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ClackFactory:
Shall we begin?
Clackvent Radnelac sale...
waking up the beasties within...

Info/Rules/ReadMe-

-Begins 12.25.14,  Ends 2.21.15
-NO PMs
-One item available each day.
-You will not know what you have won until you have received it in the mail. If that's not for you, great, someone else gets a better chance.
-Open to GH members who registered on or before 12.1.14 and have at least 1 whole post. Phew, I hope that wont be too hard.
-Items range from $50-$150.
-pssst.... no pms
-First class shipping is included.
-3 different switch flavors will be offered.
-You cannot win more than 3 times. If you got a problem with that, I have an email address for you that I ignore completely.
-There will be a good variety of keys, some more common, some less so.
-NO PMs
-No PMs
-Please don't PM me regarding this sale unless I hit you up first.
-Items from last years private Clackvent are not available.
-IT MIGHT TAKE ME A FULL DAY TO GET BACK TO YOU AFTER YOU ARE CHOSEN, brace yourself.
-Again, no sexual favors, alcohol, or firstborns accepted for the most part. A combination might work.
-If you cannot understand this info, make a friend. This is a community, if someone can't help you, then reevaluate you life.
-What can I add to make this list longer?
-Adn Bewbz.


How to enter (and possibly lose your sanity)

-I will make a new post each day in this thread as to when that days sale is ON!
  *****Be the first to post when you see it*****
-I will send you a PM with instructions (within 24 hours) after you are chosen.
-How to tell if you were chosen- Use your EYEBALLS, it should be painfoooooly obvious.
-No PMs
-Don't ask questions unless you win. CUZ AINT NO BUDDY GOT TIME FUR DAT!
-I have no set time for each days sale. They will occur when I have time and/or when I am properly and comfortably inebriated.
-If you feel the format of this sale will encourage you to be committed, then please don't enter and please pay no mind. Or if you insist then please do something invasive with your frontal lobe.







And apparently like all things "clack" related this too shall be bassackwards.

ClackFactory:
SMACK!

First post in gets the Clack of the day! 12.25.14
The gnomes decided it will be worth fifty one dollar bills.

ssry to intrupt dat x-mus pron watchin

Belfong:
Q

Congrats!  -cc  =)
I am going to pick another member in just a moment to re-test the system.
There will be two chances today. -cc  =)

ClackFactory:
GO!

Smack that @$$ and post!

First person to post will win the second slot for the day.

sorijealut:
CLACK

Congrats! -cc  =)

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