Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
(All these awesome posts and they don't even count anymore cause some jerks thought it'd be a good idea to spam the new members section so they could maybe possibly sell something some day. Also, typing on reds is strangely satisfying, even without the click. Hopefully the new black board I just bought will be this, but more better)