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Title: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Dotnick on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:31:15


THOCK IT! JUMBOPAD


(https://i.imgur.com/LBiZ9Ui.png)




The Thock It! JumboPad is all about innovation with features and technologies never seen before in the keyboard hobby.
Featuring a GROUNDBREAKING ledge and weight design, plastic electroplated stainless-steel construction, next generation knob technology, NFC, and never before seen battery life, Thock It! is the ultimate gaming machine.
We spared no expense to create the best and most innovative user experience possible.

I really hope you enjoy this set and that you share your thoughts and feedback using the form below!

Interest Check Form (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmooZSjZCRE)
Discord server (https://discord.gg/M7FcwCf)


Social Media

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Renders

(https://i.imgur.com/1n2D7Lx.png)(https://i.imgur.com/RH7mikn.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/BOUNULV.png)
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Features

2.05π rad typing slope
6mm front height (a new world record)
Full 8mm thick poron foam strips isolation gasket mount
Earthshatteringly innovative ledge and weight design
Polycarbonate foam bump-ons
Thock It! button will come built with a Razer Orange switch and a proprietary ring wire stabilizer lubed with Nyogel 760
Flick activates automated non fungible token bidding technology
Horn plays the entire Taeha Types' Mechanical Keyboard Sounds vinyl upon each twist
Pull toggles Lulzthax's jawline on and off
Spinnable wheel designed exclusively for Microsoft OneNote sidescroll
Leaf spring mounted rotary encoder technology
Tmk programmable button and encoder
Bluetooth 5.3
Optimized top right blocker
Stainless steel construction with plastic electroplating for a unique look
Full NFC compatibility
Integrated FTP server
Compatible with size 35 Duracell battery (battery not included)
Patent Pending #6942069420



Thanks

Equals for spending crunch time in Fusion making this fever dream come true
Empty for being curvy
Topy for slowly degenerating while we built this
Plop for plopping

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Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Bachoo on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:35:08
amazing
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: sub0001 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:37:50
big fan of the front height and typing angle -- hoping this gets to GB!
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: convoliution on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:38:45
Finally, an actually ergonomic rotary encoder. I'm in.
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Nukz on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:39:42
im in
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: P103 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:42:29
I need that token bidding technology now.
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: The Equals D on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:43:35
The designer of this must be really innovative
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: NathanAlphaMan on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:51:17
Hi Nick
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Rx003 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:52:28
Nostalgic
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: TimKeyLess on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:56:29
yes daddy
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: whirlwind on Thu, 01 April 2021, 01:02:27
I'll buy 5 million billion units
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Dotnick on Thu, 01 April 2021, 01:44:27
Quote from: NathanAlphaMan on Thu, 01 April 2021, 00:51:17
Hi Nick

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Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: kimchijody on Thu, 01 April 2021, 02:17:08
Nick you actual mad lad holy ****
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Sainity on Thu, 01 April 2021, 02:23:09
This made my morning.
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: see on Thu, 01 April 2021, 02:45:24
wtf... not even lubed with carbon x69000 uranium titanium grease from the literal heavens? disappointment. will be passing this up.
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Dotnick on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:12:46
Quote from: kimchijody on Thu, 01 April 2021, 02:17:08
Nick you actual mad lad holy ****

You want in on the 69 karat gold private gb version?
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: iinko_mk on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:25:52
the **** only gets better they say, it will be good they say. Were they right?




fk yeah
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: mTopy on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:09
Quote from: Dotnick on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:12:46
You want in on the 69 karat gold private gb version?

Does it come with carbon fiber accents?
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: Dotnick on Thu, 01 April 2021, 18:26:13
Quote from: mTopy on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:09
Quote from: Dotnick on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:12:46
You want in on the 69 karat gold private gb version?

Does it come with carbon fiber accents?

no
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: EdgeOfInfinity on Fri, 02 April 2021, 00:28:34
add to cart!  ;D
Title: Re: [IC] Thock It! JumboPad
Post by: hottrout on Fri, 02 April 2021, 03:56:37
Can you add UK ISO?