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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #250 on: Tue, 24 November 2015, 16:47:29 »
Who is in the new avatar?

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« Reply #251 on: Tue, 24 November 2015, 17:00:34 »
Have you listened to any good music lately?

I haven't even had time to check out what you sent me :(. This end of year has really screwed me over time wise. But I'll get to it!

Would you rather have a pink cloud follow you around after farting or have a curse word tattooed on your forehead?
Depends. How big is the cloud? What are people's reaction to the tattoo? Like if it says ****, are they thinking I'm calling them a **** or do they think I'm a ****?

Who is your favourite Geekhack member and why is it sth?

Individual? Bee. Group? D squad. Don't like euros.
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #252 on: Tue, 24 November 2015, 17:39:13 »
Who is your favourite Geekhack member and why is it sth?

Individual? Bee. Group? D squad. Don't like euros.

You spelled my name wrong.  :(

Also, if you don't like euros, why are you dating epc?

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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #253 on: Tue, 24 November 2015, 18:20:51 »
Who is your favourite Geekhack member and why is it sth?

Individual? Bee. Group? D squad. Don't like euros.

You spelled my name wrong.  :(

Also, if you don't like euros, why are you dating epc?

epc <3 only euro i can stand

and only loyal MFer outside of moose. rip moose
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #254 on: Tue, 24 November 2015, 18:29:33 »
demik so racist

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« Reply #255 on: Tue, 24 November 2015, 18:31:33 »
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #256 on: Tue, 24 November 2015, 18:53:16 »
demik so racist

Euro is not a race. You're so continentist.

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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #257 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 06:43:45 »
Anyway, Europe is a homogeneous country with white people only.
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
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« Reply #258 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 09:16:09 »
Not a race thing. It's a Europe thing. Hate the cocky ****ers m8
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« Reply #259 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 09:24:37 »
Not a race thing. It's a Europe thing. Hate the cocky ****ers m8

But you said you liked me, your a lair a LAIR


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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #260 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 09:25:09 »
Not a race thing. It's a Europe thing. Hate the cocky ****ers m8

But you said you liked me, your a lair a LAIR


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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #261 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 09:40:26 »
I got you a patch  ;D
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« Reply #262 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 09:46:11 »
Not a race thing. It's a Europe thing. Hate the cocky ****ers m8

But you said you liked me, your a lair a LAIR


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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #263 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 09:56:14 »
Got toothache day before Thanksgimme. Do I just pliers that ****er out so I can enjoy eating holiday?
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #264 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 09:59:26 »
Got toothache day before Thanksgimme. Do I just pliers that ****er out so I can enjoy eating holiday?

Sprinkle cocaine on it, then put Copenhagen in your lip to kill the bacteria.

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« Reply #265 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:04:50 »
Got toothache day before Thanksgimme. Do I just pliers that ****er out so I can enjoy eating holiday?

Sprinkle cocaine on it, then put Copenhagen in your lip to kill the bacteria.

or invite me over and I'll roundhouse kick that mother****er out and we can have dinner together. And cocaine.
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« Reply #266 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:05:29 »
I got you a patch  ;D
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LOL god damn it nubs has you all thinking I love drake :(
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« Reply #267 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:08:48 »

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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #268 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:13:14 »
Got toothache day before Thanksgimme. Do I just pliers that ****er out so I can enjoy eating holiday?

This wouldn't have happened if came to my place for Thankstaking

Just sayin'

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« Reply #269 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:19:07 »
Got toothache day before Thanksgimme. Do I just pliers that ****er out so I can enjoy eating holiday?

This wouldn't have happened if came to my place for Thankstaking

Just sayin'
I'm inviting myself over. Which of your computers is the one with mod powers? I want to avoid it >.>
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #270 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:24:43 »
Got toothache day before Thanksgimme. Do I just pliers that ****er out so I can enjoy eating holiday?

This wouldn't have happened if came to my place for Thankstaking

Just sayin'
I'm inviting myself over. Which of your computers is the one with mod powers? I want to avoid it >.>

ALL OF THEM

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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #271 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:38:21 »
I got you a patch  ;D
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LOL god damn it nubs has you all thinking I love drake :(

But you do love drake.




Enjoy your Danksgiving.

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« Reply #272 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 10:49:19 »
Got toothache day before Thanksgimme. Do I just pliers that ****er out so I can enjoy eating holiday?

This wouldn't have happened if came to my place for Thankstaking

Just sayin'
I'm inviting myself over. Which of your computers is the one with mod powers? I want to avoid it >.>

ALL OF THEM

GOOD. I mean uh, I'll avoid them all.

I got you a patch  ;D
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LOL god damn it nubs has you all thinking I love drake :(

But you do love drake.

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Enjoy your Danksgiving.

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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #273 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 13:53:47 »
Do you manscape?
Thank you all Destiny supporters and all you fun people in off topic! I think I will try to stick around for a while!

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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #274 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 14:00:45 »
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« Reply #275 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 14:01:26 »
Do you manscape?

ask bee

Does bee have an ama thread?
Does bee give you style advice?
Does bee do your manscaping for you?
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« Reply #276 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 14:01:57 »
Do you manscape?

ask bee

Does bee have an ama thread?
Does bee give you style advice?
Does bee do your manscaping for you?

1) nope, she can use this one
2) OuO
3) OuO
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« Reply #277 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 14:04:15 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #278 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 14:24:19 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
Asking the important questions.


Anyways, demik, what's your best feature? can be NSFW.

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« Reply #279 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 14:52:03 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
Asking the important questions.


Anyways, demik, what's your best feature? can be NSFW.

i dont have a best feature.

im great all around.
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #280 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 15:01:15 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
Asking the important questions.


Anyways, demik, what's your best feature? can be NSFW.

i dont have a best feature.

im great all around.

Modesty is his best feature.
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #281 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 15:03:56 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
Asking the important questions.


Anyways, demik, what's your best feature? can be NSFW.

i dont have a best feature.

im great all around.

Modesty is his best feature.

modesty can eat a ****. who's gonna hype me but me? nobody, that's who.
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #282 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 15:06:50 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
Asking the important questions.


Anyways, demik, what's your best feature? can be NSFW.

i dont have a best feature.

im great all around.

Modesty is his best feature.

modesty can eat a ****. who's gonna hype me but me? nobody, that's who.

We starting a hype train for demik?
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #283 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 15:13:05 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
Asking the important questions.


Anyways, demik, what's your best feature? can be NSFW.

i dont have a best feature.

im great all around.

Modesty is his best feature.

modesty can eat a ****. who's gonna hype me but me? nobody, that's who.

I can be your Flava Flav. I gots the gold teeth and everything.
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #284 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 15:30:14 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?
Asking the important questions.


Anyways, demik, what's your best feature? can be NSFW.

i dont have a best feature.

im great all around.

Modesty is his best feature.

modesty can eat a ****. who's gonna hype me but me? nobody, that's who.

Not it!

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« Reply #285 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 15:31:48 »
exactly
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« Reply #286 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:37:11 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

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« Reply #287 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:38:17 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

Then again, maybe he just likes to play with his own butthole

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« Reply #288 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:42:31 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you
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« Reply #289 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:43:11 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

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« Reply #290 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:44:35 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then
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« Reply #291 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:47:05 »
White or dark meat?

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« Reply #292 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:47:34 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then

I lied. I **** on you all the time.

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« Reply #293 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:47:39 »
White or dark meat?

for me? white

for bee? this special cut called a la kurkel
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« Reply #294 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:48:08 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then

I lied. I **** on you all the time.

now bby, lets not speak of our private times. or what you say behind my back OnO

see, this is why i keep epc around. at least he's loyal
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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #295 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:50:14 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then

I lied. I **** on you all the time.

now bby, lets not speak of our private times. or what you say behind my back OnO

see, this is why i keep epc around. at least he's loyal

I forgot epc keeps your butt secrets confidential. I can never compete with her.

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Re: My name is demik, AMA.
« Reply #296 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:51:09 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then

I lied. I **** on you all the time.

now bby, lets not speak of our private times. or what you say behind my back OnO

see, this is why i keep epc around. at least he's loyal

I can never compete with him.

and dont you forget it.
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« Reply #297 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:53:01 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then

I lied. I **** on you all the time.

now bby, lets not speak of our private times. or what you say behind my back OnO

see, this is why i keep epc around. at least he's loyal

I can never compete with that pos.

and dont you forget it.

FTFY

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« Reply #298 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:54:44 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then

I lied. I **** on you all the time.

now bby, lets not speak of our private times. or what you say behind my back OnO

see, this is why i keep epc around. at least he's loyal

I can never compete with that beautiful creature that i could never live up to in any way, shape or form.

and dont you forget it.

FTFY
thanks
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« Reply #299 on: Wed, 25 November 2015, 18:55:31 »
Queen beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does demik shave his heiney hole?

Nah, most of the ******* hair just gets worn off from all the action he gets.

well that explains so much about you

you don't get **** from me OuO

i must be the first then

I lied. I **** on you all the time.

now bby, lets not speak of our private times. or what you say behind my back OnO

see, this is why i keep epc around. at least he's loyal

I can never compete with that ugly but beautiful blind creature that i could never live up to in any way, shape or form, not that I would actually want to.

and dont you forget it.

FTFY
thanks

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