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Cold Weather Humor
« on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 10:22:17 »
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 10:22:45 »
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Cognitive distortions are patterns of thought, typically automatic and unconscious, that cause an inaccurate, negative view of situations, people, and/or events. These include things like jumping to conclusions; black-and-white thinking; negative mental filtering; overgeneralizing; mindreading (incorrectly believing we know what others are thinking, what their motives are); and emotional reasoning (believing that if we are feeling something, or if what we are thinking is associated with a strong emotion, it must be true).
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:28:44 »
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:32:37 »
Ok Chicago, who left the AC on?


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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:41:18 »
Sorry American's... its too late :'(

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:42:24 »
It's all those chemtrails and HARP finally catching up.

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:44:47 »
All your weather is heading our way! But its warmer here so its falling as rain. The whole of England is under flood warnings  :eek:
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:58:57 »
I think you guys are doing better than us though, you know all your weather is heading our way? But its warmer here so its falling as rain. The whole of England is under flood warnings  :eek:

well we had rain, then ice, then snow and its going to go snow, ice, then rain with potential flooding

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:02:42 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

-60 without windchill?  Glad I went home!  It's only -25F here.   :p

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:23:04 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

-60 without windchill?  Glad I went home!  It's only -25F here.   :p

haha sorry, with windchill!!!!!! :P

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« Reply #13 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

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« Reply #14 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:27:40 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:28:50 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:35:46 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

Electric Furnace, gets spendy in winter forsure. Id love to move out West and use a fireplace in a small cabin.

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:38:16 »
Right now it's -14 Celsius here. Much better than the -26 of last week. And that's without the wind. With the wind it's -27 Celsius right now, but last week it was just : Don't get the **** outside.


And yesterday it was raining. Go ask me why. Imagine what happened with all this water when it turned -14 suddenly?


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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:41:33 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

Electric Furnace, gets spendy in winter forsure. Id love to move out West and use a fireplace in a small cabin.

I know a few people who have wood burners setup it heats there home and water, pretty cool, except having to go out and keeping the wood stocked up.

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #19 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:46:21 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

Electric Furnace, gets spendy in winter forsure. Id love to move out West and use a fireplace in a small cabin.

I know a few people who have wood burners setup it heats there home and water, pretty cool, except having to go out and keeping the wood stocked up.

That would be a great idea for a nice house away from the cities :)

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #20 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 17:49:18 »
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

We've got an old house with radiant heating, so we need a boiler and all that.  It was particularly uncomfortable when the pump for the system broke down...   :eek:

Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

-60 without windchill?  Glad I went home!  It's only -25F here.   :p

haha sorry, with windchill!!!!!! :P

Whew!  That's not so bad!  That's pretty much what it was here.  :D

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #21 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 18:16:41 »
it's like 60 degrees and cloudy today.
****ing winter man, so cold.
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #22 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 20:19:17 »

it's like 60 degrees and cloudy today.
****ing winter man, so cold.

Haha. You make me laugh. It was -28*F a few days ago and you are complaining about shorts weather. :)

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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #24 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 22:37:06 »

it's like 60 degrees and cloudy today.
****ing winter man, so cold.

Haha. You make me laugh. It was -28*F a few days ago and you are complaining about shorts weather. :)

not complaining.

I LOVE IT. this is cold, and it's not even cold. it's a bit chilly.

and that's only in the morning.

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« Reply #25 on: Wed, 08 January 2014, 03:15:58 »
You could open the freezer to warm yourself up.
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Re: Cold Weather Humor
« Reply #26 on: Wed, 08 January 2014, 05:42:03 »
The only thing i don't like about cold weather is cold hands...

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« Reply #27 on: Wed, 08 January 2014, 05:52:23 »
THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!
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THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!

U ok? chill bro... 

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« Reply #29 on: Wed, 08 January 2014, 18:57:16 »
THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!

U ok? chill bro... 
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« Reply #30 on: Wed, 08 January 2014, 19:10:10 »
THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!

Your just pissed because someone stole the parking spot you shoveled out.  :P

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« Reply #31 on: Thu, 09 January 2014, 01:05:54 »
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« Reply #33 on: Sun, 19 January 2014, 11:38:51 »
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And Iri, what makes that different from Meanwhile In Russia...?

Except maybe Finns don't wear furry hats?
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« Reply #34 on: Sun, 19 January 2014, 15:15:51 »
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« Reply #36 on: Mon, 20 January 2014, 01:08:33 »
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And Iri, what makes that different from Meanwhile In Russia...?

Except maybe Finns don't wear furry hats?
the guy on the picture wears something. in russia, it's usually like this (nsfw):

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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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