Sometimes, Tp4 looks into the distance, Attempts to connect telepathically with the UPS driver, sending him motivational thoughts such that he may complete his rounds more efficiently and sooner.
I'm too cheap to pay for expedited shipping. I like the brain waves idea TP, just make sure you don't push too hard or poop might come out. :D
Pay slightly more for faster shipping, have it sent to a PO box, pick it up yourself. Nothing should take more than 2 days within US
Ez, spit in yer hand and stroke the head.
Oh, and for international shipping choose DHL if possible. Their shipping is generally super fast.But never in the US unless it's overnight.
I've found that having the +4 on your zip code can help, even though Newman claims zip codes are meaningless. If I'm quoted 4 days shipping for example, it helps it get there a day or two earlier. Same 4 day quote without +4 seems to be 4-5 days shipping time.
I'm also fortunate enough to be at the first part of the day for the carriers. UPS, FEDEX, and USPS all go through my neighborhood before noon.
Move to a house right next to a UPS hub. I once heard a tech journalist tell that because the firm's office he once worked at was very close to a hub they got new review samples from tech companies from the UPS guy early in the morning, and so they could get their "first look" and "hands on" articles out on the web earlier than anyone else.
If you buy local on eBay (or whatever), pick it up in person.
I'm too cheap to pay for expedited shipping. I like the brain waves idea TP, just make sure you don't push too hard or poop might come out. :D
Sometimes, Tp4 looks into the distance, Attempts to connect telepathically with the UPS driver, sending him motivational thoughts such that he may complete his rounds more efficiently and sooner.I usually throw more money at my monitors. Or I'll use Amazon prime
How do you make packages come faster?
You sit by your window 25/7 and pray
How do you make packages come faster?
You sit by your window 25/7 and pray
That makes it feel much slower. Did that when I bought a new laptop. I ended up finding out which flight it was on because I looked at the departure scans on tracking number and then went to flight data for UPS and matched it with the times that I had. We're also friends with the UPS driver so I texted him asking when he would roll through our neighborhood during his route....
How do you make packages come faster?
You sit by your window 25/7 and pray
That makes it feel much slower. Did that when I bought a new laptop. I ended up finding out which flight it was on because I looked at the departure scans on tracking number and then went to flight data for UPS and matched it with the times that I had. We're also friends with the UPS driver so I texted him asking when he would roll through our neighborhood during his route....
what did you do to get so friendly with the ups driver..
// please show us on this anatomically correct doll where you touched the ups driver.
I've found that having the +4 on your zip code can help, even though Newman claims zip codes are meaningless. If I'm quoted 4 days shipping for example, it helps it get there a day or two earlier. Same 4 day quote without +4 seems to be 4-5 days shipping time.
I'm also fortunate enough to be at the first part of the day for the carriers. UPS, FEDEX, and USPS all go through my neighborhood before noon.
what plus 4, u mean the last 4 digits of the zip code ?
Some of you should just resort to bribery.
If you order near the end of the day, they rush to ship it before shifts end. Once it is in UPS's hands, not much you can do. However, the cheapest shipping method is INTENTIONALLY slow. It is artificially slowed in order for people to pay a few more bucks for first class. It might be worth it to do that.
Not if you order from amazon. They guarantee packages are sent that day, but if its too late, they may wait to the end of the next day. Exploit the system!If you order near the end of the day, they rush to ship it before shifts end. Once it is in UPS's hands, not much you can do. However, the cheapest shipping method is INTENTIONALLY slow. It is artificially slowed in order for people to pay a few more bucks for first class. It might be worth it to do that.
U mean they wait for --Tomorrow-- ??
Because they want to get to the bar , get drunk, then go home to the wife..
Not if you order from amazon. They guarantee packages are sent that day, but if its too late, they may wait to the end of the next day. Exploit the system!If you order near the end of the day, they rush to ship it before shifts end. Once it is in UPS's hands, not much you can do. However, the cheapest shipping method is INTENTIONALLY slow. It is artificially slowed in order for people to pay a few more bucks for first class. It might be worth it to do that.
U mean they wait for --Tomorrow-- ??
Because they want to get to the bar , get drunk, then go home to the wife..
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