I too choose black because of someone but couldn't remember who precisely.
Somewhere in the folds of my brain there should be a geekhack monster made up of multiple avatars.
Ssshhhh don't wake him up yet because he likes to eat blacks.
Meanwhile the brown eating monster has a clear image, he has a beard, wear glasses, is holding a smiling kid with a red bandana and goes like this "We need more browns, get your browns, browns are the thing, have the browns, get more browns, browns, browns, browns, everybody browns now!, you don't have browns? Get some browns, 100 browns, 300 browns, browns, browns, browns".
It is not known in the land of the switches monsters if browns have a better taste than blacks but all hope they will be fed soon
Aren't orders closed by now?