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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #400 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:26:57 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #401 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:41:45 »
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into zoophilia much?

also, as sharkpope, i must bless all new members into the church of halverson.

at a low price of $9.99 USD
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #402 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:45:53 »
BLASPHEMY!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #403 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:48:16 »


this popeshark is trying to get paid son.

get me some dolphin sneakers!!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #404 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:52:02 »
How about a Snickers instead of sneakers?



Oh the blasphemy.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #405 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:55:43 »
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this popeshark is trying to get paid son.

get me some dolphin sneakers!!

done!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #406 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:56:17 »
eh, why not.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #407 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:57:45 »
Random? You mean faithful. We all believe.

My apologies captain, avatar has been adjusted to repent
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #408 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:58:31 »
eh, why not.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #409 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 16:59:30 »
Random? You mean faithful. We all believe.

My apologies captain, avatar has been adjusted to repent

Don't apologize to me, just get your blessing from SharkPope for the low low price of $10

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #410 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:05:52 »
Random? You mean faithful. We all believe.

My apologies captain, avatar has been adjusted to repent

Don't apologize to me, just get your blessing from SharkPope for the low low price of $10

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #411 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:10:35 »
Random? You mean faithful. We all believe.

My apologies captain, avatar has been adjusted to repent

Don't apologize to me, just get your blessing from SharkPope for the low low price of $10

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you've been blessed
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #412 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:12:08 »
Meet the almighty WHALESHARK.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #413 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:12:52 »
I want dem shoes!

Whale bro is cool, deity or bro.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #414 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:16:53 »
Skyshark



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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #415 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:17:40 »
whaleshark has a hitler stache
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #416 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:19:20 »
whaleshark has a hitler stache

LMFAO
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #417 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:24:27 »
CANNOT UNSEE.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #418 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:25:44 »
Ich stein NEIN whalebro stachen!!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #419 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 17:30:33 »
whaleshark has a hitler stache

You sure you're not talking about me?


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #420 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 20:01:57 »
OK, now is the time for the true illumination. I have been hiding the truth from you all, but now is the time to reveal it!

Here comes the SeaMonsterKid! He's just so cute you will ALL become his disciple!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #421 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 20:10:33 »
im sorry but no.

baby seamonsterkid jesus is not your child. you are his child.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #422 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 20:12:38 »
Wow JPG....idk if yours or jdcarpe's is the true savior and figure head of the church. SO KAWAII

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #423 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 20:25:59 »
CUTENESS OVERLOAD I#OUEOIEURLKDSFJLKSDLKJFSDF

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #424 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 23:22:25 »
Is this what you look like, Halverson? Because if you, I'll kill you with fire :))


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #425 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 23:25:56 »
lol @ you thinking you'll get close to halv almighty, the truest true god.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #426 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 23:30:43 »
lol @ you thinking you'll get close to halv almighty, the truest true god.

:'( What was I thinking?! I confess my sins.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #427 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 23:44:33 »
You confess your fins?   
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #428 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 23:48:31 »
You confess your fins?   
Was that joke used before?
Probably..... Shucks


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #429 on: Tue, 14 May 2013, 23:52:48 »
Lawlllll at that creepy girl shark, I'm much cuter.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #430 on: Wed, 15 May 2013, 00:11:22 »
You confess your fins?   
Was that joke used before?
Probably..... Shucks


Shucks? You mean, "Sharks"? Right back atcha :)
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #431 on: Wed, 15 May 2013, 00:13:44 »
Lawlllll at that creepy girl shark, I'm much cuter.

The curiosity gets the better of me :))

ZING!!!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #432 on: Wed, 15 May 2013, 21:48:43 »
His holiness throne!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #433 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 08:28:19 »
I have found the thread that was hidden before sight:

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #434 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 09:57:52 »
I have found the thread that was hidden before sight:

So shall I follow the Shark path or give in to Moose ways? Which one allows me better key caps in the here and there after?
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #435 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 15:29:48 »
I have found the thread that was hidden before sight:

So shall I follow the Shark path or give in to Moose ways? Which one allows me better key caps in the here and there after?

Well if you want better keycaps... that would be Whalebro.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #436 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 15:38:40 »
I have found the thread that was hidden before sight:

So shall I follow the Shark path or give in to Moose ways? Which one allows me better key caps in the here and there after?

Well if you want better keycaps... that would be Whalebro.

Hey! Don't be promising things whalebro can't accomplish!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #437 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 17:17:14 »
The GirlShark sent me a precious yellow Topre :)

It is my only Topre, and a beacon of light in an otherwise dark MX cave.  With backlighting.  And this nifty LED USB light too, so actually not all that dark in a literal sense, but I digress.

My precious.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #438 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 17:19:29 »
The GirlShark sent me a precious yellow Topre :)

It is my only Topre, and a beacon of light in an otherwise dark MX cave.  With backlighting.  And this nifty LED USB light too, so actually not all that dark in a literal sense, but I digress.

My precious.

And all was good.

This post was written so gracefully; I lol'd :))

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #439 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 17:28:54 »
The GirlShark WizBro deserves no less ;D
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #440 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 17:58:47 »
ALL HAIL GIRLSHWHALEBRO

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #441 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 18:01:31 »
Excuse my ignorance but who is whalebro anyway? Show me the way.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #442 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 18:13:07 »
Why, would you like to know more about whalebro? Let me give you this informational brochure.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42864.0

do you now find yourself wondering "what would whalebro do?". Well, so did I friend.. so did I..

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=43035.0

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #443 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 18:40:04 »
His holiness throne!
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why is that woman going to poop in that shark's mouth?

blasphemy!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #444 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 19:09:42 »
Why, would you like to know more about whalebro? Let me give you this informational brochure.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42864.0

do you now find yourself wondering "what would whalebro do?". Well, so did I friend.. so did I..

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=43035.0
I find myself wondering WWWW? What would whalebro wear? ;)
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #445 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 19:12:53 »
Why, would you like to know more about whalebro? Let me give you this informational brochure.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42864.0

do you now find yourself wondering "what would whalebro do?". Well, so did I friend.. so did I..

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=43035.0

OH! So that's whalebro! Hmmmm I also wanted to have myself a whalebro-wannabe. He turned out to be too demanding and I was insufficient :( May the original whalebro fight on in his quest because he's our dark knight. He's the hero GH deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll mock and drop him.. because he can take it... because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Whalebro.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #446 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 19:31:00 »
His holiness throne!
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why is that woman going to poop in that shark's mouth?

blasphemy!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #447 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 20:24:35 »
Booties for breakfast

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #448 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 20:46:11 »
Mmmm I liek me sum booty.

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« Reply #449 on: Thu, 16 May 2013, 20:47:15 »
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