you know you are a geek when...

[Melvang]

You have more computer/electronics parts than car parts.

[Tym]

A guy runs upto you with a knife, and you say "Go ahead, I'll only drop 5 bucks"

[SpAmRaY]

When you order orthodontic dental bands and your wife asks why and you tell her not to ask, then she just says, 'Is it for a keyboard? Your such a dork.'

[jalaj]

bu

You have more computer/electronics parts than car parts.

The only auto parts most likely laying around would be consumables or wear/tear replacement items. Even then it would be pertinent to your car and unnecessarily out of the ordinary. Plus it's easier to accumulate computer parts as they are easier to store due to general compactness and more interchangeable/modular than auto parts. In most scenarios, the number of computer parts would probably exceed auto parts.
With that said, aint nothing wrong having 20+ motherboards laying around.

[PointyFox]

A guy runs upto you with a knife, and you say "Go ahead, I'll only drop 5 bucks"

lol!

[keymaster]

When you have computer hardware scattered throughout the house/floor

[rowdy]

You go outside and step in something unpleasant, and realise you hadn't quick-saved.

[JPG]

When your a programmer and you work with other programmers and they consider you geek because you have a "special" keyboard.

When you enjoy more watching LOL games than watching hockey (or football or whatever).

When you know most of the different switches, springs etc. available for keyboards.

When you know the main differences between abs and pbt.

And, in the end, when you are PROUD of it 

[inteli722]

When your a programmer and you work with other programmers and they consider you geek because you have a "special" keyboard.

When you enjoy more watching LOL games than watching hockey (or football or whatever).

When you know most of the different switches, springs etc. available for keyboards.

When you know the main differences between abs and pbt.

And, in the end, when you are PROUD of it 

No, not a programmer


Not LOL, but other games...


Yes.


Yes, to a certain extent...


hmm......
When, as soon as people notice the keyboard you brought to school/job, you're more than willing to go over it and all the other keyboards you have, thereby launching into a conversation they had not anticipated and/or is extremely awkward for them.

[PointyFox]

When you look around your bedroom and see random nuts and bolts, tweezers, stacks of computer parts, and have cables that no normal person could identify lying everywhere.

[demik]

you are forever alone.

[noisyturtle]

You yell "LEVEL UP" after sex

[Dubsgalore]

you are constantly explaining to your friends that you can't go out to eat again because you spent all your money on keyboards

[noisyturtle]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

[meiosis]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

Eating ramen watching manga after work.. or even during work

[lcs]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

Eating ramen watching manga after work.. or even during work

You read manga, watch anime. Fake geek.

[demik]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

Eating ramen watching manga after work.. or even during work

You read manga, watch anime. Fake geek.

[meiosis]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

Eating ramen reading manga after work.. or even during work

You read manga, watch anime. Fake geek.

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Wow my bad I haven't slept in forever. Was watching attack on titan all day yesterday

[lcs]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

Eating ramen reading manga after work.. or even during work

You read manga, watch anime. Fake geek.

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Wow my bad I haven't slept in forever. Was watching attack on titan all day yesterday

I shall forgive you this time. The next slip though...

[Belfong]

You yell "LEVEL UP" after sex

What would be geek-er is you yelled DING! instead.

[Melvang]

You yell "Gratz" when the microwave goes DING

[MKULTRA]

When you post on a keyboard enthusiast forum.

[Melvang]

When your avatar in a keyboard enthusiast forum is your character from World of Warcraft.

[rowdy]

When you respond in a "you know you're a geek when ..." thread.

Extra points if everyone else knows what you are talking about in your post.

[tp4tissue]

You have more computer/electronics parts than car parts.

this is only true, if you don't count "The Car" itself...

[Pacifist]

When you spend all your time on geekhack.

[spiceBar]

When you fantasize about "Model F" even knowing that it does not refer to bra size.

Oops... No please break that association in your mind immediately!

And don't even think about the "Model M".

[JoeC]

When your avatar in a keyboard enthusiast forum is your character from World of Warcraft.

You rang?

[AKmalamute]

When you order orthodontic dental bands and your wife [...]  just says, 'Is it for a keyboard? You're such a dork.'

So, no kidding I laugh, I call my wife over, I read this post. She explains that I'm not allowed O-rings to reduce travel depth. Why? "Because typing is the only exercize you get!"

I offer to build my keyboard out of greens ... eighty plus grams of actuation force. She interrupts me to say she doesn't want to hear about actuation forces and storms off back to facebook on her computer.

[mr_schnrub]

... When members of the IT department shake their head as another keyboard gets delivered for you.

[Tarzan]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

Eating ramen reading manga after work.. or even during work

You read manga, watch anime. Fake geek.

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Wow my bad I haven't slept in forever. Was watching attack on titan all day yesterday

Tell me about it...  Ridiculously addictive anime. 

[JPG]

When you make 6 figures, but look like you're living out of your car.

Eating ramen reading manga after work.. or even during work

You read manga, watch anime. Fake geek.

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Wow my bad I haven't slept in forever. Was watching attack on titan all day yesterday

Tell me about it...  Ridiculously addictive anime.

One of the best in a long time for sure!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

You sit at a desk all day at work, then you go home and sit at a desk to relax... and watch Star Trek.

[Tarzan]

You see the weather report is calling for sun and clear skies on the weekend, and immediately wonder how many of your keyboard cases still need Retr0briting.  And whether or not you have enough peroxide on hand.

[SpAmRaY]

You sit at a desk all day at work, then you go home and sit at a desk to relax... and watch Star Trek.

I never realized it when I was a kid but I had to have been a geek, I played no sports and after school I came home and ate a microwave sandwich and watched star trek, EVERYDAY!

[do_Og@n]

When you have more than 1 of every computer peripheral plugged into your computer at all times.

[tinlong117]

I can't get laid.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I can't get laid.

^This, is the unfortunate truth...

[Latin00032]

I can't get laid.

I actually choked on my drink when I read your comment.

That's funny.

[Findecanor]

You have more computer/electronics parts than car parts.

Bah! 'mericans assuming that I have a car in the first place... 
Public transports and a bike work for me where I live.

[tp4tissue]

You sit at a desk all day at work, then you go home and sit at a desk to relax... and watch Star Trek.

I never realized it when I was a kid but I had to have been a geek, I played no sports and after school I came home and ate a microwave sandwich and watched star trek, EVERYDAY!

left out the part about geeks having no friends..

don't worry though, ur pal TP4 is always online.

[tinlong117]

I can't get laid.

^This, is the unfortunate truth...

Took me almost 5 years to find a gf.

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warning, and I'm sorry.

[tp4tissue]

I can't get laid.

^This, is the unfortunate truth...

Took me almost 5 years to find a gf.

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I tried my first organsm when I was eight.

orgasm or organism?

and the Girlfriend thing, You're all just too damn picky.. I am sure 100% of you can get one TODAY if you weren't looking to score some hollywood look-a-like.

[esoomenona]

orgasm or organism?

Microbiology makes me come.

[tinlong117]

I can't get laid.

^This, is the unfortunate truth...

Took me almost 5 years to find a gf.

click for 

More

I tried my first organsm when I was eight.

orgasm or organism?

and the Girlfriend thing, You're all just too damn picky.. I am sure 100% of you can get one TODAY if you weren't looking to score some hollywood look-a-like.

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lolz, typo.

No, I'm not picky at all.

[tinlong117]

orgasm or organism?

Microbiology makes me come.

MOD EDIT: Warned. Keep it appropriate, please.

[esoomenona]

Wow... the degeneration is complete.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

and the Girlfriend thing, You're all just too damn picky.. I am sure 100% of you can get one TODAY if you weren't looking to score some hollywood look-a-like.

My unfortunate problem: I set the bar too high with my last gf. Now anything less than a 9/10 is just unacceptable...

[JPG]

and the Girlfriend thing, You're all just too damn picky.. I am sure 100% of you can get one TODAY if you weren't looking to score some hollywood look-a-like.

My unfortunate problem: I set the bar too high with my last gf. Now anything less than a 9/10 is just unacceptable...

It is!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

and the Girlfriend thing, You're all just too damn picky.. I am sure 100% of you can get one TODAY if you weren't looking to score some hollywood look-a-like.

My unfortunate problem: I set the bar too high with my last gf. Now anything less than a 9/10 is just unacceptable...

It is!

If I could do it all over...

I would kill my geek half and become a normal person.