The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.

[tp4tissue]

Just met up with an old buddy today.

I am surprised that some guys do this at (my age). Tp4 = OLD


But this fellar is following around the girl he likes. This girl is currently attached to someone else,  So the fella is effectively Queuing..


THIS is a valid strategy, but many of these guys have not extrapolated that the odds of success scales linearly with the NUMBER of female-queues they wait in.


So, over all, if you're up to this..  You need to chase many skirts of this type SIMULTANEOUSLY..


In geek language, think Hyperthreading....

On the downtime between one instruction set, you can handle yet OTHER tasks.

[FLFisherman]

Nobody take advice from this guy.

Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

[tp4tissue]

Nobody take advice from this guy.

Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

[FLFisherman]

Nobody take advice from this guy.

Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

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Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

[beehatch]

too much free time today I see

[tp4tissue]

too much free time today I see

Oh ho...  the expert has arrived..

Tp4 am abashed at his own audacity to transpose on your domain.

Please feel free to dismantle my casual theories

[Dernubenfrieken]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

[beehatch]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

that's basically what it is

[tp4tissue]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

Friend zone is not something of permanence..

Sooner or later, it's possible to get through..

So, if you're in Multiple friend zones.. again we see linear scaling..

[noisyturtle]

This is both wrong and sad. Waiting for a girl who's dating someone else thinking you're in some kind of line and your next, this is not the way the world works. What happened to your brain that that dude thinks this is how society works and it is a valid way to date? That's really messed up, and very sad.

[gain]

This is both wrong and sad. Waiting for a girl who's dating someone else thinking you're in some kind of line and your next, this is not the way the world works. What happened to your brain that that dude thinks this is how society works and it is a valid way to date? That's really messed up, and very sad.

I had a friend who put himself in that position for an awfully long time, was a little sad seeing the toll it took on him (his own fault of course).

Fortunately he moved on and is now doing extremely well for himself, so as pathetic as it can seem, sometimes it gives the guy the ass kicking they've needed for a while. 

Tp4 = OLD

I don't even know what's considered old anymore

[kekman]

we'll need a certificate of authenticity for this tp4, i don't want this to turn out like the last dating advice i followed

[jonathanyu]

sometimes i feel that i need an interpreter while reading tp4 posts

[demik]

sometimes i feel that i need an interpreter while reading tp4 posts

what he's trying to say is.. it's a number's game.

[whmeltonjr]

I now understand why tp is single.

[tp4tissue]

I now understand why tp is single.

[clacktalk]

 someone watched the game theory explanation in a beautiful mind

[rowdy]

If you try this, make sure none of the girls see you following other girls around, otherwise it's game over.

[Belfong]

I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

[xtrafrood]

I seriously don't mesh well with any of the women I know. But I'm not worried about finding someone, I'm more worried about my contribution to the great volcano of life. Like, what kind of food does one bring when they're about to throw themselves in a volcano? Olives? What the hell kind of food do the gods like? Mutton? What do I know?

[henz]

to get chicks, you gotta be Zen! Alouf!

[chyros]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me .

[fanpeople]

Saw title.
Knew tp thread before seeing postmaster.
Prepared anus.
Was not dissapointed.

10/10 would ride tp thread again 

[rowdy]

I seriously don't mesh well with any of the women I know. But I'm not worried about finding someone, I'm more worried about my contribution to the great volcano of life. Like, what kind of food does one bring when they're about to throw themselves in a volcano? Olives? What the hell kind of food do the gods like? Mutton? What do I know?

Just be yourself, and the right person will find you.

[demik]

I just default to the TP OG strat. Show off my superior keyboard (hhkb) and offer them watermelon. So far I'm 0/10. But one day!

[fohat.digs]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

[mrbishop]

Just met up with an old buddy today.

I am surprised that some guys do this at (my age). Tp4 = OLD


But this fellar is following around the girl he likes. This girl is currently attached to someone else,  So the fella is effectively Queuing..


THIS is a valid strategy, but many of these guys have not extrapolated that the odds of success scales linearly with the NUMBER of female-queues they wait in.


So, over all, if you're up to this..  You need to chase many skirts of this type SIMULTANEOUSLY..


In geek language, think Hyperthreading....

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On the downtime between one instruction set, you can handle yet OTHER tasks.

[chyros]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

[mrbishop]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

[demik]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

[mrbishop]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

no i have attractive ones, but i always seem to find other options rather than hooking up with family.

[demik]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

no i have attractive ones, but i always seem to find other options rather than hooking up with family.

Oh for sure. But we are talking living a tp life here >.>

[tp4tissue]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

[HannahPeach]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

that's basically what it is

since when do you enjoy Helen Kane's music?

[demik]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

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Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.

[tp4tissue]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

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Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.

That's what got you in trouble with the Señoritas isn't it.. ?

hahahahhahahaa

[tp4tissue]

I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

The calculation isn't infinite,  there are numerous end-clauses..


if you get drafted

if you are forced to escape to africa

if the nsa gets ahold of your PC

if you die


etc etc etc...

[demik]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

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Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.

That's what got you in trouble with the Señoritas isn't it.. ?

hahahahhahahaa

I told you I can't speak about it!

[vivalarevolución]

Yea boys, it's a numbers game, plain and simple.  Don't limit your options.

[Belfong]

I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

The calculation isn't infinite,  there are numerous end-clauses..


if you get drafted

if you are forced to escape to africa

if the nsa gets ahold of your PC

if you die


etc etc etc...

You still don't get the girl, thus infinite futility.

[mrbishop]

i was told once if you go to a bar and ask every woman you see to sleep with you... you'll never go home alone. so yeah numbers game. but so is Russian roulette.   ) )

[katushkin]

"Chasing skirt" is one of the oldest euphamisms I've ever head for dating.

I think this may be a valid strategy in China where there are more men to women, but I dunno about anywhere else... Also it's a bit creepy.

[Air tree]

Tp4 threads never fail to entertain me.

But my method of staying indoors and hoping some attractive female knocks on my door hasn't worked thus far...Maybe tp is onto something.

[Jedi]

TP4 needs a Vegas trip. Just hang out at the hotel clubs out here after midnight.  Plenty of girls.  Much easier to wait outside the entrance, you'll avoid grinding with Felicia or Chantel inside where the lights are off.

[demik]

TP4 needs a Vegas trip. Just hang out at the hotel clubs out here after midnight.  Plenty of girls.  Much easier to wait outside the entrance, you'll avoid grinding with Felicia or Chantel inside where the lights are off.

bad idea. tp + outside = bad

tp + vegas = RIP TP

[Jedi]

Dude, we'd just drop him off. Come back around 2, if he's still coherent, move him to the next club at the hotel across the street.  A couple of times doing that and TP will be MIA for at least a few days.  He'll be alright though he won't pass a piss test for about a month.

[demik]

Dude, we'd just drop him off. Come back around 2, if he's still coherent, move him to the next club at the hotel across the street.  A couple of times doing that and TP will be MIA for at least a few days.  He'll be alright though he won't pass a piss test for about a month.

because he'd have no kidneys?!?!

[Jedi]

He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

[demik]

He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

can i go next? this is starting to sound interesting

[tp4tissue]

He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

Oh boy.. I better finally get started naming my organs so I could later move onto forgetting them after a weekend shooting up heroin in Vegas...