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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 October 2018, 21:20:30

Title: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 October 2018, 21:20:30: Because, This is the 20th+ time in 3 years where people have walked up to Tp4 and attempted to procure ecstasy.. ALWAYS Ecstasy

WTH... Times this has happened, (East Coast), different towns, different states..

Christ, it's a good thing Tp4 isn't actually a drug dealer, otherwise, well, the police would go, hey that guy looks like a drug dealer, cuz everyone else seems to think so..

I guess the asian gangs have really expanded these years..

Perhaps Tp4 must consider a new wardrobe..

Also, Message to young people.. Please do less drugs.. This is not good..

(https://i.imgur.com/CCSn4J7.gif)
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 19 October 2018, 21:27:08: How you dress and act probably makes them think that. Do you wear hoodies, sunglasses, or baggy clothes and stand around in high foot traffic areas or out front of buildings?
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 October 2018, 21:30:26: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 19 October 2018, 21:27:08
How you dress and act probably makes them think that. Do you wear hoodies, sunglasses, or baggy clothes and stand around in high foot traffic areas or out front of buildings?

Tp4 wears baggy sweatpants, no other mentioned symptoms.
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: JP on Fri, 19 October 2018, 22:14:24: Would you happen to have a picture of what this stereotypical Ecstasy dealer looks like? Ya know so I know which miscreants to steer clear of and totally not buy drugs from.
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 October 2018, 22:29:55: Quote from: JP on Fri, 19 October 2018, 22:14:24
Would you happen to have a picture of what this stereotypical Ecstasy dealer looks like? Ya know so I know which miscreants to steer clear of and totally not buy drugs from.

Please rescind substance acquisition orders. Tp4 possesses no wares.
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: JP on Fri, 19 October 2018, 23:41:41: I know a guy who can fulfill orders.
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Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 20 October 2018, 01:28:11: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 October 2018, 21:30:26
Tp4 wears baggy sweatpants, no other mentioned symptoms.
Sweatpants should only be worn in private or when doing exercise or sports. Otherwise you are sending the wrong signals.
Also, if you are standing around waiting, smoking and have a certain look in your eye like you just don't care.

Happened to a guy I used to know at a music festival that he was approached half a dozen times. At the time, he used to wear some really worn old baggy clothes. His cargo pants were literally falling apart.
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 20 October 2018, 01:34:04: hmmm sweatpants are generally used to conceal something or other.
You are either a fitness person mid-workout, a fat person who's given up, a college student who stayed up all night, a drug dealer, or it's laundry day in which case why are you out of the house.
Legit, idk why else you'd wear sweatpants in public.

unless tp is a pregnant lady
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 20 October 2018, 08:08:52: Tp4's Reasons to wear sweatpants..

No one to impress..

No need of a belt..

Comfortably Soft..

Does not bunch, seated/ standed

Good insulation
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: JP on Sat, 20 October 2018, 10:09:26: Sweatpants are perfect attire for trips to Walmart.
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 20 October 2018, 10:48:06: Quote from: JP on Sat, 20 October 2018, 10:09:26
Sweatpants are perfect attire for trips to Walmart.

That's also exactly wehre Tp4 got des' sweatpants.. !!
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 20 October 2018, 11:55:37: So... people are approaching you to buy drugs... and you don't have any on you? What happens when the tweaker gets mad?
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 20 October 2018, 12:02:38: I'm so sorry everyone. It seems that this was my fault all along. I had led tp4tissue on back in June in this old thread:
Guys is there a --Faster-- Pants ? (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=96241.msg2626011#msg2626011)

Hmm.. Apparently he is easily influenced. I wonder what other things we could make him do ...
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 20 October 2018, 17:04:43: Quote from: Findecanor on Sat, 20 October 2018, 12:02:38
I'm so sorry everyone. It seems that this was my fault all along. I had led tp4tissue on back in June in this old thread:
Guys is there a --Faster-- Pants ? (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=96241.msg2626011#msg2626011)

Hmm.. Apparently he is easily influenced. I wonder what other things we could make him do ...

sell ex at Wal Mart?
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: Shapey Fiend on Wed, 24 October 2018, 09:42:31: I have this happen quite a bit as well. Always at gigs where I'm either a lot older, or a lot younger than everybody else. Maybe it's to do with people getting married and having children but I find raves/festivals these days are full of 18 year olds or 40 year olds and very few people in between.
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 24 October 2018, 11:47:47: Quote from: Shapey Fiend on Wed, 24 October 2018, 09:42:31
I have this happen quite a bit as well. Always at gigs where I'm either a lot older, or a lot younger than everybody else. Maybe it's to do with people getting married and having children but I find raves/festivals these days are full of 18 year olds or 40 year olds and very few people in between.

For Tp4, it's been anywhere, Burger King, Costco, Wawa..
Title: Re: There must be a very successful/popular drug dealer who looks like TP4
Post by: hking0036 on Wed, 24 October 2018, 13:27:18: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 20 October 2018, 08:08:52
Tp4's Reasons to wear sweatpants..

No one to impress..

No need of a belt..

Comfortably Soft..

Does not bunch, seated/ standed

Good insulation
100% correct