TLDR: use Windows 98, the Cult of (Formerly the microsoft windows megathread)

[paicrai]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

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internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

AND THAT ROOM IS CALLED PLANET EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE USE INTERNET EXPLORER THAT ONE SMALL ROOM CANNOT FIT THEM ALL!

YOU NEED TO GET WINDOWS 98 AND START USING MSIE6 TODAY!

[Malphas]

Halcyon days.

[Novus]

Windows 3.0 or GTFO

[microsoft windows]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

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internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

AND THAT ROOM IS CALLED PLANET EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE USE INTERNET EXPLORER THAT ONE SMALL ROOM CANNOT FIT THEM ALL!

YOU NEED TO GET WINDOWS 98 AND START USING MSIE6 TODAY!

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You just simply don't understand. You unfortunately do not appear to be adequately educated in the world of computing. Everybody knows that Internet Explorer 6 is immortal. You can't deny it!

[noisyturtle]

They don't even use IE over at Microsoft. Most people have Chrome on their work computers.

[paicrai]

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

AND THAT ROOM IS CALLED PLANET EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE USE INTERNET EXPLORER THAT ONE SMALL ROOM CANNOT FIT THEM ALL!

YOU NEED TO GET WINDOWS 98 AND START USING MSIE6 TODAY!

(Attachment Link)

You just simply don't understand. You unfortunately do not appear to be adequately educated in the world of computing. Everybody knows that Internet Explorer 6 is immortal. You can't deny it!

shut up loser

[microsoft windows]

IE6 has been dead for years, it just doesn't know it.

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

(Attachment Link)
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

AND THAT ROOM IS CALLED PLANET EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE USE INTERNET EXPLORER THAT ONE SMALL ROOM CANNOT FIT THEM ALL!

YOU NEED TO GET WINDOWS 98 AND START USING MSIE6 TODAY!

(Attachment Link)

You just simply don't understand. You unfortunately do not appear to be adequately educated in the world of computing. Everybody knows that Internet Explorer 6 is immortal. You can't deny it!

shut up loser

Who do you think you are calling me a loser? I'm the one winning the game here. You're just too far behind the train to notice.

[microsoft windows]

Windows 3.0 or GTFO

WINDOWS 98

[Belfong]

autoexec.bat
config.sys

Oh my goodness!

[paicrai]

IE6 has been dead for years, it just doesn't know it.

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

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internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

AND THAT ROOM IS CALLED PLANET EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE USE INTERNET EXPLORER THAT ONE SMALL ROOM CANNOT FIT THEM ALL!

YOU NEED TO GET WINDOWS 98 AND START USING MSIE6 TODAY!

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You just simply don't understand. You unfortunately do not appear to be adequately educated in the world of computing. Everybody knows that Internet Explorer 6 is immortal. You can't deny it!

shut up loser

Who do you think you are calling me a loser? I'm the one winning the game here. You're just too far behind the train to notice.

and you're riding a horse carriage
and the horses are dead

(you're beating a dead horse, is what I'm saying)

[rowdy]

Riding around in a brougham - classic.

The slower pace of life is something that most people miss out on these days.

[microsoft windows]

IE6 has been dead for years, it just doesn't know it.

internet explorer sucks

NO IT DOESN'T. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

[ Attachment Invalid Or Does Not Exist ]
internet explorer still sucks though

Eventually you'll learn that, no matter how much you try, you will never convince MW of this fact.

That is because Internet Explorer is fundamentally superior to all other internet browsers on the planet. I am simply an acknowledger of the truth.

You obviously never read that article explaining how every single version of Internet Explorer came with a fundamental security flaw.

I read it, but it's just a lie. Satan is just trying to sabotage the reputation of this beautiful piece of software that we know of as Internet Explorer 6.

All hail Satan. Lord of the Better Web Browsers.

I WOULD RATHER USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THAN WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

Weak sauce.
You will worship your one true god and see the light.
Open your eyes.

hail satan
banish ie

I will stay on the good side. I'll let you devil worshippers use Netscape. I'll take MSIE6 for myself!

Hail HYDRA

HEIL H-
HAIL HYDRA.

Hail INTERNET EXPLORER 6.

We have a worshipping room for the IE Cult. Ignore the showerheads.

AND THAT ROOM IS CALLED PLANET EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE USE INTERNET EXPLORER THAT ONE SMALL ROOM CANNOT FIT THEM ALL!

YOU NEED TO GET WINDOWS 98 AND START USING MSIE6 TODAY!

[ Attachment Invalid Or Does Not Exist ]

You just simply don't understand. You unfortunately do not appear to be adequately educated in the world of computing. Everybody knows that Internet Explorer 6 is immortal. You can't deny it!

shut up loser

Who do you think you are calling me a loser? I'm the one winning the game here. You're just too far behind the train to notice.

and you're riding a horse carriage
and the horses are dead

(you're beating a dead horse, is what I'm saying)

But at least I'm not beating Internet Explorer 6. Internet Explorer 6 will never be a dead horse, you know...

[microsoft windows]

Riding around in a brougham - classic.

The slower pace of life is something that most people miss out on these days.

Windows 98 on a Pentium I will admit is a fine way to slow things down a little....but then it leaves one with time to contemplate life a bit anyways! : )

[paicrai]

and windows 98 and ie is a great way to slow down your computer

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

and windows 98 and ie is a great way to slow down your computer

Win98SE actually runs decent on a Pentium III. But that doesn't mean I'd actually use it. Or IE6.

*PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY WINDOWS 8 AND GOOGLE CHROME*

[paicrai]

and windows 98 and ie is a great way to slow down your computer

Win98SE actually runs decent on a Pentium III. But that doesn't mean I'd actually use it. Or IE6.

*PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY WINDOWS 8 AND GOOGLE CHROME*

Windows 8 and Chrome 4 life


until a new windows comes out

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

and windows 98 and ie is a great way to slow down your computer

Win98SE actually runs decent on a Pentium III. But that doesn't mean I'd actually use it. Or IE6.

*PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY WINDOWS 8 AND GOOGLE CHROME*

Windows 8 and Chrome 4 life


until a new windows comes out

Which will probably be sometime soonish, I would imagine...

Win9.

[Novus]

Once mac and or linux gets better gaming support I'll leave windows forever ....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was funny.

No but seriously wouldn't it be cool if you could build your own PC and then install Mac on it.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

No but seriously wouldn't it be cool if you could build your own PC and then install Mac on it.

Umm... you can.

Ever heard of a Hackintosh? An iPC?

[paicrai]

Once mac and or linux gets better gaming support I'll leave windows forever ....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was funny.

No but seriously wouldn't it be cool if you could build your own PC and then install Mac on it.

jesus I've been staring at the middle gif in your sig all day and I have no idea what it is

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Once mac and or linux gets better gaming support I'll leave windows forever ....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was funny.

No but seriously wouldn't it be cool if you could build your own PC and then install Mac on it.

jesus I've been staring at the middle gif in your sig all day and I have no idea what it is

oh good, so I'm not the only one...

[noisyturtle]

They all seem to be Dr. Who gifs, and I think that's Amy. No idea what the reference is though. It's the second one I can't wrap my mind around, no idea what's going on there.

[ideus]

Windows is for morons.  I'll never give up my Mac.

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Actually, Mac OS is Windows for morons. Just pointing out these #trufax for you

Well, Mac OS came out first is all I know.  Maybe when Gates and his minions copied the genius work of Steve Jobs, the software got smarter in its Windows clone-form, I dunno, but Mac OS was first.

Oh you mean the OS that Steve Jobs took from Xerox. Hue

Aw now copycats are geniuses? I admire the size of Mr. Jobs' ego, and passion for his own thinking, but I would not call him a genius.

[digi]

Windows 98 was actually pretty buggy, now Windows 98 SE was l33t.

[vasconqs]

Windows 3.11 on top of DOS, best damn thing ever. You could actually learn how the filesystem worked, just by using it. You had A:, you had C:, and if you were lucky you had D:. If you were unlucky you got B: instead. Those big-ass floppy Bs...

Now I'm like, "How is My Computer a folder, and in which drive is My Desktop?"

[paicrai]

AFAIK I've watched all the episodes with Karen Gillan (Amy), and I haven't seen anything like this. It doesn't really look like her either.

[rowdy]

The first network I setup was with Windows for Workgroups 3.11.

It was magical because it all just seemed to work.

[microsoft windows]

There was always something magical about Windows....even in the early years!

[baldgye]

There was always something magical about Windows....even in the early years!

It will come back, soon as WinFS is implemented!



hahahah

[physicsmajor]

I see your Windows 98 and raise you Windows ME!

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The first rule of Windows ME is: nobody ever speaks about Windows ME for any reason.

[smknjoe]

I see your Windows 98 and raise you Windows ME!

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The first rule of Windows ME is: nobody ever speaks about Windows ME for any reason.

That's probably the rule around the Redmond campus. ;)

[Zeal]

I see your Windows 98 and raise you Windows ME!

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The first rule of Windows ME is: nobody ever speaks about Windows ME for any reason.

I remember when I had to use Windows ME... - shudders- :-X

[microsoft windows]

Did you know that Doctor Who uses Internet Explorer 6?

[Zeal]

Did you know that Doctor Who uses Internet Explorer 6?

Prove it.

[Novus]

Did you know that Doctor Who uses Internet Explorer 6?

Prove it.

That's an improper usage of the lexical ambiguity.
It should be did you know the Doctor uses Internet Explorer 6.

[physicsmajor]

clip ...

I remember when I had to use Windows ME... - shudders-

I fear I've unintentionally broken the rule.

[Novus]

NOBODY DISSES WINDOWS ME.
YOU HEAR ME?
HOW ELSE WOULD WE HAVE SURVIVED YTK?

[microsoft windows]

Did you know that Doctor Who uses Internet Explorer 6?

Prove it.

Prove that the Doctor doesn't.

[Zeal]

Did you know that Doctor Who uses Internet Explorer 6?

Prove it.

Prove that the Doctor doesn't.

I don't have to, as I'm not the one stating that the Doctor does!

[C5Allroad]

I bet he's on Chrome and responding to use saying that IE 6 is the ****.

[Zeal]

I bet he's on Chrome and responding to use saying that IE 6 is the ****.

You obviously haven't seen MW's collection of PCs... )

[feizor]

I have to use IE 6 at work because our intranet was built on it and doesn't work on any other browsers.

[rowdy]

I have to use IE 6 at work because our intranet was built on it and doesn't work on any other browsers.

That's sad

[paicrai]

I have to use IE 6 at work because our intranet was built on it and doesn't work on any other browsers.

"hey boss! i ****ing quit"

[Elrick]

Did you know that Doctor Who uses Internet Explorer 6?

That is an absolute abysmal statement trying desperately to make a link with that gawd awful piece of software dross with a legend in Sci-Fi.

Shame on you Gates's Warped Child, you shall never encourage anyone here on Geekhack to be enslaved to Microsoft or their loathsome browser.  It really pisses me off when you keep on dragging a dead carcass down the street and telling every stranger how sweet it smells  .

IE 6 is now dead, good riddance to bad rubbish.  Now to turn it over in the compost bin so that it gets re-absorbed back into it's own rot  .

[rowdy]

I have to use IE 6 at work because our intranet was built on it and doesn't work on any other browsers.

"hey boss! i ****ing quit"

"Hey, Boss, I can rewrite this in something portable across modern browsers!"

[Novus]

Internet Explorer is an instrument of the Daleks.

[paicrai]

internet explorer more like

****

[Belfong]

Y2K, you mean..

[microsoft windows]

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