IT'S GONE GO AWAY IT'S SOLD NOT AVAILABLE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THIS THREAD WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE WHY HAVEN'T YOU ENDED YOUR LIFE YET FOR NOT BEING INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO PURCHASE THIS "BARNYARD BERNARD" WHILE IT WAS STILL AVAILABLE, YOU SUCK. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.Part 1 of Pink Fluffy Bunny's F' the World Clack Sale, more to come later.FOR SALE! THE RARE, LIMITED, EXOTIC, AND EXQUISITE "BARNYARD BERNARD" KEY-CAP! DESIGNED TO MATE WITH IBM BUCKLING SPRING TECHNOLOGY™, THIS VIRILE SKULL CHAMPION WILL PRODUCE MANY VIABLE OFFSPRING. NEVER USED, THIS BLOSSOMING VIRGIN HAS LONG YEARNED TO BE DEFILED BY YOUR LECHEROUS TOUCH, SO OPEN YOUR WALLETS AND DARK HEARTS TO THE SEEDY TEMPTATION OF THIS SAUCY, SASSY CLICK-CLACK KEY.
ONLY CELERON $333.33A DOLLARS! NOW ONLY CELERON $323.33A DOLLARS THANKS STH FOR THE DISCOUNT!!!NOW ONLY $200 UNITED STATES DOLLARS OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!PRICES SLASHED! IT'S ONLY $149.99!!!!!!! (domestic, plus shipping international)NUH UH NOT THAT PRICE EITHER BUT I AIN'T TELLIN' WHAT
If no one wants to pony up $333.33 beloved Celeron dollars, I suppose I'll have to lower the price at some point. Act now! Yeah, I'm really selling this, feel free to harass me about it. =))=)00=)0=+))0==)0+))