As someone from the Axis Of Evil, I have to register with the police in the UK during the first 7 days.
Police registration is at 09.30 – 13.00 each Thursday. 3.5 hours. If I miss those, I'll be fined for 5000 pounds and deported. Woohoo!
Also, this "service" costs 34 pounds, and police only accepts cash and doesn't give change.
Also, I can't get a bank account before I register.
Also, I can't even ****ing go to the gym if I don't have a bank account.
I already love the UK!