Author Topic: Clack Happens (Read 20358257 times)

Signature · « **Reply #600 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:30 »

Misfortune that Reeks

The smell of Noisyturtle
Makes my wife infertile
Reminds me of Cheese nips like kirkle
Causes my SpuMoNi taste Purple
Can dissolve the hidden clack circle
Makes my milk Curdle
I need to move to the Arctic Circle

o3okevin · « **Reply #601 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:30 »

noisyturtle smells like a winner

shinz0 · « **Reply #602 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:31 »

noisyturtle smells like cat piss. it's his signature scent and affects people on an unconcious level.

LightningXI · « **Reply #603 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:31 »

His misfortune

romevi · « **Reply #604 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:31 »

Mario's ghost's dead fart reincarnated as chocolate-eating, pink, sweaty skin.

widdlekitty · « **Reply #605 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:31 »

noisyturtle smells like he tried to shoplift fish.

txclack · « **Reply #606 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:32 »

like BEEF

KlarKuo · « **Reply #607 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:34 »

He smells like God’s personal interpretation of store-brand Milk Duds

Robotical · « **Reply #608 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:34 »

Smells like teen spirit.

smurkcity12 · « **Reply #609 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:35 »

Like blood, sweat, tears, resin, and some old cheetos all got mixed together in a kimchi jar and fermented....someone later opened it and sprinkled some potpourri and glitter on top and then lit a candle. That's noisyturtle's aroma to the t

ziptyze · « **Reply #610 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:35 »

Trump's Hobo Butter

Joey Quinn · « **Reply #611 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:36 »

spectral spumoni

nickheller · « **Reply #612 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:38 »

deez nuts

Blurple33 · « **Reply #613 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:38 »

like a slubberdegullion

orionstein · « **Reply #614 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:40 »

A mighty stench!

Halverson · « **Reply #615 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:40 »

Sadness

iamtooclackforthis · « **Reply #616 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:40 »

Noisyturtle smells like frustration and disappointment with his previous employers and cat based on your responses in the what's bothering you thread

BAS1C · « **Reply #617 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:41 »

Used Grainy Mustard condoms

audax989 · « **Reply #618 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:41 »

Peanut butter and jellyfish

hayt · « **Reply #619 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:42 »

Desperation

;$

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #620 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:43 »

All turtles smell like pizza dude!! No anchovies! Cowabunga!

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trizkut · « **Reply #621 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:45 »

misfortune

ghostjuggernaut · « **Reply #622 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:45 »

a stale cum sock

ns90 · « **Reply #623 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:46 »

Gigglesnort Farts

Mousy · « **Reply #624 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:48 »

After a sex tape like this I would guess he smells pretty damn saucy

johngodsmith · « **Reply #625 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:48 »

Deez nuts

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1swt2gs · « **Reply #626 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:48 »

high school gym locker after 3rd period physical education

lildragonbuns · « **Reply #627 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:52 »

Uncircumcised **** cheese

Chimera · « **Reply #628 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:52 »

Pickled Garlic Mushrooms

pr0ximity · « **Reply #629 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:53 »

gnome toes (they aren't going to suck themselves)

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N0GLUT0N · « **Reply #630 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:53 »

It smells like a thousand baby ducks rubbing against my balls.

Miotch92 · « **Reply #631 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:56 »

only noisyturtle knows.

DJSwayde · « **Reply #632 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:57 »

Poomoni.

BestShuckleNA · « **Reply #633 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:49:58 »

What does a turtle smell like besides the musty sea

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tephwn · « **Reply #634 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:02 »

Noisyturtle smells like a sweet ripe flatulence breezing through a foamy beach at dawn

zearoh · « **Reply #635 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:04 »

a litter box

quanghuy1200 · « **Reply #636 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:08 »

Squeakkkk

hayt · « **Reply #637 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:10 »

Despera

Halverson · « **Reply #638 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:11 »

Sadness

meiosis · « **Reply #639 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:11 »

Poverty

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YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #640 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:14 »

All turtles smell like pizza dude!! No anchovies! Cowabunga!

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zearoh · « **Reply #641 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:18 »

a litter box

johngodsmith · « **Reply #642 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:18 »

Deez nuts

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Mousy · « **Reply #643 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:20 »

After a sex tape like this I would guess he smells pretty damn saucy

FLFisherman · « **Reply #644 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:21 »

Failure.

dugihk · « **Reply #645 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:21 »

sex!!!!

RocketGruntJake · « **Reply #646 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:25 »

BestShuckleNA · « **Reply #647 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:26 »

What does a turtle smell like besides the musty sea

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1swt2gs · « **Reply #648 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:27 »

high school gym locker after 3rd period physical education

keebweeb · « **Reply #649 on:** Wed, 12 December 2018, 16:50:27 »

Musky

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