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Offline mason

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Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 13:05:06 »
Hey y'all. I'm leaving in two hours to surprise my girlfriend at college and I want to give her a fake gift before the real one.

What should I put in a bag/box?
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Offline fohat.digs

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 13:06:44 »
A keyboard, of course.
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Offline theteam

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 13:50:53 »
happy birthday card
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Offline tp4tissue

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 14:49:59 »
So.. on the flowers you get her,  put the name of an ex-girlfriend that she "knows of"  or have heard you say the name of..

hahahahahhhahahah
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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 14:57:38 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Tue, 14 February 2017, 13:06:44
A keyboard, of course.

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Offline Jokrik

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 15:13:04 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 14 February 2017, 14:49:59
So.. on the flowers you get her,  put the name of an ex-girlfriend that she "knows of"  or have heard you say the name of..

hahahahahhhahahah
He's asking for bad gift, not something to break up to hahaha

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Offline tp4tissue

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 16:21:04 »
Quote from: Jokrik on Tue, 14 February 2017, 15:13:04
Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 14 February 2017, 14:49:59
So.. on the flowers you get her,  put the name of an ex-girlfriend that she "knows of"  or have heard you say the name of..

hahahahahhhahahah
He's asking for bad gift, not something to break up to hahaha





Oh.. psssh.. nm..

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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 17:48:50 »
Get her an electric razor and some hair wax, guaranteed to start an argument.
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Offline ImpendingxDoom

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 18:39:53 »
Lingerie in a size too large
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Offline atarione

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 14 February 2017, 22:36:49 »
amusingly a friend of mine... some what idiotically took my suggestion to write his ex's name on a card then cross it off...  She wasn't amused and then she blamed me for it...

to which I could only respond... look I didn't know he'd be dumb enough to actually do it...

not all ...but I don't think girls tend to have that great of a sense of humor in general...so tread lightly...
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Offline hoggy

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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 15 February 2017, 00:10:27 »
I know it's a bit late, but how about a fire extinguisher.  You could say you don't feel comfortable withe the idea of her cooking without one...
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Re: Bad Valentine's Day gifts
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 15 February 2017, 02:39:03 »
Quote from: atarione on Tue, 14 February 2017, 22:36:49
amusingly a friend of mine... some what idiotically took my suggestion to write his ex's name on a card then cross it off...  She wasn't amused and then she blamed me for it...

to which I could only respond... look I didn't know he'd be dumb enough to actually do it...

not all ...but I don't think girls tend to have that great of a sense of humor in general...so tread lightly...




hilarious every time..



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