Clack Therapy

[iamtootallforthis]

**** me I missed it.

[nathanrosspowell]

today's CV is so freaking fast I cant even reply... just mere 2 mins plus?
 

I didn't want the shame of splurting 'awrgaerwg' into the thread without reading through the rules, but then tonight was fastest fingers first    By the time I'd popped my glasses on it was all over. Time for my old bones to try and recover from the CV adrenaline dump and take a sip of tea.

[Air tree]

clackvent masters, teach me your ways.

[iamtootallforthis]

Still hoping I win from a few days ago though.

[rurushu]

today's CV is so freaking fast I cant even reply... just mere 2 mins plus?
 

I didn't want the shame of splurting 'awrgaerwg' into the thread without reading through the rules, but then tonight was fastest fingers first    By the time I'd popped my glasses on it was all over. Time for my old bones to try and recover from the CV adrenaline dump and take a sip of tea.

by the time i receive notification from tapatalk it was already 1mins +, then I immediately navigate to the thread and the reply button was there, then i clicked.... *Errror, this thread is already locked*

it's like the thread is on nitro

[Belfong]

Sigh. Too late. Was shaking hands with some clients when Tapatalk pinged.

[nickheller]

clackvent masters, teach me your ways.

[kinglukas38]

clackvent masters, teach me your ways.

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I can confirm that this is how we do it  :p

[CommonCurt]

Dammit!  Was putting my daughter to bed.

[nmur]

been sitting at my desk for the last 6 hours or so

got up for 10 minutes to chat with someone and missed cv hhaahhhaah ahaha

[nubbinator]

been sitting at my desk for the last 6 hours or so

got up for 10 minutes to chat with someone and missed cv hhaahhhaah ahaha

[hkf]

been sitting at my desk for the last 6 hours or so

got up for 10 minutes to chat with someone and missed cv hhaahhhaah ahaha

#aussielife

[nubbinator]

Sigh. Too late. Was shaking hands with some clients when Tapatalk pinged.

"shaking hands" with "clients".

[noisyturtle]

Sigh. Too late. Was shaking hands with some clients when Tapatalk pinged.

"shaking hands" with "clients".

I'm gonna have to start calling my **** 'The Client'
There's so many applications.

"Sorry, I'm in a meeting with The Client. My hands are full."
"The Client is demanding to be handled with individualized attention."
"Synergistic vertical integration is a  defining characteristic of The Client."
"The Client came at me with a hard offer, but after spitballing for a while we were able to clean up a sticky situation and soften the impact."

[calavera]

The client just came

[nmur]

spitballing

ooh nasty

[widdlekitty]

I had my phone go off with clients, too. "Whats that?" "Oh I forgot to turn off an alarm"

Missed tonight's out walking the dog :/

[rurushu]

this is by far the fast CV that I have seen.... but maybe it's just me only start chasing this CV this year 

[nathanrosspowell]

Sigh. Too late. Was shaking hands with some clients when Tapatalk pinged.

"shaking hands" with "clients".

I'm gonna have to start calling my **** 'The Client'
There's so many applications.

"Sorry, I'm in a meeting with The Client. My hands are full."
"The Client is demanding to be handled with individualized attention."
"Synergistic vertical integration is a  defining characteristic of The Client."
"The Client came at me with a hard offer, but after spitballing for a while we were able to clean up a sticky situation and soften the impact."

The client just came

The client ALWAYS comes first. The #1 rule of Ballfongs business!

[Belfong]

Sigh. Too late. Was shaking hands with some clients when Tapatalk pinged.

"shaking hands" with "clients".

I'm gonna have to start calling my **** 'The Client'
There's so many applications.

"Sorry, I'm in a meeting with The Client. My hands are full."
"The Client is demanding to be handled with individualized attention."
"Synergistic vertical integration is a  defining characteristic of The Client."
"The Client came at me with a hard offer, but after spitballing for a while we were able to clean up a sticky situation and soften the impact."

I hope you treat your clients well.

My clients, on the other hand, are being well taken care of by my "employee".

[nubbinator]

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Sigh. Too late. Was shaking hands with some clients when Tapatalk pinged.

"shaking hands" with "clients".

I'm gonna have to start calling my **** 'The Client'
There's so many applications.

"Sorry, I'm in a meeting with The Client. My hands are full."
"The Client is demanding to be handled with individualized attention."
"Synergistic vertical integration is a  defining characteristic of The Client."
"The Client came at me with a hard offer, but after spitballing for a while we were able to clean up a sticky situation and soften the impact."

I hope you treat your clients well.

My clients, on the other hand, are being well taken care of by my "employee".

Poor Manuella

[demik]

Sigh. Too late. Was shaking hands with some clients when Tapatalk pinged.

"shaking hands" with "clients".

I'm gonna have to start calling my **** 'The Client'
There's so many applications.

"Sorry, I'm in a meeting with The Client. My hands are full."
"The Client is demanding to be handled with individualized attention."
"Synergistic vertical integration is a  defining characteristic of The Client."
"The Client came at me with a hard offer, but after spitballing for a while we were able to clean up a sticky situation and soften the impact."

I hope you treat your clients well.

My clients, on the other hand, are being well taken care of by my "employee".

employee? pretty sure that's prostitution

[naasfu]

haha ballfong, i always thought you were a wholesome and all around good guy.  clearly i was wrong.  )

[atlas3686]

haha ballfong, i always thought you were a wholesome and all around good guy.  clearly i was wrong.  )

Haha, was just thinking this

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Girlshark Grey 2K16!

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Make Geekhack Great Again!

The previous ones were entertaining.

This is god-like

I dunno the one he posted with the ogres eating the skull and the gnome watching was amazing!

That's my favorite.  I had fun making the photo I used as a base and I just had fun with it as a concept.  I'm just mad I accidentally saved it as a JPEG instead of a PNG.  All that nasty JPEG artifacting.

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Girlshark Grey 2K16!

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Make Geekhack Great Again!

The previous ones were entertaining.

This is god-like

I dunno the one he posted with the ogres eating the skull and the gnome watching was amazing!

True, but it was a trace (not that it detracts from it). This one looks freestyle.

It's a hybrid.  Parts of it I had a base, parts I did free hand.  Even if I have a base, I still have to figure it how I'm going to shade it.

It was fun putting a Clack in a shark onesie though.

The fun you had totally comes through, I think it's my fav original GH illustration!

[Belfong]

haha ballfong, i always thought you were a wholesome and all around good guy.  clearly i was wrong.  )

clackvent corrupts, I am not myself...

[rowdy]

...Rowdy wonders whether CC has hidden camera in Rowdy's room and was waiting for Rowdy to leave the room.

Wonder no longer, cuz I do! shhhhh....
nice undies btw

Now I know you don't.  Rowdy told me he prefers to go au natural at home


after he ensures that there aren't any spiders, scorpions, drop bears, snakes, kangaroos, or deadly bushes hiding in his room.

I can't do that - it would give my daughter a fright!

Missed this sale too - I was at work, where I get funny looks if I'm on GH all day

[nmur]

...Rowdy wonders whether CC has hidden camera in Rowdy's room and was waiting for Rowdy to leave the room.

Wonder no longer, cuz I do! shhhhh....
nice undies btw

Now I know you don't.  Rowdy told me he prefers to go au natural at home


after he ensures that there aren't any spiders, scorpions, drop bears, snakes, kangaroos, or deadly bushes hiding in his room.

I can't do that - it would give my daughter a fright!

Missed this sale too - I was at work, where I get funny looks if I'm on GH all day

change geekhack to white theme, disable avatars and signatures

looks like any other site

[atlas3686]

...Rowdy wonders whether CC has hidden camera in Rowdy's room and was waiting for Rowdy to leave the room.

Wonder no longer, cuz I do! shhhhh....
nice undies btw

Now I know you don't.  Rowdy told me he prefers to go au natural at home


after he ensures that there aren't any spiders, scorpions, drop bears, snakes, kangaroos, or deadly bushes hiding in his room.

I can't do that - it would give my daughter a fright!

Missed this sale too - I was at work, where I get funny looks if I'm on GH all day

change geekhack to white theme, disable avatars and signatures

looks like any other site

Someone spends a lot of work time on GH   )  posted from my work pc

[Waateva]

...Rowdy wonders whether CC has hidden camera in Rowdy's room and was waiting for Rowdy to leave the room.

Wonder no longer, cuz I do! shhhhh....
nice undies btw

Now I know you don't.  Rowdy told me he prefers to go au natural at home


after he ensures that there aren't any spiders, scorpions, drop bears, snakes, kangaroos, or deadly bushes hiding in his room.

I can't do that - it would give my daughter a fright!

Missed this sale too - I was at work, where I get funny looks if I'm on GH all day

change geekhack to white theme, disable avatars and signatures

looks like any other site

Someone spends a lot of work time on GH   )  posted from my work pc

Checking in from my work PC, I've got a ton of work that needs to be done but **** it, they're just taxes right?

[FLFisherman]

...Rowdy wonders whether CC has hidden camera in Rowdy's room and was waiting for Rowdy to leave the room.

Wonder no longer, cuz I do! shhhhh....
nice undies btw

Now I know you don't.  Rowdy told me he prefers to go au natural at home


after he ensures that there aren't any spiders, scorpions, drop bears, snakes, kangaroos, or deadly bushes hiding in his room.

I can't do that - it would give my daughter a fright!

Missed this sale too - I was at work, where I get funny looks if I'm on GH all day

change geekhack to white theme, disable avatars and signatures

looks like any other site

Someone spends a lot of work time on GH   )  posted from my work pc

Checking in from my work PC, I've got a ton of work that needs to be done but **** it, they're just taxes right?

You've got another couple of weeks before they're due. You're good. 

[HoffmanMyster]

Checking in from my work PC, I've got a ton of work that needs to be done but **** it, they're just taxes right?

You've got another couple of weeks before they're due. You're good. 

Considering that it is his profession, I don't think he wants to leave it all until the day they're due.  )

[FLFisherman]

Checking in from my work PC, I've got a ton of work that needs to be done but **** it, they're just taxes right?

You've got another couple of weeks before they're due. You're good. 

Considering that it is his profession, I don't think he wants to leave it all until the day they're due.  )

If he's a professional then it shouldn't be a problem to leave it until the last second. 

[Waateva]

Checking in from my work PC, I've got a ton of work that needs to be done but **** it, they're just taxes right?

You've got another couple of weeks before they're due. You're good. 

Considering that it is his profession, I don't think he wants to leave it all until the day they're due.  )

If he's a professional then it shouldn't be a problem to leave it until the last second. 

If I really need to I can always file extensions for people, but if they owe money then the firm has to eat the cost of the penalties assessed so I just gotta get those ones done by the 18th!  Most of my work for the rest of the day is just responding to emails, emailing returns and vouchers out, returning phone calls, along with a couple phone calls to the Health Insurance Marketplace and a whopper of a call to the IRS which is gonna take like 3 hours so that might happen tomorrow instead.

[PunksDead]

hey clackman... clackster.. clacky dee


how you gonna do another round without picking a previous winner


ehhhhhhhhhhh

[riotonthebay]

hey clackman... clackster.. clacky dee


how you gonna do another round without picking a previous winner


ehhhhhhhhhhh

YEAH WHAT THE HECK IS THIS

[Halverson]

GIRLSHARK GREYYYYYYY

[tchevass]

Hello my name is Tchevass,

I need therapy, I want a clack because I need a clack.

Why you ask ? I don't even know myself, but I need a clack.

Thank you,
Tchevass.

[jerue]

Who is running this show anyways? Get your gnomes under control!

[Air tree]

Dear clack, pm me when you are ready to start, with love, Air tree.

[nathanrosspowell]

Hello my name is Tchevass,

I need therapy, I want a clack because I need a clack.

Why you ask ? I don't even know myself, but I need a clack.

Thank you,
Tchevass.

But you have (had?) a Blue F2 MX clack... leave this kind of therapy to the REAL clackless 

..... which won't be me for much longer as I picked up a CV win last week ^_^

[tchevass]

Hello my name is Tchevass,

I need therapy, I want a clack because I need a clack.

Why you ask ? I don't even know myself, but I need a clack.

Thank you,
Tchevass.

But you have (had?) a Blue F2 MX clack... leave this kind of therapy to the REAL clackless 

..... which won't be me for much longer as I picked up a CV win last week ^_^

Pff I need one from clackvent, I traded my way to the f2, I need to win one !

[calvinhousecat]

welp, missed that 2 second window

[absyrd]

welp, missed that 2 second window

Yeah. That was a short one.

[FLFisherman]

welp, missed that 2 second window

Yeah. That was a short one.

Looks like it was 26 seconds, or are the times wrong?

[nathanrosspowell]

welp, missed that 2 second window

Yeah. That was a short one.

Just booted up my computer. Chrome was responsive enough to show me a popup that my phone got a tapatalk notification, yet it decided to take a minute to render the pinned CV thread....

[Air tree]

My blood pressure is rising...

[naasfu]

GIRLSHARK GREYYYYYYY

in 2016!

[ika]

He's got a pretty serious backlog, at least three weeks of winners including 21 pilots day. He's probably going to do this for a while.

[padath]

Time for bed.

[FLFisherman]

He's got a pretty serious backlog, at least three weeks of winners including 21 pilots day. He's probably going to do this for a while.

So much to do, so little time.  )

I've been watching tracking for a few weeks now. The day it updates I might just implode.