dear god

10/10

I'd hit it.

[demik]

I will now hoard CCs to get people to wear sexy Santa suits in return for one

[jdcarpe]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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Dear god

10/10

I'd hit it.

I was thinking the same thing. As a straight man, I don't know how to feel about that. :P

[Photoelectric]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

What is this, the 18th century?  )

[SpAmRaY]

I think its time for a GH calendar....

[kmiller8]

I think its time for a GH calendar....

dibs on december!

[demik]

Grow a stache and you can have November also

[rowdy]

I think its time for a GH calendar....

dibs on december!

+1

[127001]

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

Yep, the gender line.  Lighten up, son.

Actually I'm more referring to the great lengths people will go to just to get (free) Clacks.

No offense meant to kmiller, he made through on his promise and I gotta say, it takes balls to post stuff like this on the internet these days. Serious balls.

I'll just chock this up to my headache impeding on my sense of humor, either that or I'm just having a particularly logical day today...

[esoomenona]

He was ****ing joking. The guy who burnt clacks and ****? You really think he gives that much of a **** about them? Settle the **** down.

[tjcaustin]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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Dear god

10/10

I'd hit it.

I was thinking the same thing. As a straight man, I don't know how to feel about that. :P

Note she didn't say what kind of implement she'd use to strike with.

I vote a 10lb sledgehammer

[SpAmRaY]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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Dear god

10/10

I'd hit it.

I was thinking the same thing. As a straight man, I don't know how to feel about that. :P

Note she didn't say what kind of implement she'd use to strike with.

I vote a 10lb sledgehammer

why not a Subaru?

[dragonxx21]

10/10 would watch again.

[demik]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

Yep, the gender line.  Lighten up, son.

Actually I'm more referring to the great lengths people will go to just to get (free) Clacks.

No offense meant to kmiller, he made through on his promise and I gotta say, it takes balls to post stuff like this on the internet these days. Serious balls.

I'll just chock this up to my headache impeding on my sense of humor, either that or I'm just having a particularly logical day today...

Not everything is srsbsnss

[Halverson]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

Yep, the gender line.  Lighten up, son.

Actually I'm more referring to the great lengths people will go to just to get (free) Clacks.

No offense meant to kmiller, he made through on his promise and I gotta say, it takes balls to post stuff like this on the internet these days. Serious balls.

I'll just chock this up to my headache impeding on my sense of humor, either that or I'm just having a particularly logical day today...

Not everything is srsbsnss

Kirkle of the D-squad....super serious all the time, for real....#notsarcastic

[Michael]

Who is paying up for kmillers clack? Gettonit....

[demik]

The ****er that offered it.

TIL never offer anything to kirk because he'll do it.

[dragonxx21]

Who is paying up for kmillers clack? Gettonit....

kmiller delivered, hopefully metalliqaz does too.

[hashbaz]

A clack to the GHer that models this

TIME TO PAY THE PIPER

[kmiller8]

TIL never offer anything to kirk because he'll do it.

within reason.

[C5Allroad]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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I really hope that's your girlfriend's outfit... Or wife's. I have no words to describe what I just saw lol.

[SpAmRaY]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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I really hope that's your girlfriend's outfit... Or wife's. I have no words to describe what I just saw lol.

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red, white, fluffy......lots of words to describe that

[Pacifist]

So clacks are 6.95 now?

[whiteduck]

Hah.  I greatly approve of this thread.

[noisyturtle]

Ever see The Crying Game? 

[kmiller8]

So clacks are 6.95 now?

+ dignity

[C5Allroad]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

Yep, the gender line.  Lighten up, son.

If it were a woman then all hell would break loose.
This topic would have been closed and we would need to "borrow" that picture for 30 minutes...

[hashbaz]

So clacks are 6.95 now?

+ dignity

Post of the month.

[esoomenona]

I'm borrowing right now.

[snoopy]

So clacks are 6.95 now?

I heard they're 60$ and come pairwise.

[YoungMichael88]

I'm borrowing it next...

[Halverson]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

Yep, the gender line.  Lighten up, son.

If it were a woman then all hell would break loose.
This topic would have been closed and we would need to "borrow" that picture for 30 minutes...

I've already borrowed this pic for those 30 minutes...it's the outfit..not the gender....

[YoungMichael88]

I won't need all 30 mins tho. Someone else can use the other 29 mins and 43 seconds.

[tjcaustin]

unsee unsee unsee

x2. I think this crossed a line...

I mean, it's funny, but it crossed a line...

Yep, the gender line.  Lighten up, son.

If it were a woman then all hell would break loose.
This topic would have been closed and we would need to "borrow" that picture for 30 minutes...

Seems like hell is already breaking loose.

[rowdy]

This thread is taking a worrying turn ...

[Halverson]

This thread is taking a worrying turn ...

Don't worry, I'll get half naked soon to even it all out for the better

[dustinhxc]

FREE CLACKS PLS

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Hahahahha awesome !!!!

[Tym]

This thread is taking a worrying turn ...

Don't worry, I'll get half naked soon to even it all out for the better

Sharks are always naked :3

[Halverson]

This thread is taking a worrying turn ...

Don't worry, I'll get half naked soon to even it all out for the better

Sharks are always naked :3

Not if they put an apron on!

[berserkfan]

wonder what else kmiller will do for clacks...

[kmiller8]

wonder what else kmiller will do for clacks...

make me an offer big boy

[rowdy]

[Dubsgalore]

Kirk you already know but god damn

someone sending me the link, opening it on my phone, with people looking behind my back and on my phone, and having to explain kirk without knowing what to say

  )

[kmiller8]

Kirk you already know but god damn

someone sending me the link, opening it on my phone, with people looking behind my back and on my phone, and having to explain kirk without knowing what to say

  )

Here's the definition

Kirk - Eccentric, Impulsive

[snoopy]

which clack did you get?

[Alessandro]

which clack did you get?

Is there a clack called disappointment?

[kmiller8]

which clack did you get?

The sexy santa one.

[missalaire]

A clack to the GHer that models this

So when you gonna finally deliver on this?

Kmiller8 did make good on his promise after all.

[demik]

Good night sweet prince

[Halverson]

May it's beauty never end

[byker]

Beautiful. 

[Michael]

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Good night sweet prince

RIP in peace

[rowdy]

And there was me thinking that picture was lost forever.

[Sifo]

Hmm, I have some trepidation and a great deal of ambivalence about this.  On the one hand, i want to see kmiller8 in that sexy santa suit.  But on the other, I'm scared of his intentions for that Clack. 

Well, I hope he gets the Clack, but treats it with the love and reverence that every Clack deserves. 

Also, to win the Clack, he really should have to wear that santa suit in public.  If he takes a selfie wearing it in the privacy of his own bedroom, that shouldn't really count.  If he wears it on the bus, and then goes to work (or school) well then he should get 2 Clacks (from somebody else, ofc.)

whoa whoa, the deal was model, you don't see model's out on the street strutting their stuff.

Pay up.

[rowdy]

Such happiness we experienced in the old days.

[pixelpusher]

Did anyone notice that the original link from 6 years ago works...  what the hell kinda magic is that?

[rowdy]

Kirkle looks happier wearing it than their model does.

[Sifo]

still waiting for my clack