Author Topic: Ridiculous thing you want, but will never be able to afford (Read 24021 times)

sth · « **Reply #100 on:** Tue, 12 February 2013, 22:47:27 »

Quote from: Flip on Tue, 12 February 2013, 18:24:36

The answer is not to make more people and put them on Mars. The answer, is to stop making more people. Mandatory vasectomies across the globe!!! Or some sort of chemical spray that leaves us all infertile....

sup joe mengele

lazerpointer · « **Reply #101 on:** Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:50:41 »

My proposals are peaceful, and don't involve .... certain religious / ethnic groups. Or surgery with no anesthesia...Eek! How come people react negatively when I start talking about population control? We're only mammals after all.

sth · « **Reply #102 on:** Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:52:40 »

Quote from: Flip on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:50:41

My proposals are peaceful, and don't involve .... certain religious / ethnic groups. Or surgery with no anesthesia...Eek! How come people react negatively when I start talking about population control? We're only mammals after all.

yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal

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funkymeeba · « **Reply #103 on:** Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:53:20 »

Population is one of those things my universal remote was never good at controlling. I want a refund.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #104 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:08:33 »

Quote from: sth on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:52:40

Quote from: Flip on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:50:41
My proposals are peaceful, and don't involve .... certain religious / ethnic groups. Or surgery with no anesthesia...Eek! How come people react negatively when I start talking about population control? We're only mammals after all.
yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal )

Or just a random lottery system for the worlds population set up for a 50% win ratio. The losers get turned into food.

lazerpointer · « **Reply #105 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:31:29 »

Quote from: sth on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:52:40

yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal )

You make it sound so horrible. I'd rather live in a world where we absolutely cherish our new born babies.... See it as a privilege to reproduce.... Instead of "Oh I popped out 8 babies and guess what? I'm an American citizen with no job, so for every baby I have, I get a nice pay check every month. My baby daddy is gonna re-up on crack with that welfare check, and we gettin an Escalade. Where my food stamps at?? I want a bag of chips and some soda." --- All the while you have Ethiopian kids that simply don't have food or clean water to survive.

Every 10 years under my population control plan, we would allow REGISTERED in vitro fertilization. (In vitro, due to what ever miracle we can come up with, to stop sex from resulting in a new life. And don't say condoms - Nobody Likes Condoms.)

Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:08:33

Or just a random lottery system for the worlds population set up for a 50% win ratio. The losers get turned into food.

Interesting. Cannibalism will definitely grow in popularity when we run out of.... well, other sources of food. I hear people taste like pork.

sth · « **Reply #106 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:41:39 »

Quote from: Flip on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:31:29

Quote from: sth on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:52:40
yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal )
You make it sound so horrible. I'd rather live in a world where we absolutely cherish our new born babies.... See it as a privilege to reproduce.... Instead of "Oh I popped out 8 babies and guess what? I'm an American citizen with no job, so for every baby I have, I get a nice pay check every month. My baby daddy is gonna re-up on crack with that welfare check, and we gettin an Escalade. Where my food stamps at?? I want a bag of chips and some soda." --- All the while you have Ethiopian kids that simply don't have food or clean water to survive.

Every 10 years under my population control plan, we would allow REGISTERED in vitro fertilization. (In vitro, due to what ever miracle we can come up with, to stop sex from resulting in a new life. And don't say condoms - Nobody Likes Condoms.)

what credentials do you have to back up the effectiveness of your 'plan'?

dude that welfare-queen BS is hella bunk and rooted in really classist and racist assumptions. i'm not calling you a racist but recognize that stereotype is something that rich white guys (sup reagan) made up to make you hate people without easy access to effective birth control, comprehensive family planning or sex education. the whole point of it is to demonize people on welfare and make you think less of them as human beings with real problems that we can actually do something about, unlike forcing sterilization on a population that you don't find sympathy for. that and it does double duty to hide the fact that the government provides more tax breaks to corporations and wastes billions of dollars on subpar contract work, and the amount of money spent on those activities absolutely dwarfs the amount of money we spend on welfare programs.

check the assumptions you make about a population before deciding that you get to judge who gets to have babies and who doesnt. there are actual, real, effective, temporary and reversible male birth control methods coming out (ryzex!!) that cause far less harm to everybody involved than even traditional hormonal birth control commonly prescribed to women.

though i'd say your premise easily fits the thread title -- ridiculous!

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keyboardlover · « **Reply #107 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:53:50 »

Why are statists so obsessed with controlling other people?

It's creepy.

lazerpointer · « **Reply #108 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:56:16 »

I know people who don't deserve the government help they receive. Credentials? I did mention that it would take a miracle to do exactly what it is I'm proposing.

People that have access to stuff like this "ryzex?" you mentioned? Fine - but what about third world countries? Or people who have a baby every 9 months, because "they love Jesus." Those are the countries / religious groups (do I need to name names?) that will eventually cause competition between fellow human beings to drastically lower the standard of living, world-wide.

Yes it is definitely a far fetched idea. No the world is not yet ready for it. Sure there are birth controls available. But mark my words, one of our future generations WILL see a drop in population. Apparently, it will be very violent because people are too proud and think they are so damn entitled.

sth · « **Reply #109 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 01:01:46 »

Quote from: Flip on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:56:16

I know people who don't deserve the government help they receive. Credentials? I did mention that it would take a miracle to do exactly what it is I'm proposing.

People that have access to stuff like this "ryzex?" you mentioned? Fine - but what about third world countries? Or people who have a baby every 9 months, because "they love Jesus." Those are the countries / religious groups (do I need to name names?) that will eventually cause competition between fellow human beings to drastically lower the standard of living, world-wide.

Yes it is definitely a far fetched idea. No the world is not yet ready for it. Sure there are birth controls available. But mark my words, one of our future generations WILL see a drop in population. Apparently, it will be very violent because people are too proud and think they are so damn entitled.

entitled to have children? damn dude you are playing with some weird fire here.

are you a scientist or professional in the field of population study and reproductive statistics or are you just speculating based on classist/racist myths perpetuated by conservative lawmakers?

i'm not saying population growth is not an issue that should be seriously studied and considered (though there are some who say that overpopulation is vastly overblown as a pressing issue), but shooting people with no-baby darts will never be the answer.

lazerpointer · « **Reply #110 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 01:09:04 »

Hey first of all, peace. Peace and happiness.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=population+capacity+of+earth&oq=population+capacity+of+earth&gs_l=hp.3..0j0i5i30j0i8i30.1686.4906.1.5032.16.10.1.4.4.0.150.891.8j2.10.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.2.hp.bIVm4W4HGZ8&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42261806,d.cGE&fp=46b32df0a3da7317&biw=1920&bih=979

^ The above is a google search for "population capacity of earth" --- it's simple logic. You don't need to be a professor to see my point. You keep mentioning that I think I get to decide who does and doesn't have babies --- Everybody gets to have a baby. Once every 10 to 20 years.

lazerpointer · « **Reply #111 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 01:49:13 »

You're all just cattle for the slaughter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO guys I am indeed a mad scientist, but also I'm not a nazi scientist, or Ronald Reagan. I'm just a 22 y/o kid with a vision - may sound ****ed up to you, but I aint talkin about killin. I really do apologize if I struck a wrong chord with you sth, or anybody else.

sth · « **Reply #112 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 02:03:01 »

Quote from: Flip on Wed, 13 February 2013, 01:49:13

You're all just cattle for the slaughter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO guys I am indeed a mad scientist, but also I'm not a nazi scientist, or Ronald Reagan. I'm just a 22 y/o kid with a vision - may sound ****ed up to you, but I aint talkin about killin. I really do apologize if I struck a wrong chord with you sth, or anybody else.

nah man i just wanna hear you defend your claim

lazerpointer · « **Reply #113 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 02:23:54 »

Good to know - I really do enjoy a good debate

keyboardlover · « **Reply #114 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 06:46:24 »

Quote from: sth on Wed, 13 February 2013, 02:03:01

nah man i just wanna hear you defend your claim

Why? You never defend yours.

iri · « **Reply #115 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 09:09:58 »

you have a separate thread for debates. wouldn't you mind to move your current conversation there?

absyrd · « **Reply #116 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 10:19:52 »

Back on topic...

I want a massive amount of land in a rural area with 4+ modern and extremely eco-friendly living structures. It would be a giant compound for family and friends to live on or vacation to.

Hyde · « **Reply #117 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 10:57:51 »

The unaffordable:

A card that allows me for unlimited free stay in any hotel room in the planet. (If it even exist)
A 2 storey condo unit.
Ai Shinozaki (Go google her)
1:1 Ratio life size Zeta Gundam (They currently have Original Gundam in Japan)

Now the potentially affordable but don't want to spend the cash for it:

Subaru Impreza STi
Topre + Topre Aluminum Case
MKC Filco Aluminum Case (No longer available)

keyboardlover · « **Reply #118 on:** Wed, 13 February 2013, 10:58:42 »

Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 13 February 2013, 10:19:52

Back on topic...

I want a massive amount of land in a rural area with 4+ modern and extremely eco-friendly living structures. It would be a giant compound for family and friends to live on or vacation to.

Hey roomie!

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #119 on:** Fri, 15 February 2013, 20:50:12 »

Aston Martin Zagato

noisyturtle · « **Reply #120 on:** Fri, 15 February 2013, 21:34:17 »

How about the Aston Martin One-77

BoxWithADot · « **Reply #121 on:** Sat, 16 February 2013, 01:26:17 »

One-77 is such a beautiful car.. *drool*

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #122 on:** Sat, 16 February 2013, 22:32:09 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 15 February 2013, 21:34:17

How about the Aston Martin One-77

Good angle shot - It's a Masterpiece!
but I found it a bit too Covertty from the side.

Leslieann · « **Reply #123 on:** Sun, 17 February 2013, 01:56:40 »

That looks good until I noticed the front outer vents connecting to the headlights.
It makes the fender look like it's hanging off in mid air.

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #124 on:** Sun, 17 February 2013, 08:54:36 »

Quote from: Leslieann on Sun, 17 February 2013, 01:56:40

That looks good until I noticed the front outer vents connecting to the headlights.
It makes the fender look like it's hanging off in mid air.

Agreed - I've seen this problem before

kboardvintage · « **Reply #125 on:** Tue, 19 February 2013, 02:40:05 »

Quote from: Shadovved on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:50:34

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:47:04
How old are you guys..?? most of these things are all very affordable assuming you have a basic Job in the United States.

.....Assuming no serious Obama fallout....

I live in Singapore, the small area of hell where you have to fork out 90k to buy a certificate which entitles you to even own a car......before you even buy a car........

Essentially a piece of paper which is worth 90k........(and its per car you own btw)

Woot?! Could you explain me that better? I am planning to move to Singapore and I cannot live without car!

tauburn · « **Reply #126 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 21:31:50 »

I want a professional grade espresso machine.

^SOMEDAY

metalliqaz · « **Reply #127 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 22:52:14 »

Yeah but then you have to make it yourself! Few bucks will get you a professionally made espresso drink without doing any work!

compgeke · « **Reply #128 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 23:07:50 »

I wish I could afford my sanity back, but we all you you can't buy that

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lazerpointer · « **Reply #129 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 00:06:05 »

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

tauburn · « **Reply #130 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 12:16:00 »

Quote from: metalliqaz on Wed, 20 February 2013, 22:52:14

Yeah but then you have to make it yourself! Few bucks will get you a professionally made espresso drink without doing any work!

A few bucks is a preposterous price to pay for something which has a true value of maybe 15 cents. Pretty much any food is better made by yourself as long as you know how anyway. I don't have any coffee shops near me anyway. Not to mention.... leaving the house.... mrehhhh

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Author Topic: Ridiculous thing you want, but will never be able to afford (Read 24021 times)