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Offline DigitalCarpentry

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[IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
« on: Fri, 01 April 2022, 10:06:44 »
Do you have multiple, questionable, tabs open? Is your work from home desk a moist cave? Do you keep your camera off for meetings because you might possibly have no pants on? If so, you might just be a degenerate like the rest of us. Remind yourself of your proud lifestyle with this desk mat!







Specs:
    • 1200x420x1mm size
    • $69.69 apiece (nice)
    • Not stain resistant but will stop fluids from reaching your desk I guess
    • Main focal point in the middle so it is constantly covered by your keyboard
    • Rough texture because I can apparently get away with overcharging because of this unimpressive feature
    • Will ship folded, not rolled, in a thin FedEx bubble mailer to build character
    • Will be using the same color matching as 8008 for increased “accuracy” (double checked by the gmk bread peeps as well)
    • Shipping worldwide except to Ohio
    • Vendors would not reply to my inquiry so I am the only vendor (huzzah!)





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    Offline rookb

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #1 on: Fri, 01 April 2022, 13:07:22 »
    unfunniest one so far

    Offline Laur

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #2 on: Fri, 01 April 2022, 15:30:12 »
    unfunniest one so far

    strong agree

    Offline neoknob

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #3 on: Fri, 08 April 2022, 15:19:10 »

    Offline Bigstummyboy

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #4 on: Thu, 26 May 2022, 18:30:38 »
    :|

    Offline Anthixious

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #5 on: Thu, 26 May 2022, 22:20:29 »
    LMAO just noticed the "No shipping to Ohio" part, gee thanks  :p

    Might consider.

    Offline Getsome!!!

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #6 on: Fri, 27 May 2022, 01:40:38 »
    IF your going to do a neon sign desk-mat, a "Nude" sign with the neon girl outline, like the old-school strip club sign, would be a 1000x better then the kind of alluding to thing, with the stupid NSFW  youre doing. 

    Offline ankit

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #7 on: Fri, 27 May 2022, 05:13:59 »
    ok
    More
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    Offline treeleaf64

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    Re: [IC] Dirty Gurl/Boi Desk Mat
    « Reply #8 on: Fri, 27 May 2022, 10:12:46 »
    How to delete other people post.  it is not Funny anymore  No NSFW for this treeleaf No No
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