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Offline Halverson

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1100 on: Fri, 13 February 2015, 21:07:16 »
I want tacos

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1101 on: Fri, 13 February 2015, 21:24:00 »
i want shark meat tacos
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1102 on: Fri, 13 February 2015, 21:25:15 »

i want shark meat tacos

Just go for fish n chips. Oh what I wouldn't give to have me some fish n chips down on Wanneroo. Oh god I miss Australia

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1103 on: Fri, 13 February 2015, 21:28:08 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1104 on: Fri, 13 February 2015, 21:30:13 »

i want shark meat tacos

Just go for fish n chips. Oh what I wouldn't give to have me some fish n chips down on Wanneroo. Oh god I miss Australia
i want shark meat and fish and chips. are there no good seafood spots in your hood? i'd have to drive 50 minutes and park somewhere expensive for some decent coastal fish and chips : ' [

i also want to try shark meat, but it'd have to somehow be sustainable for the environment and relatively ethical because i'm a citizen of the earth. maybe tiger shark. hopefully sharknado
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1105 on: Fri, 13 February 2015, 22:06:41 »
Crispy yummy fish tacos!!!!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1106 on: Sat, 14 February 2015, 05:55:41 »
woof woof
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1107 on: Sat, 14 February 2015, 12:01:28 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1108 on: Sat, 14 February 2015, 13:05:15 »
woof
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1109 on: Sat, 14 February 2015, 13:32:01 »
*dolphin noises*

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1110 on: Sat, 14 February 2015, 13:43:50 »
Hey 
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im so glad you've stopped flipping the spacebar

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1111 on: Sat, 14 February 2015, 13:43:58 »
*angry dog noises because phone is fuqqd*
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1112 on: Sat, 14 February 2015, 13:52:12 »
*slightly less angry dog noise with an improvisef balloon phone case*
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1113 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 07:42:28 »
Cold as a witches teat
Gotta head south, wait I'm going more north today, ****!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1114 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 07:44:43 »
Cold as a witches teat
Gotta head south, wait I'm going more north today, ****!

You'll have to find a way to keep yourself warm in the shack.

Hmmmm...

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1115 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 08:06:45 »
Cold as a witches teat
Gotta head south, wait I'm going more north today, ****!

You'll have to find a way to keep yourself warm in the shack.

Hmmmm...

sex

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1116 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 08:12:27 »

Cold as a witches teat
Gotta head south, wait I'm going more north today, ****!

You'll have to find a way to keep yourself warm in the shack.

Hmmmm...

sex

You ever get your **** stuck to an *******? I'm starting a fire first, boys.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1117 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 09:02:40 »

Cold as a witches teat
Gotta head south, wait I'm going more north today, ****!

You'll have to find a way to keep yourself warm in the shack.

Hmmmm...

sex

You ever get your **** stuck to an *******? I'm starting a fire first, boys.

You really know how to paint a picture with words.

And Hoff, shame. Shame on you.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1118 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 09:06:49 »

Cold as a witches teat
Gotta head south, wait I'm going more north today, ****!

You'll have to find a way to keep yourself warm in the shack.

Hmmmm...

sex

You ever get your **** stuck to an *******? I'm starting a fire first, boys.

You really know how to paint a picture with words.

And Hoff, shame. Shame on you.

 :-[

I thought we were sharing our experiences at the cabin...

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1119 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 09:10:52 »

Cold as a witches teat
Gotta head south, wait I'm going more north today, ****!

You'll have to find a way to keep yourself warm in the shack.

Hmmmm...

sex

You ever get your **** stuck to an *******? I'm starting a fire first, boys.

You really know how to paint a picture with words.

And Hoff, shame. Shame on you.

 :-[

I thought we were sharing our experiences at the cabin...

Oh, in that case, do go on.  ;D

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1120 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 13:59:40 »
Such a tasty thread!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1121 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 18:54:41 »
It's getting hot in hurrrr ;)

As you see, it was cold getting in though.

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« Reply #1122 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 20:04:59 »
I'm so jealous......................

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1123 on: Mon, 16 February 2015, 20:25:47 »
Just cranked Freddie Gibbs and madlib, on cassette! Awe yeeeeeeeee

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1124 on: Tue, 17 February 2015, 01:09:54 »

Just cranked Freddie Gibbs and madlib, on cassette! Awe yeeeeeeeee

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a cute stray cat combination that comes out happily when you look at your face is cute

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1125 on: Tue, 17 February 2015, 03:43:34 »
oh the things i'd do to hear a lord quas x cpt murphy collab. the ultimate dream would have doom getting in on this too, but baby steps
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1126 on: Tue, 17 February 2015, 09:21:38 »

oh the things i'd do to hear a lord quas x cpt murphy collab. the ultimate dream would have doom getting in on this too, but baby steps

That would be dreamy

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« Reply #1127 on: Tue, 17 February 2015, 09:26:37 »
Just cranked Freddie Gibbs and madlib, on cassette! Awe yeeeeeeeee

AWWW. YEEEE. CASSETTES :D

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1128 on: Wed, 18 February 2015, 00:52:47 »
Dis cassette so good, it's gone play again...yeeeeeeee

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1129 on: Wed, 18 February 2015, 18:11:11 »
If only Dino sours had the texture of blue whales :(

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1130 on: Wed, 25 February 2015, 09:10:18 »
rare clip of me and halverson cuddling
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1131 on: Wed, 25 February 2015, 11:07:03 »

rare clip of me and halverson cuddling
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Soft Sharky, warm sharky, little ball of scales

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1132 on: Mon, 02 March 2015, 01:37:51 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1133 on: Mon, 02 March 2015, 02:22:31 »
I once went to NYC, for the first time. I went for LCD soundsystem, was their very very last show at MSG. I spent the whole day getting wasted and continued at the gardens. I spent the time before the show chatting with the beer sellers, a security guard who loved the Pink Floyd concert he did security for and also convinced me not to escape down into the pit. Not to mention chatting with some cool girl who I don't remember a face name or conversation topics. The last of the concert I remember was it starting and then taking shrooms from the stranger next to me. I came back to reality stumbling around NYC. I will always love numbered streets, they saved me. I slept till the afternoon, I got so many calls from the front desk threatening paying for a second day I cabbed to the airport. Flew home so hungover, through god damn customs.

I just heard North American scum, made me a little nostalgic.

Thanks for your time
-Halverson

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1134 on: Tue, 03 March 2015, 10:14:04 »
I once went to NYC, for the first time. I went for LCD soundsystem, was their very very last show at MSG. I spent the whole day getting wasted and continued at the gardens. I spent the time before the show chatting with the beer sellers, a security guard who loved the Pink Floyd concert he did security for and also convinced me not to escape down into the pit. Not to mention chatting with some cool girl who I don't remember a face name or conversation topics. The last of the concert I remember was it starting and then taking shrooms from the stranger next to me. I came back to reality stumbling around NYC. I will always love numbered streets, they saved me. I slept till the afternoon, I got so many calls from the front desk threatening paying for a second day I cabbed to the airport. Flew home so hungover, through god damn customs.

I just heard North American scum, made me a little nostalgic.

Thanks for your time
-Halverson

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1135 on: Tue, 03 March 2015, 22:39:34 »
Blarg

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« Reply #1136 on: Wed, 04 March 2015, 03:59:55 »
Xyzzy.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1137 on: Wed, 04 March 2015, 04:02:49 »
Should be sleepyin

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« Reply #1138 on: Wed, 04 March 2015, 14:55:04 »
Plugh.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1139 on: Wed, 04 March 2015, 18:23:25 »
A kitty came over today, I wanted to  catch him and pet him and cuddle him

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« Reply #1140 on: Wed, 04 March 2015, 19:03:17 »
A kitty came over today, I wanted to  catch him and pet him and cuddle him

That's one serious kitteh :eek:
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1141 on: Wed, 04 March 2015, 19:03:26 »
A kitty came over today, I wanted to  catch him and pet him and cuddle him
dawwwww  :-*
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1142 on: Thu, 05 March 2015, 15:52:21 »
Case 175

Flat Shark

A monk asked Java master Kaimu:
What is the “single-responsibility principle”?

Said Kaimu:
That a class shall do exactly one thing,
and do it completely.

The monk asked:
How shall I decide this “one thing”?

Said Kaimu:
The Fisherman does not build ships,
or we would call him a Shipwright.

The monk asked:
Is there no room in your philosophy for interfaces?
What if my class can serve as a Fisherman,
and a Shipwright and Sailor besides?

Said Kaimu:
What would you name such a three-headed monster?

The monk replied:
Shísho, after my uncle. He lives by the sea and does all these things.

Said Kaimu:
I would give your class Shísho three instance variables:
a Fisherman, a Shipwright, and a Sailor.
Then Shísho may implement those interfaces by delegation.

The monk replied:
I speak of inheritance, yet you answer in composition.
All of my uncle is a Fisherman, not just his left foot.
What use are objects, if we do not faithfully model the world?

Said Kaimu:
If I paint a fine shark upon this page, will you say, “Fine shark!”
or will you complain that it is flat and does not eat you?

The monk asked:
But how are we to know when the flat shark is shark enough?
Or when our uncle should fish with his left foot?

Said Kaimu:
Learning how is our “single reponsibility”.

Qi’s Commentary
Every class does exactly one thing—
but sometimes that one thing
is “doing too many things”.

Qi’s Poem
One morning Kaimu took up his brush.
In two strokes he painted an exquisite shark.
A passerby laughed. “It is a poor shark that can’t open its mouth!”
Kaimu replied, “Even so, it has told me that you are a fool.”
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1143 on: Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:40:36 »
Yea, *****es always painting me flat! I got curves!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1144 on: Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:45:07 »

Yea, *****es always painting me flat! I got curves!
unf
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1145 on: Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:52:23 »
It's snowing, why oh whyyyyyyy.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1146 on: Sat, 07 March 2015, 15:09:42 »
the gods want you to make love by the fireplace
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1147 on: Sat, 07 March 2015, 17:30:12 »
Again? The mind is willing but the flesh is weak and spongy!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1148 on: Wed, 11 March 2015, 00:40:40 »
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and their stuff together. OK, three, two, one let's jam!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1149 on: Wed, 11 March 2015, 00:52:31 »
I think it's time to blow this scene.
yo aight who we blowin'?
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