OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD

[microsoft windows]

Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?

I DON'T NEED TO GET RE-ELECTED IN ORDER TO BE THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT!

Wouldn't that make you a dictator?

I guess so.

[HoffmanMyster]

Well that was a fun tangent.

CPTBadAss, what kind of ice cream do you have to offer?  I've heard you throw some names around, but do you have any pictures?

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Well that was a fun tangent.

CPTBadAss, what kind of ice cream do you have to offer?  I've heard you throw some names around, but do you have any pictures?

Bottom pics or no legit

[CPTBadAss]

[Lurch]

2quit

[demik]

no americone dream

i am disappoint

[HoffmanMyster]

no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:

• Dreams

[Binge]

CPT- Some people say diversity is the pallet of the canvas of our world.  What do you think is the canvas of the world?  Do you share the same views as these hippies?

Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?

[demik]

no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:

• Dreams

2 pints of americone dream and 3 boxes of thin mints and you have my vote

[HoffmanMyster]

Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?

I don't believe in the shackles of time that you call "hours".  I believe that we should all be free to enjoy our time as we please.

I don't charge friends. 

[HoffmanMyster]

no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:

• Dreams

2 pints of americone dream and 3 boxes of thin mints and you have my vote

Well I've already sent you half a box of thin mints, so I'm off to a great start!   

[Binge]

Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?

I don't believe in the shackles of time that you call "hours".  I believe that we should all be free to enjoy our time as we please.

I don't charge friends. 

I think I'm being bribed and I like it.

[tjcaustin]

Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?

I don't believe in the shackles of time that you call "hours".  I believe that we should all be free to enjoy our time as we please.

I don't charge friends. 

I think I'm being bribed and I like it.

He means he doesn't charge friends with crimes. 

His presidency will be hourly charged.

no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:

• Dreams

2 pints of americone dream and 3 boxes of thin mints and you have my vote

It's in the mail via express.  I shouldn't have to win your vote, though.  Just saying.

A new law that will be enacted once I become your president and King will be to ban MW from the presidency for acts unbefitting of the presidency.  Also, I will make it illegal to merely claim presidential domain over gh.  We are people of reason, not savages that use broken operating systems from the past.

[jdcarpe]

demik,

I thought all you had to do was make the "Shaggin' Wagon" and you would be declared King of all Geekhack. I believe that offer still stands, right mkawa?

And it's probably an open offer to anyone who wants to be the King. Sorry to those who want an election, but the King derives his power from divine providence, and is therefore more powerful than an elected official, whose power is derived solely from the people, mere mortal beings, who are governed.

[tjcaustin]

demik,

I thought all you had to do was make the "Shaggin' Wagon" and you would be declared King of all Geekhack. I believe that offer still stands, right mkawa?

And it's probably an open offer to anyone who wants to be the King. Sorry to those who want an election, but the King derives his power from divine providence, and is therefore more powerful than an elected official, whose power is derived solely from the people, mere mortal beings, who are governed.

Then, that means I'm already King as my title was bestowed upon me. 

[demik]

jd.

little do you know that whomever you pick becomes automatically the pres.

candidates, butter up your deciding (and only) vote.

[HoffmanMyster]

demik,

I thought all you had to do was make the "Shaggin' Wagon" and you would be declared King of all Geekhack. I believe that offer still stands, right mkawa?

And it's probably an open offer to anyone who wants to be the King. Sorry to those who want an election, but the King derives his power from divine providence, and is therefore more powerful than an elected official, whose power is derived solely from the people, mere mortal beings, who are governed.

WHAT THE HECK, JD

not cool

[esoomenona]

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[tjcaustin]

That moose isn't backwards.

Also, how can something anonymous be king?  Maybe I shall allow you to be duke, depending on the dowry you give.

[esoomenona]

.

[tjcaustin]

That moose isn't backwards.

Also, how can something anonymous be king?  Maybe I shall allow you to be duke, depending on the dowry you give.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

I'm not even a little bored by your peasant threats.  Begone.

[esoomenona]

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[jdcarpe]

That moose isn't backwards.

Also, how can something anonymous be king?  Maybe I shall allow you to be duke, depending on the dowry you give.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Hmmm, while I can't make an official pronouncement yet, things are looking up for you, esoomenona. I do love me some gorilla warfare.

[Lastpilot]

If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?

[tjcaustin]

If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

[demik]

If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

you mean clacks for clunkers?

[tjcaustin]

If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

you mean clacks for clunkers?

Another good program I will instigate once voted into office.  demik, you may be my secretary of angry just yet.

[demik]

already putting me to work?

[Lastpilot]

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

Clacks for clunkers and Klaxbamacare...

So are you running as a representative of the Cherry party or the Topre party?

[tjcaustin]

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

Clacks for clunkers and Klaxbamacare...

So are you running as a representative of the Cherry party or the Topre party?

While I recognize the high points of both parties, I am a true independent.

DSC00425.jpg by tjcaustin, on Flickr

[Lastpilot]

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

Clacks for clunkers and Klaxbamacare...

So are you running as a representative of the Cherry party or the Topre party?

While I recognize the high points of both parties, I am a true independent.

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DSC00425.jpg by tjcaustin, on Flickr

Point well made. Wow.

[demik]

you say independent, i say flip flopper

[Lastpilot]

He's a dadgum flip floppin' stem switcher.

[demik]

he's a.....................




cherry picker.

[tjcaustin]

you say independent, i say flip flopper

You say flip flopper, I say has a thumb on the vein of all things important to all geekhackers, no matter their allegiance.

[demik]

don't stand for something, fall for anything.

[clacktalk]

don't stand for something, fall for anything.

That was catchy. I'm on board

[tjcaustin]

don't stand for something, fall for anything.

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Your heinous attitude is exactly why civil discourse is difficult even when attempting simple and basic things.  I will work to combat this nature daily.

[HipsterPunks]

I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.

[tjcaustin]

I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.

There are already 3 parties...

[kmiller8]

I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.

There are already 3 parties...

... in my pants

[demik]

I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.

There are already 3 parties...

right party
wrong party
demik party

[tjcaustin]

I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.

There are already 3 parties...

right party
wrong party
demik party

So you're missing someone, still.

Obv, the parties are:

Right party - Me
Wrong party - CBA
Demik party (sub of wrong party)

Where's the hoof, you dirty person.

[demik]

wow you already forgot your alliance to hoff?

hoff, you see this? back stabbing you already.

[tjcaustin]

wow you already forgot your alliance to hoff?

hoff, you see this? back stabbing you already.

Tall and bearded is an alliance, not a party.

[demik]

you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

[tjcaustin]

you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Well, you just got yourself crossed off the list as a part of our coalition.

[HoffmanMyster]

you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Have you ever been to a HoffParty?  No.



(T-Parties are fun too)

[tjcaustin]

you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Have you ever been to a HoffParty?  No.



(T-Parties are fun too)

Demik's never been invited to any party and I think it's clear why.

[demik]

you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Have you ever been to a HoffParty?  No.



(T-Parties are fun too)

Demik's never been invited to any party and I think it's clear why.

well thanks for reminding me of high school.


;_;