America Fu*k Yeah

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murica'

Do they give a ticket for a hearth surgery with these?

[whiskerBox]

Deep fried is only there to exaggerate. We all know donuts are deep fried, so it's redundant. The point is, y'all are just jealous America invents the best foods.

Deep fried is never redundant! NEVER!

[hashbaz]

Deep fried is only there to exaggerate. We all know donuts are deep fried, so it's redundant. The point is, y'all are just jealous America invents the best foods.

It's not redundant at all!  The donut's been deep fried, yes.  But don't forget the burger as a whole.  Clearly the entire sandwich has been re-deep-fried after assembly, ensuring proper grease saturation.

[esoomenona]

Oh my! You're right. Well then, that settles it once and for all. America has invented the greatest thing since... well since America itself!

[Ninjerk]

I love Chicken and Waffles

[tjcaustin]

Invented by the Dutch

[L4yercake]

Invented by the Dutch

[cytoSiN]

[longweight]

Just heard how tall the new WTC tower is... lol

[cytoSiN]

Just heard how tall the new WTC tower is... lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57583858/spire-permanently-installed-on-new-wtc-tower/

And the best part about that link?  It's got the Charles Ramsey "Dead Giveaway" song in the righthand banner....I swear I did NOT plan that!

[berserkfan]

no, you need to hire a lawyer for that. but after you sue them for making you fat (and win $10m), you need to pay your lawyers. that will leave you about $100,000, which should be enough to pay for heart surgery in just about any country except America.

Since you can't get heart surgery, you want to drown your sorrows (in lard). So you spend $100,000 on more fried donut bacon cheezburgers.

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murica'

Do they give a ticket for a hearth surgery with these?

[esoomenona]

Just heard how tall the new WTC tower is... lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57583858/spire-permanently-installed-on-new-wtc-tower/

And the best part about that link?  It's got the Charles Ramsey "Dead Giveaway" song in the righthand banner....I swear I did NOT plan that!

Really? 23% of the building is a spire? How does that even count?

[berserkfan]

Hey I hear you bro

Unfortunately, since non-fat and non-fked up people are a minority in America, I think you need to go somewhere... maybe Surrender Monkey Land/ Old Europe.

Believe me, when I lived in America, I REALLY HATED FLYING. When you are a poor student who can't afford to fly first class, every flight you get the full benefit of American genes. After all, as that cartoon says, obesity is genetic!

I like how people talk **** all day about America, while living there. Go off and live in a country you feel is better off for you, and quit talking ****. Because right now, all you are is a hypocrite.

I talk **** all day about America, while living here, and while being proud that my country is the greatest on earth.  I talk crap because my country is full of fat lazy morons.  I want to tell people why they bring this great country down, and hopefully make an impact.  Think about it.  Whenever I go out, I see nothing but lardasses everywhere, and I live out west where people are supposed to be healthier.  I see people doing their college homework struggling to find the answer to x+3=5, and other similar skills that they should have learned in the 5th grade at the latest.  I cancelled my cable television almost a decade ago, because the only thing on is idiotic reality shows that other people here seem to love.  The fact that Jersey Shore, Real Housewives, etc., are so popular illustrates the level of stupidity needed to watch TV in this country.  Have you ever seen the movie idiocracy?  That is what has been happening in our country in real life.  Everywhere I look, I see stupidity, laziness, and fatness.  I hate when people tell me if I'm not happy in my country, I should leave.  My response when people tell me that?... F YOU, I don't need to leave my country to be happy, YOU need to leave to make me happy.  All of the worthless people that suck the life out of my country and live off of the innovators and producers need to leave.  You know, the people that shop at Wal-Mart, then turn around and complain that our jobs are going away - The people that haven't eaten a vegetable or read a non-fiction book that contains actual knowledge in years, wonder why their life sucks, why they're fat, and why they can't get a job that they don't hate and make crap wages that they barely survive on.  Maybe we can ship them out to Alaska or some other sparsely populated area, sort of like leper colonies, but for fat dumbasses that think a bucket of KFC is healthy because it's "low carb."

Even with all that said, America is still the greatest country in the world.  People in other countries know that, that's why they come here, and we end up stealing the best and brightest from the rest of the world.  In this country you can go as far as you want to go, the only thing holding you back is yourself.  Unfortunately, many people in this country hold themselves back, they do the absolute minimum to skate by in life.  Even though we have so many useless people in this country, the people who are useful are so great that they make up for everyone else.  That's why we thrive.  If you think about it, almost EVERY major innovation from at least the past 100 years was either invented or heavily influenced by Americans, who were either born here or came here from other countries for a better life.

America, fawk yeah...

[Krogenar]

Just heard how tall the new WTC tower is... lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57583858/spire-permanently-installed-on-new-wtc-tower/

And the best part about that link?  It's got the Charles Ramsey "Dead Giveaway" song in the righthand banner....I swear I did NOT plan that!

Really? 23% of the building is a spire? How does that even count?

Oh, it counts. That's how the Empire State Building stole the title for 'World's Tallest Building' back in the day -- they secretly added the spire at the very end in order to steal the title from, I don't know, the Chrysler Building? I'm just irked it took them over a decade to build the new tower. New tower looks good from the street corner. It should have been in the shape of a middle finger pointed at the Middle East, but whatever.

Also, I don't think people in that area want to be that high up anymore anyway.

[Krogenar]

"When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him."

[SmallFry]

[longweight]

I like how people talk **** all day about America, while living there. Go off and live in a country you feel is better off for you, and quit talking ****. Because right now, all you are is a hypocrite.

I talk **** all day about America, while living here, and while being proud that my country is the greatest on earth.  I talk crap because my country is full of fat lazy morons.  I want to tell people why they bring this great country down, and hopefully make an impact.  Think about it.  Whenever I go out, I see nothing but lardasses everywhere, and I live out west where people are supposed to be healthier.  I see people doing their college homework struggling to find the answer to x+3=5, and other similar skills that they should have learned in the 5th grade at the latest.  I cancelled my cable television almost a decade ago, because the only thing on is idiotic reality shows that other people here seem to love.  The fact that Jersey Shore, Real Housewives, etc., are so popular illustrates the level of stupidity needed to watch TV in this country.  Have you ever seen the movie idiocracy?  That is what has been happening in our country in real life.  Everywhere I look, I see stupidity, laziness, and fatness.  I hate when people tell me if I'm not happy in my country, I should leave.  My response when people tell me that?... F YOU, I don't need to leave my country to be happy, YOU need to leave to make me happy.  All of the worthless people that suck the life out of my country and live off of the innovators and producers need to leave.  You know, the people that shop at Wal-Mart, then turn around and complain that our jobs are going away - The people that haven't eaten a vegetable or read a non-fiction book that contains actual knowledge in years, wonder why their life sucks, why they're fat, and why they can't get a job that they don't hate and make crap wages that they barely survive on.  Maybe we can ship them out to Alaska or some other sparsely populated area, sort of like leper colonies, but for fat dumbasses that think a bucket of KFC is healthy because it's "low carb."

Even with all that said, America is still the greatest country in the world.  People in other countries know that, that's why they come here, and we end up stealing the best and brightest from the rest of the world.  In this country you can go as far as you want to go, the only thing holding you back is yourself.  Unfortunately, many people in this country hold themselves back, they do the absolute minimum to skate by in life.  Even though we have so many useless people in this country, the people who are useful are so great that they make up for everyone else.  That's why we thrive.  If you think about it, almost EVERY major innovation from at least the past 100 years was either invented or heavily influenced by Americans, who were either born here or came here from other countries for a better life.

America, fawk yeah...

You have to be joking?

[esoomenona]

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"When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him."

Though now I know the rest of the world use KPH and not MPH

FTFY


 

You know what Miles means? It means I have the freedom to choose to use numbers like 5280 and 12 to determine values instead of strict, unfree numbers like 10 and 1000. 'MURICA!

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[esoomenona]

It's because Americans brains can handle the pressure to math those numbers up, instead of taking the easy route out and doing everything in tens.

[longweight]

I really don't think that they can.

[esoomenona]

I really don't think that they can.

That reply, along with your avatar...

[longweight]

Yeah....

[Krogenar]

It's because Americans brains can handle the pressure to math those numbers up, instead of taking the easy route out and doing everything in tens.

I get 15 rods to the hogshead and that's the ways I likes it!

I mean, honestly, that's what I like about America -- some egghead European elitist with a fetish for the metric system tells us how we should measure things, and we flip them the bird. Because that's what America is all about -- telling blowhards who think they're smarter than you to get bent. To me, that's what Europe is all about -- determining as a group what's in the best interests of making the elites happy and then doing it with a smile on your face, like a good sheep. America is about blazing your own trail as an individual, and mooning everyone else as you do it.

Also, bewbz, and we shower with greater regularity.

God Bless America.

[rowdy]

Yeah....

Nah ...

[Spokoman]

idk if this fits the bill, but this was taken irl. It's from a lil trip I took and it confused da hell out of me 

[dirge]

I'd rather live on the best street in the uk than the worst in the US, I'd rather live on the best street in the us than the worst in Iran.

It's not so much about countries as a whole as the ****s in the hole that you live.

That said, ban guns you ****ing morons.

[domoaligato]

I'd rather live on the best street in the uk than the worst in the US, I'd rather live on the best street in the us than the worst in Iran.

It's not so much about countries as a whole as the ****s in the hole that you live.

That said, ban guns you ****ing morons.

No thank you.

[Krogenar]

I'd rather live on the best street in the uk than the worst in the US, I'd rather live on the best street in the us than the worst in Iran.

Did you mean that you would rather live on the worst street in the UK rather than the best street in the U.S.?

That said, ban guns you ****ing morons.

Why would we take advice from a nation of jug-eared, chin-less, stomach-eaters with a royal family and rotten teeth? Banning guns in Britain hasn't reduced violence, it has only reduced the ordinary citizen's likelihood of being able to defend themselves. Unban guns you ****ing morons.

[Photekq]

Why would we take advice from a nation of jug-eared, chin-less, stomach-eaters with a royal family and rotten teeth? Not banning guns in Britain hasn't reduced violence, it has only reduced the ordinary citizen's likelihood of being able to defend themselves. Unban guns you ****ing morons.

Why would we take advice from a nation of obese, dumb rednecks with a corrupt government?

See how easy it is to throw around false stereotypes? (okay, maybe the corrupt government and stomach-eating bits weren't false)

Also what's wrong with the royal family? It might seem pointless but it gives Britain plenty of money from all the tourists it attracts..

[Michael]

I like how you guys turn a thread that is supposed to be fun and light-hearted into a nationalistic, hate-mongering playground.


Good job.

[Hak Foo]

Can I propose a related thread?

"Canada:  Oh, Lovely, Thank You."

[Krogenar]

Can I propose a related thread?

"Canada:  Oh, Lovely, Thank You."

"Canada: Thank God America Hasn't Rolled Over In It's Sleep and Smothered Us!" (I kid, I kid -- right now Canada is more business-friendly than America.)

As for turning a light-hearted thread dark and threatening, blame the guy who called America a bunch of idiots with guns. I don't even follow the logic of banning guns: all you end up doing is keeping guns out of the hands of law-abiding people, not criminals. And anyone who has had any experience with law enforcement knows that the vast majority of the time, the cops show up after the violence (i.e. after you or someone you care about is dead or injured) is over. Not before, and not during the violence.

(fires guns in the air) 'Murica, woo!!!

[Krogenar]

Why would we take advice from a nation of obese, dumb rednecks with a corrupt government?
See how easy it is to throw around false stereotypes? (okay, maybe the corrupt government and stomach-eating bits weren't false)

We're so rich even our poor are fat! And I'd pit the reddest of our rednecks versus the ... uh, the most chavtastic of your chavs anyday.
And yes, our government is corrupt, like all governments. But at least we have a lingering tradition of being wary of it.

Also what's wrong with the royal family? It might seem pointless but it gives Britain plenty of money from all the tourists it attracts..

I have nothing personal against the royals -- especially Pippa and her rump -- it's just a 'Murica thing to dislike kings; it may have something to do with having thrown off the reign of a British King. Even the lowliest of the low in 'Murica can say, when faced with some petty tyrant, "It's a free country!"

[ping111]

>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history

1.  Even though the last hundred or so manned flights were done in Russia, by the Soyuz?
2. Yep, forget about the Chinese and the Russians, who even though didn't send a manned mission there, sent over 20 rovers each!
3. Forgot about the Danish, did you?
4 That is the biggest ball of bull**** I have heard since I got here.  Do you have ANY IDEA how much the Axis bailed your ass?  Also, I wonder which is the only country in the world considered by the Yad Vashem Society to be a Righteous Among the Nations for their valiant efforts to rescue the oppressed?  Is it America?  Nope.  Denmark, baby.
5. Forgetting about the War of 1812 there, cowboy?

~A Canadian

[lazerpointer]

As an American I am so embarrassed by people like poopmat typing stuff like that into this thread. I REALLY hope you non-US folks don't think we're all that stupid and arrogant.

Now for some comedy;

Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

[longweight]

People don't order diet coke for health reasons!

[lazerpointer]

People don't order diet coke for health reasons!

It's ironic that they still call it "diet." lmao....

The taste is definitely more bitter IMO... why the heck do they drink the stuff anyways? 

[longweight]

I hate normal Coke, diet Coke tastes much nicer to me.

[demik]

ITT: People taking stuff way too serious.

[llovro]

I hate normal Coke, diet Coke tastes much nicer to me.

Both, normal and diet Coke are poison. I'd rather drink cat piss than Coke. So much ****ing aspartame in there...

[longweight]

True dat but sometimes there is no other option!

[iri]

Forgetting about the War of 1812 there, cowboy?

'murica **** yeah!

[iri]

ban guns you ****ing morons.

no!
'murica f**k yeah!

[Krogenar]

Grrr... hate Larry, hate him so much.

[Tym]

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Grrr... hate Larry, hate him so much.

I think i remember that (or similar) TV ad from when I was in the states; is that when there are about a million side-effects listed?

[Krogenar]

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Grrr... hate Larry, hate him so much.

I think i remember that (or similar) TV ad from when I was in the states; is that when there are about a million side-effects listed?

Yeah, pretty much. The whole advertising campaign has a very 'Murica! feel to it.
Larry the Redneck: "Upset that ya cain't drink barbeque sauce straight from th' bottle?! Try Prilosec OTC!" (stupid smile)
Larry the Redneck: "Is that Double-Fried 20-pound hamburger havin' trouble making the bend 'round yer aorta? Try Prilosec OTC!" (stupid smile)

How about eating a ****ing vegetable? I just hate the whole drenched-in-Ranch-dressing feel to the campaign.

[esoomenona]

I think i remember that (or similar) TV ad from when I was in the states; is that when there are about a million side-effects listed?

[Tym]

Lol

[esoomenona]

That's a real commercial... the video may be funny, but I WTF'd all over the place when I was driving and heard that!