Recruiting for scrub CS:GO team

[Tym]

I just got in from work and i might stay up to join you guys tonight as long as Photeck is (I need atleast 1 Yurpoean with me), also I just got 365 ping to the UK so I may have connection issues

But hopefully I'll hit that sweat ping spot where I'm un-hittable and I can kill everything

[Puddsy]

all the CS servers are ****ting themselves it seems

[demik]

I just need to:

1. Learn the maps
2. Learn it isn't TF2 and don't go charging in headfirst with a shotgun at everyone

Rambo mode for life

[nubbinator]

I just need to:

1. Learn the maps
2. Learn it isn't TF2 and don't go charging in headfirst with a shotgun at everyone

Rambo mode for life

For reals.  **** strategery.

[absyrd]

Okay... so what you are saying is that I can feel like part of the team but ONLY if I play with demik and nubs? Done deal.

[nubbinator]

Okay... so what you are saying is that I can feel like part of the team but ONLY if I play with demik and nubs? Done deal.

Rambo plays with himself.




Wait, that came out wrong.

[VesperSAINT]

I just need to:

1. Learn the maps
2. Learn it isn't TF2 and don't go charging in headfirst with a shotgun at everyone

Rambo mode for life

Looks like you're made to play Office 24/7, just like me

Mag7 4 lyfe.

[exitfire401]

Probably wont be on tonight. Wanted to be this afternoon, but errands took longer than expected and now it's Dr. Who time.

[paicrai]

I just need to:

1. Learn the maps
2. Learn it isn't TF2 and don't go charging in headfirst with a shotgun at everyone

Rambo mode for life

Looks like you're made to play Office 24/7, just like me

Mag7 4 lyfe.

i was so good at office in cs:s it was a ****ing joke, i could get headshot aces with the scout several rounds in a row, suffice to say i wasnt allowed back into a few servers, then i ended up on a seemingly nearby norwegian server and got yelled "noob" at by the awp kids

[demik]

Okay... so what you are saying is that I can feel like part of the team but ONLY if I play with demik and nubs? Done deal.

Rambo plays with himself.




Wait, that came out wrong.

well if it came out, then it was right

nahmsaying

also i need to spend a couple grand in compressed air to clean my fire hazard that i call a computer until i build the new one

[clacktalk]

Okay... so what you are saying is that I can feel like part of the team but ONLY if I play with demik and nubs? Done deal.

Rambo plays with himself.




Wait, that came out wrong.

well if it came out, then it was right

nahmsaying

also i need to spend a couple grand in compressed air to clean my fire hazard that i call a computer until i build the new one

sounds like a job for a datavac . come nd play with us and masturbating rambo no sexual innuendo intended

[demik]

yeah a datavac would be nice, but i want to play today and i dont think those are sold in stores

[tjcaustin]

About to hop on and play

[Puddsy]

we're playing right now.

get in

[tp4tissue]

ill record are sessions from now on. i could stream it too.

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I've still not bought CS:GO for $5.00

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send me your steam info, I'm gifting you this goddamn game tp!

Preciate the offer Apok Maow...   This is one thing that a man must face and complete alone.. $5..

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easy! give me $5, i'll give you csgo.

OH SNAP. Tables have turned.

Man-Code strictly prohibits such acts of Altruism..   disrupt the social order, we mustn't ..

[demik]

man code dictates you don't turn down a gift from a bro, especially if it involves killing terrorists.

[tp4tissue]

man code dictates you don't turn down a gift from a bro, especially if it involves killing terrorists.

Yes, but the Solo-Operations code supercedes that one.

[clacktalk]

I'm going to play on hotel internet. Gotta blow off steam after I lost 3/10s of my potential novatouch money at the casino : ' [ r u all ready 4 my hotel wifi lag bursts

man code dictates you don't turn down a gift from a bro, especially if it involves killing terrorists.

Yes, but the Solo-Operations code supercedes that one.

bruh do u even have a code 4 everything or what

[Lurch]

Okay... so what you are saying is that I can feel like part of the team but ONLY if I play with demik and nubs? Done deal.

Rambo plays with himself.




Wait, that came out wrong.

 ) ) ) )

[billnye]

A few of us are gonna start playing again if anyone wants to join in!

[nubbinator]

I may have to instead of Diablo III.  I am the scrubbiest of scrubs.  I think some people been playing too long to be scrubs.

[clacktalk]

I may have to instead of Diablo III.  I am the scrubbiest of scrubs.  I think some people been playing too long to be scrubs.

scrubtip: team up with vesper and wait until your team wins

[tigersharkdude]

I may have to instead of Diablo III.  I am the scrubbiest of scrubs.  I think some people been playing too long to be scrubs.

Ill take D3 off your hands, Noobinator

[nubbinator]

I may have to instead of Diablo III.  I am the scrubbiest of scrubs.  I think some people been playing too long to be scrubs.

Ill take D3 off your hands, Noobinator

I decided to play D3.  I named my hero Charlie.

[tigersharkdude]

I may have to instead of Diablo III.  I am the scrubbiest of scrubs.  I think some people been playing too long to be scrubs.

Ill take D3 off your hands, Noobinator

I decided to play D3.  I named my hero Charlie.

No Reginald no care

[esoomenona]

Okay, I just bought and installed this game. Anyone playing tonight?

[Altis]

Feel free to add me. "Altis" on Steam as well.

Right now Gold Nova 2-4 (depending on teams, it goes up and down). I don't claim to be great, but I think I'm decent, especially in a team that works together.

[BamBooBam]

..... time to bring back the lost skill 

[demik]

man was my pc dirty.

[BamBooBam]

dirty pc 

[demik]

im terribad

[ApocalypseMaow]

I may have to instead of Diablo III.  I am the scrubbiest of scrubs.  I think some people been playing too long to be scrubs.

Ill take D3 off your hands, Noobinator

Well TP refuses to play CS with us. So you're next inline!

What's your steam... or are you in the steam group already?

[absyrd]

im terribad

Still same for me after some additional play time.

I need to not have hwood and maow insta-killing me. Bastards.

[tp4tissue]

dirty pc 

There isn't a PC in existence untainted by netebauchery

[hwood34]

im terribad

Still same for me after some additional play time.

I need to not have hwood and maow insta-killing me. Bastards.

[ApocalypseMaow]

im terribad

Still same for me after some additional play time.

I need to not have hwood and maow insta-killing me. Bastards.

My bad... 

Gonna start using the deagle only! Gotta practice my eco skills!

[hwood34]

im terribad

Still same for me after some additional play time.

I need to not have hwood and maow insta-killing me. Bastards.

My bad... 

Gonna start using the deagle only! Gotta practice my eco skills!

CZ too OP

[nubbinator]

im terribad

Still same for me after some additional play time.

I need to not have hwood and maow insta-killing me. Bastards.

My bad... 

Gonna start using the deagle only! Gotta practice my eco skills!

Go be a dual Beretta pro.  I'll keep using my FiveseveN. 

And why did TJ have to use a shotty in our pistols only round?  I think we need to have more rounds that are pistols only, grenades only, certain weapon only to make it more fun.

[Lurch]

We should have someone set up an "arena" server. That could be tons of fun.

[billnye]

We should all do some case openings together and see if we get anything good )

[demik]

im terribad

Still same for me after some additional play time.

I need to not have hwood and maow insta-killing me. Bastards.

My bad... 

Gonna start using the deagle only! Gotta practice my eco skills!

Go be a dual Beretta pro.  I'll keep using my FiveseveN. 

And why did TJ have to use a shotty in our pistols only round?  I think we need to have more rounds that are pistols only, grenades only, certain weapon only to make it more fun.

Tj is a thug and does hoodrat things.

[exitfire401]

We should all do some case openings together and see if we get anything good )

Lemme sell a dig Katowice sticker, and I'll be down for that haha

[Lingj]

mstarr has a server that we can use. It's an aim server but I'm sure it can be configured for inhouse 10mans. I'll ask about it.

[ebacho]

We should all do some case openings together and see if we get anything good )

I got a knife from a case already, my case luck is all used I'm pretty sure.

[clacktalk]

We should all do some case openings together and see if we get anything good )

Lemme sell a dig Katowice sticker, and I'll be down for that haha

We should take turns so we could have everyone channel her/his luck to the unboxer in her/his time of need.

[HoffmanMyster]

I decided to finally man up and join this group.  I'm awful terrible so bad at this game, but that seems to be what this is for.

[billnye]

I decided to finally man up and join this group.  I'm awful terrible so bad at this game, but that seems to be what this is for.

Don't worry you'll be like lingj in no time!

[HoffmanMyster]

I decided to finally man up and join this group.  I'm awful terrible so bad at this game, but that seems to be what this is for.

Don't worry you'll be like lingj in no time!

I'll never be as good as Lingj at anything ever.    He bests me at Kendama, and now this!

[VesperSAINT]

I decided to finally man up and join this group.  I'm awful terrible so bad at this game, but that seems to be what this is for.

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MFW I turned my computer on, and logged into Steam just to see if I got a friend request from Hoffman, and there was an invite, and turned out to be Hoffman:

[CPTBadAss]

I too feel inadequate compared to lingj. What isn't he good at .

Hoff, lets be terrible together