I laughed so f hard reading the title. Now even zealencios ping. oh boy I'm having too much fun.
I wonder if summer 2017 is going to be the 'summer of ping 2.0 the vendetta'. That sounds like a blast.
BTW OP, I recommend dampening material under the case and between the case and the metal plate. If your metal plate want to collaborate it will quieten down. Good luck o7