Author Topic: Tactile Zine (Read 740040 times)

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #300 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 10:30:28 »

Quote from: meow a cat on Wed, 02 September 2015, 10:28:18

Any chance of getting a re-issue of Vol 1? I'd hate to have an incomplete collection on my shelf.

I can mail you a print that's fixed.

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #301 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 16:48:06 »

Welp I messed up. I didn't get a chance to print anything today and forgot that I had missed out a few people. I will mail out zines to the following people when I'm back from my vacation. Very sorry for the delay:

- VesperSaint
- Zeal
- Noko
- RoastPotatoes
- Yoe

I'll try to squeeze it in before my flight tomorrow but no promises.

pr0ximity · « **Reply #302 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 19:39:27 »

Vol 3 looks awesome! Super excited

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #303 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 19:42:08 »

Thanks Cptn.

I save up your zines and read them when I'm on trips to the middle of nowhere...have one coming up to an isolated patch of jungle so I'll be taking Vol. 2 to review and a sealed Vol. 3 to read. By headlamp. In my bugtent. While sweating my balls off. And avoid Death Adders. :shivers:

BlueNalgene · « **Reply #304 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 19:58:01 »

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Wed, 02 September 2015, 19:42:08

Thanks Cptn.

I save up your zines and read them when I'm on trips to the middle of nowhere...have one coming up to an isolated patch of jungle so I'll be taking Vol. 2 to review and a sealed Vol. 3 to read. By headlamp. In my bugtent. While sweating my balls off. And avoid Death Adders. :shivers:

Yeah, sounds like Orlando FL.

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #305 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 20:02:14 »

Quote from: BlueNalgene on Wed, 02 September 2015, 19:58:01

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Wed, 02 September 2015, 19:42:08
Thanks Cptn.

I save up your zines and read them when I'm on trips to the middle of nowhere...have one coming up to an isolated patch of jungle so I'll be taking Vol. 2 to review and a sealed Vol. 3 to read. By headlamp. In my bugtent. While sweating my balls off. And avoid Death Adders. :shivers:

Yeah, sounds like Orlando FL.

Lol tis true. But this trip is far enough to get me to AA platinum.

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #306 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 21:24:00 »

Remember heedpantsnow, not only is it good reading material but is good kindling too. Just in case the jungle gets a bit crazy and you need fire.

hydrospell · « **Reply #307 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 22:32:00 »

Or toilet paper? ...

(Sorry.)

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #308 on:** Wed, 02 September 2015, 22:34:14 »

I mean I wouldn't say it would make good toilet paper but it would work in a pinch I suppose.

meow a cat · « **Reply #309 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 08:20:30 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 02 September 2015, 10:30:28

Quote from: meow a cat on Wed, 02 September 2015, 10:28:18
Any chance of getting a re-issue of Vol 1? I'd hate to have an incomplete collection on my shelf.

I can mail you a print that's fixed.

Thanks CPT, I appreciate it! I actually only have Vol. 2, I didn't receive a copy of Vol. 1. You must have missed me, but it's all good.

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #310 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 08:23:52 »

Oh I gotcha. Yeah I'll send you a copy of vol 1 when I'm back.

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #311 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 08:42:27 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 02 September 2015, 22:34:14

I mean I wouldn't say it would make good toilet paper but it would work in a pinch I suppose.

Dear CPTBADASS,
Please consider using new paper for your amazingly useful Tactile Fanzine. Ideally, one half could be some fine oiled paper, nice and thick, with a high wood content. The other could be some nice, soft, absorbent paper with a touch of aloe and a slight texture. I believe this combination would enhance the reader's enjoyment and...um...recycling of the Fanzine.

Thanks,
HPN

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #312 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 08:54:39 »

I will include baby wipes just for you HPN

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #313 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 09:05:15 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Thu, 03 September 2015, 08:54:39

I will include baby wipes just for you HPN

Haha, Tactile Fanzine "Jungle Edition"

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #314 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 09:09:07 »

Well...Vol 4 artwork is pretty much solidified now. Thanks HPN

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #315 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 09:16:58 »

Tactile just took on a new meaning.

hydrospell · « **Reply #316 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:48:55 »

tactile http://bit.ly/1ECq9fN

azhdar · « **Reply #317 on:** Tue, 08 September 2015, 05:21:48 »

Just received my tactiles with the cool sticker,

Thanks captain

trenzafeeds · « **Reply #318 on:** Tue, 08 September 2015, 17:24:14 »

Quote from: azhdar on Tue, 08 September 2015, 05:21:48

Just received my tactiles with the cool sticker,

Thanks captain

As did I! Excited to begin reading.

absyrd · « **Reply #319 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:18:54 »

Reading and relaxing in my library...

NSFW?

More

PS - Join the mailing list and DONATE. I love these things. CPT's intros are great, the questions are on point, and the artwork is all fun.

inanis · « **Reply #320 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:24:33 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:18:54

Reading and relaxing in my library...

Show Image

You have lost your mind! NSFW tag that! :eek:

What will Wyfe say when she sees this....or wait, did she take it knowing what was going to happen? So many questions! :p

absyrd · « **Reply #321 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:27:13 »

Quote from: inanis on Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:24:33

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:18:54
Reading and relaxing in my library...

Show Image

You have lost your mind! NSFW tag that! :eek:

What will Wyfe say when she sees this....or wait, did she take it knowing what was going to happen? So many questions! :p

We just got home from CHOP and we are both sleep-deprived and feeling good that Des is on the rise. She actually is the one who had the idea. Too bad for her I don't have that six-pack I did when I met her. Letting myself go, eh? :p

inanis · « **Reply #322 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:33:45 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:27:13

Quote from: inanis on Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:24:33
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:18:54
Reading and relaxing in my library...

Show Image

You have lost your mind! NSFW tag that! :eek:

What will Wyfe say when she sees this....or wait, did she take it knowing what was going to happen? So many questions! :p

We just got home from CHOP and we are both sleep-deprived and feeling good that Des is on the rise. She actually is the one who had the idea. Too bad for her I don't have that six-pack I did when I met her. Letting myself go, eh? :p

That is what happens with old age. It affects the best of us. ;)

You guys are too funny. I'm glad everyone is in good spirits! Now when I receive Tactile in the mail, this is the first thing I'm going to think of. Everyone in my house is going to be asking me why I'm laughing to myself. "Oh you know, this guy did something absyrd...:" Get it...

absyrd · « **Reply #323 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:55:39 »

I try to be absyrd at least once a day.

Keeps life interesting.

Ugh. I am both happy and sorry that you will crack up every time you get the mag.

Seriously, people. DONATE to help CPT spread this wonderful zine. You can tell he puts tons of thought and heart into it.

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #324 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 14:37:16 »

I received mine, but I'm not opening it until I'm in the jungle next week. Can't wait to see the stickers and read the 'zine!

I'm at work so I exercised lots of self-control not clicking on Absyrd's NSFW tags...but it's soooooo tempting...like a bug to a zapper...

abswyfe · « **Reply #325 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 14:43:28 »

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Thu, 10 September 2015, 14:37:16

I received mine, but I'm not opening it until I'm in the jungle next week. Can't wait to see the stickers and read the 'zine!

I'm at work so I exercised lots of self-control not clicking on Absyrd's NSFW tags...but it's soooooo tempting...like a bug to a zapper...

The jungle?!? Awesome!
Also I hope we get to meet in October!

I did definitely kinda sorta push absyrd to post the photo and is probably is not safe for work
And I didn't marry him for his old 6 pack
If we made at least 1 person smile then I think we did good
I also hope more people get tactile as it has really helped bridge the gap between me and absyrd when it comes to the hobby as I'm not on the computer as much as him

inanis · « **Reply #326 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 15:00:17 »

Quote from: abswyfe on Thu, 10 September 2015, 14:43:28

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Thu, 10 September 2015, 14:37:16
I received mine, but I'm not opening it until I'm in the jungle next week. Can't wait to see the stickers and read the 'zine!

I'm at work so I exercised lots of self-control not clicking on Absyrd's NSFW tags...but it's soooooo tempting...like a bug to a zapper...

The jungle?!? Awesome!
Also I hope we get to meet in October!

I did definitely kinda sorta push absyrd to post the photo and is probably is not safe for work
And I didn't marry him for his old 6 pack
If we made at least 1 person smile then I think we did good
I also hope more people get tactile as it has really helped bridge the gap between me and absyrd when it comes to the hobby as I'm not on the computer as much as him

You guys had me laughing for like an hour, just because it was so crazy! I'm still chuckling now. I wish I had that much power at my house! I think it is great that you guys can do such zany things together. It is totally adorable.

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #327 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 15:03:20 »

OK, I'm in a meeting, I couldn't stand it any more and expanded the NSFW image. Yep, right when the people on either side of me happened to be looking at my screen. Uncontrollable laughter from the three of us and stern looks from the other folks around the table hahahaha.

I may have just gotten myself fired. But it was worth it!

trenzafeeds · « **Reply #328 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 15:05:58 »

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Thu, 10 September 2015, 15:03:20

OK, I'm in a meeting, I couldn't stand it any more and expanded the NSFW image. Yep, right when the people on either side of me happened to be looking at my screen. Uncontrollable laughter from the three of us and stern looks from the other folks around the table hahahaha.

I may have just gotten myself fired. But it was worth it!

Always worth for dem absyrd noodz

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #329 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 15:16:25 »

omg this thread!

absfamyly is ridiculous.

)

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #330 on:** Thu, 10 September 2015, 21:59:28 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 September 2015, 13:18:54

Reading and relaxing in my library...

NSFW?
More
Show Image

PS - Join the mailing list and DONATE. I love these things. CPT's intros are great, the questions are on point, and the artwork is all fun.

This post best enjoyed with the following:

Shoutouts to absyrd for living up to his handle.

hydrospell · « **Reply #331 on:** Fri, 11 September 2015, 22:01:21 »

absyrd I just woke up and I saw that photo.
I think my day is done.

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #332 on:** Sun, 13 September 2015, 11:56:08 »

ROFL just realized that Publisher ****ed up and the intro to i3oilermaker's interview is all jacked up. Yay for more misprints

. It should read "i3oilermaker is the owner..."

So it's not a big deal like Vol 1 where the order was completely messed up and it was a pick your own adventure.

Sifo · « **Reply #333 on:** Sun, 13 September 2015, 12:28:59 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Sun, 13 September 2015, 11:56:08

ROFL just realized that Publisher ****ed up and the intro to i3oilermaker's interview is all jacked up. Yay for more misprints . It should read "i3oilermaker is the owner..."

So it's not a big deal like Vol 1 where the order was completely messed up and it was a pick your own adventure.

If you ever need an editor...

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #334 on:** Sun, 13 September 2015, 12:40:21 »

I could post a way too detailed post about how the mistake happened or I can just say it's a zine so **** editing

neverused · « **Reply #335 on:** Sun, 13 September 2015, 14:13:35 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Sun, 13 September 2015, 12:40:21

I could post a way too detailed post about how the mistake happened or I can just say it's a zine so **** editing

That's the spirit!

BTW got the first 3 volumes from the mail, they're awesome. It's just what I need while I don't have time to finish the boards I've planned out due to my being born.

nathanrosspowell · « **Reply #336 on:** Sun, 13 September 2015, 17:53:14 »

Got my ep3 in the mail earlier this week. Some good reading so far.

Eugene45 · « **Reply #337 on:** Mon, 14 September 2015, 16:33:44 »

Any info on what does it cost to have it send in an Eu country near Germany ?

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #338 on:** Mon, 14 September 2015, 16:43:43 »

$1.20 for letters up to one ounce. An ounce is about two zines. Every ounce after is an extra $1.20. I ship with usps international letter stamps so it's $1.20 per ounce worldwide. This info is also in less detail in the OP.

neverused · « **Reply #339 on:** Mon, 14 September 2015, 16:44:12 »

Worth every penny

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #340 on:** Wed, 16 September 2015, 12:45:53 »

For Vol 4, you might wanna grab a QR code scanner for your phone. Just sayin.

Sifo · « **Reply #341 on:** Wed, 16 September 2015, 12:56:29 »

COUPONS? NUDES?

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #342 on:** Wed, 16 September 2015, 12:57:20 »

My heritage compels me to say that it's coupons. But what are they for?

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #343 on:** Wed, 16 September 2015, 13:17:58 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 16 September 2015, 12:45:53

For Vol 4, you might wanna grab a QR code scanner for your phone. Just sayin.

What do I get?

user 18 · « **Reply #344 on:** Wed, 16 September 2015, 13:36:26 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 16 September 2015, 12:57:20

My heritage compels me to say that it's coupons. But what are they for?

Coupons for nudes? $:-\$

Sifo · « **Reply #345 on:** Wed, 16 September 2015, 14:13:19 »

I ain't paying for the ones I already have

BlueNalgene · « **Reply #346 on:** Wed, 16 September 2015, 14:26:56 »

Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 16 September 2015, 14:13:19

I ain't paying for the ones I already have

Mirror shots of you doing the Buffalo Bill tuck don't count.

Zustiur · « **Reply #347 on:** Fri, 18 September 2015, 23:28:10 »

I got mentioned in Tactile!

By Zeal!

I'm so fricken proud of myself right now.

Sifo · « **Reply #348 on:** Fri, 18 September 2015, 23:32:06 »

I wish I was cool enough

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #349 on:** Sun, 20 September 2015, 15:39:14 »

Sending out some of the stragglers from the list below. Should have everyone's out except for two very recent CONUS additions.

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 02 September 2015, 16:48:06

Welp I messed up. I didn't get a chance to print anything today and forgot that I had missed out a few people. I will mail out zines to the following people when I'm back from my vacation. Very sorry for the delay:

- VesperSaint
- Zeal
- Noko
- RoastPotatoes
- Yoe

I'll try to squeeze it in before my flight tomorrow but no promises.

I'm realizing that I may have forgotten some people who were interested. If you asked me for some zines and haven't gotten then, please PM me or post here and I'll get them out. My mailing list currently lives in a Word Doc so I can be forgetful to add to it.

Edit: I've started work on Vol 4. Didn't do enough work in September but I'm hoping it'll be done for October.

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Author Topic: Tactile Zine (Read 740040 times)