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Offline absyrd

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Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 10:13:37 »
Don't feel like playing the game? Don't like the rules?

Post your unofficial official entries here!
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

Offline PunksDead

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 10:15:52 »
37
don't come to my funeral, there wont be one

Offline absyrd

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 10:26:11 »
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 10:37:50 »
37

Let me murder that out for you.

37

Looks like you murdered his post. It said 37.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 11:01:46 »
Wtf is this lame 37 ****?
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 11:02:21 »

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 11:09:03 »
A

Offline demik

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 11:12:03 »
I love 37

37
Very helpful. But I did just check your signature. Just another stupid ctrl/bunny ****.
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 19 March 2016, 11:21:12 »
I love 37

37
Very helpful. But I did just check your signature. Just another stupid ctrl/bunny ****.

Stupid, fun, all the same to me.  :D

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 12:08:54 »
I just spent half an hour doing this pic and than noticed the contest is over since 12h.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 12:13:14 »
Gladly post my entry elsewhere for the 37th time.

60% keyboards, 100% of the time.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 12:46:34 »
38

**** the system

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 16:10:07 »
I just spent half an hour doing this pic and than noticed the contest is over since 12h.

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 :'(

Covering all your bases, I see.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 16:42:58 »
So basically this was my murder scene, cause cherry doesn't like topre anymore.


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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 16:52:30 »
So basically this was my murder scene, cause cherry doesn't like topre anymore.

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comparing cherries to oranges, huh? :))

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #15 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 21:30:44 »
So basically this was my murder scene, cause cherry doesn't like topre anymore.

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...but...they are...cherry tomatoes.................................................................................wtf

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 20 March 2016, 22:43:58 »
So basically this was my murder scene, cause cherry doesn't like topre anymore.

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...but...they are...cherry tomatoes.................................................................................wtf

I see apples though...

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #17 on: Sat, 26 March 2016, 05:28:24 »
Don't we just post our entries in the therapy thread?
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Offline absyrd

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #18 on: Sat, 26 March 2016, 05:33:52 »
Don't we just post our entries in the therapy thread?

 :blank:
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Post Your Clackvent Entries!
« Reply #19 on: Sat, 26 March 2016, 05:35:35 »
Don't we just post our entries in the therapy thread?

 :blank:

I mean if we miss out on the actual Clackvent?

Not instead of posting them in the Clackvent thread.  I'm not that silly :p
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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