And now I'm sat in my room early in the morning, and I hear some banging outside. Usually. I am quite paranoid about stuff going on outside and happening to my car, but I usually ignore it. This time I looked outside and there are two little **** bags trying to kick the wing mirror off my car.
I opened the window and shouted something nice at them, and I've called the police non-emergency number and logged a call, hopefully they get picked up and roughed up a bit.
Luckily my car is made of stronger stuff and all the parts of my car are still there.