Author Topic: Random picture thread! SFW ONLY (Read 562680 times)

sth · « **Reply #1100 on:** Sun, 14 July 2013, 23:40:22 »

Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 29 June 2013, 03:58:50

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wow this reminded me of something my friend shawn did years ago... he had a crappy nokia phone and one day he dug out a little hole in a baguette and stuffed the phone in it, creating BREADPHONE. he carried the baguette around for like a week and anytime he'd get a call he'd say "hold on, gotta take this call on the BREADPHONE".

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #1101 on:** Sun, 14 July 2013, 23:48:50 »

hi sth buddy

lazerpointer · « **Reply #1102 on:** Wed, 17 July 2013, 14:52:07 »

Next best thing to caviar!

rowdy · « **Reply #1103 on:** Thu, 18 July 2013, 00:33:30 »

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?

15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

34. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1104 on:** Thu, 18 July 2013, 12:10:47 »

SidusNare · « **Reply #1105 on:** Thu, 18 July 2013, 12:23:42 »

I am a bannana

SidusNare · « **Reply #1106 on:** Thu, 18 July 2013, 12:24:17 »

xSpartanCx · « **Reply #1107 on:** Sun, 21 July 2013, 13:56:16 »

^ my take on nothing

inteli722 · « **Reply #1108 on:** Sun, 21 July 2013, 19:42:39 »

Internet in a nutshell, kids...

Well...SFW internet.

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #1109 on:** Mon, 22 July 2013, 10:59:32 »

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 18 July 2013, 12:10:47

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Ha! What a great way to troll a mime.

SidusNare · « **Reply #1110 on:** Mon, 22 July 2013, 11:24:14 »

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1111 on:** Mon, 22 July 2013, 11:34:37 »

Quote from: SidusNare on Mon, 22 July 2013, 11:24:14

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/scale_of_the_universe_2012

SidusNare · « **Reply #1112 on:** Mon, 22 July 2013, 12:50:58 »

人類補完計画

rowdy · « **Reply #1113 on:** Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:15:11 »

Quote from: SidusNare on Mon, 22 July 2013, 11:24:14

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

After a while the style settles down a bit, and starts telling you things you really need to know.

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #1114 on:** Tue, 23 July 2013, 20:57:20 »

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1115 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 09:10:54 »

Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Tue, 23 July 2013, 20:57:20

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Whoa!! That is awesome.

iri · « **Reply #1116 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 09:23:46 »

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1117 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 11:42:59 »

tjcaustin · « **Reply #1118 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 13:33:19 »

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Wed, 24 July 2013, 11:42:59

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That needs to be in the new car purchase thread.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1119 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 13:48:16 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Wed, 24 July 2013, 13:33:19

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Wed, 24 July 2013, 11:42:59
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That needs to be in the new car purchase thread.

That was my first thought haha.....but I posted here instead!

SidusNare · « **Reply #1120 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 13:51:34 »

sth · « **Reply #1121 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 16:56:55 »

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 18 July 2013, 00:33:30

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?

15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

34. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?

GRANDMA DID SOMEBODY SHOW YOU HOW TO DO EMAIL

rowdy · « **Reply #1122 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 17:07:51 »

Quote from: sth on Wed, 24 July 2013, 16:56:55

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 18 July 2013, 00:33:30
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?

15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

34. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?

GRANDMA DID SOMEBODY SHOW YOU HOW TO DO EMAIL

What's that, sonny? My hearing aid battery is flat?

demik · « **Reply #1123 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 18:46:59 »

when did GH get so edgy?

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=46111.0

my favorite part is this:

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I wish I was spoiled and rich... and in a month, wish I was under 21 again. But alas working part-time bringing in just under $400 a week is all a college kid can ask for. I'm just lucky enough to have an expenditure budget that allowed me to buy one CC. Unfortunately, the people who revolve, and circlejerk, and cry, and *****, and moan, and complain, and annoy the **** out of me over these little pieces of plastic is enough to make me want to destroy them. Besides,being out $40 is replaceable, a burning dramaclack is priceless. I'm sorry that me having fun instead of whining about how I didn't get in the most recent 4grabs, or about how someone won't sell me their rare keycaps makes me seem like a spoiled rich white kid.

You keep on riding that high horse there buddy.

#rustled

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also, holy ****, you have made me reach critical mass ekw.

**** you for calling me an attention ****, for posting one thread about me destroying a clack when there are some ****s who will post the same picture to 4 different threads because they got a clack in the mail on their qfr. those people are attention ****s. I'm just having some ****ing fun in my own thread and you know what, I wanted to destroy a clack yesterday, so I ****ing did it. boo ****ing who. I could have posted this to every ****ing thread on this ****-community forum "HUEHUHEUEHLOOKWHATIDID" but instead I kept it to one single thread HOPING, NAY, PRAYING, to keep *******s like you out of my ****.

Seriously, **** off, please. I seriously don't care about how much better you are than me because you have a collection of plastic skulls.

the edge in these replies is too much!!!

look at him, so against the grain. spent money to burn something that a good percentage of people don't give a **** about. such anarchy!

and, at the end of the day, life still went on. but keep fighting the good fight Che!

rowdy · « **Reply #1124 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 18:56:06 »

I am totally cool with the comments to me above, and took them in a spirit of good humour, and replied likewise.

No harm done

oaklandishh · « **Reply #1125 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 21:16:58 »

Why can't we all just get along Q_Q

Michael · « **Reply #1126 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 21:22:20 »

There's just too much edge here for me....

*steps away silently from the conversation.....*

kmiller8 · « **Reply #1127 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 21:34:28 »

Quote from: demik on Wed, 24 July 2013, 18:46:59

the edge in these replies is too much!!!

look at him, so against the grain. spent money to burn something that a good percentage of people don't give a **** about. such anarchy!

and, at the end of the day, life still went on. but keep fighting the good fight Che!

Looks as if some of my edge is rubbing off onto you there buddy. Maybe you should stop following me around for fear of hurting yourself or your keyboards.

demik · « **Reply #1128 on:** Wed, 24 July 2013, 21:54:55 »

follow you around lolololololol

your edge can be see through this whole site, im sorry

tormentor · « **Reply #1129 on:** Thu, 25 July 2013, 01:07:24 »

.

iri · « **Reply #1130 on:** Fri, 26 July 2013, 04:26:12 »

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #1131 on:** Fri, 26 July 2013, 13:17:36 »

le_doosh · « **Reply #1132 on:** Fri, 26 July 2013, 13:27:02 »

korrelate · « **Reply #1133 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 03:41:08 »

#'s 9 and 27 from the above: love 'em. Those are classic.

Oh, and the one about the Fly/Walk insect and "What was the best thing before sliced bread." That one made me wonder a bit. Really, what was the best thing before sliced bread? Matches? Running water?

And now that sliced bread kind of sucks, what's the best thing sliced bread started sucking?

noisyturtle · « **Reply #1134 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 04:02:39 »

rowdy · « **Reply #1135 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 05:04:26 »

^ That is slightly disturbing.

Watermelon only has one "l".

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1136 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 11:05:26 »

Would it be rude to start posting this in various threads around here....

and no, not in my own threads....besides...I've already got two kids and they are worse than me.

Thimplum · « **Reply #1137 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 11:40:39 »

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 27 July 2013, 11:05:26

Would it be rude to start posting this in various threads around here....

Was that directed at me?

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1138 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 11:44:25 »

Quote from: Thimplum on Sat, 27 July 2013, 11:40:39

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 27 July 2013, 11:05:26
Would it be rude to start posting this in various threads around here....

(Attachment Link)

Was that directed at me?

NOOOO.....someone posted it on facebook and I thought it was hilarious....besides...kids...at your age....

I kid..sorry....I'm hardly ever serious...

....surprise!!

le_doosh · « **Reply #1139 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:23:38 »

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #1140 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:25:47 »

Quote from: le_doosh on Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:23:38

My friend from school lives about 4 hours away from here...shame he doesn't like EDM

)

longweight · « **Reply #1141 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:27:03 »

le_doosh · « **Reply #1142 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:32:37 »

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:25:47

Quote from: le_doosh on Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:23:38

My friend from school lives about 4 hours away from here...shame he doesn't like EDM )

Man, I have dreamed about going to tomorrowland since I first heard/saw the trailer for it a few years ago. I've always wanted to go to Europe and Belgium especially, so if I were to go to tomorrowland it would be mental

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #1143 on:** Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:41:49 »

Quote from: le_doosh on Sat, 27 July 2013, 14:32:37

Man, I have dreamed about going to tomorrowland since I first heard/saw the trailer for it a few years ago. I've always wanted to go to Europe and Belgium especially, so if I were to go to tomorrowland it would be mental

We were freshmen when we saw one of the aftermovies, and we all decided that we would go to tomorrowland 2014 after we graduated ..i hope that still happens haha

no shows/festivals in america compare to Uk/European Festivals...it's a dream of mine as well to go haha

we are going to Electric Adventure next week, which should be kinda fun

)

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1144 on:** Mon, 29 July 2013, 16:01:52 »

baldgye · « **Reply #1145 on:** Tue, 30 July 2013, 08:06:40 »

esoomenona · « **Reply #1146 on:** Tue, 30 July 2013, 08:26:53 »

That's horrible...

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1147 on:** Tue, 30 July 2013, 08:29:43 »

Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 30 July 2013, 08:26:53

That's horrible...

At first I thought it was just a miami theme or something.

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #1148 on:** Tue, 30 July 2013, 09:57:23 »

ROFL... it's not stuck pixels, it's Miami *****.

baldgye · « **Reply #1149 on:** Tue, 30 July 2013, 10:28:16 »

Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Tue, 30 July 2013, 09:57:23

ROFL... it's not stuck pixels, it's Miami *****.

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Author Topic: Random picture thread! SFW ONLY (Read 562680 times)