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Title: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: JP on Fri, 19 May 2017, 19:40:10

If this keyboard types offensive words then all of my keyboards are haunted.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Haunted-Keyboard-/262916956831?hash=item3d3712629f:g:GH8AAOSwXYtY3a~F

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 19 May 2017, 19:48:53

Ohhhh! ****BALLS

I'm going to sell mine for millions, it just spookily said an offensive word. SpoooooOoOOoOoooky

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: Techno Trousers on Fri, 19 May 2017, 19:51:15

"supposedly types offensive words..." Left themselves that wiggle room to deny the inevitable refund demand. Nice! Seller must be counting that $10,000.69 already.

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: DaBubbs on Fri, 19 May 2017, 20:37:33

I completely understand. Mine supposedly types uplifting words on a computer screen.

You can do it!

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: OldIsNew on Fri, 19 May 2017, 22:17:18

Hmmmm.... wonder if someone's wife might have found someone's chat logs. Could be one of the most original excuses ever!

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: ander on Sat, 20 May 2017, 04:24:02

Quote from: OldIsNew on Fri, 19 May 2017, 22:17:18

Hmmmm.... wonder if someone's wife might have found someone's chat logs. Could be one of the most original excuses ever!

Indeed—it's quite like that woman who claimed God made her pregnant. Of course, no one expected the complications that would stir up.

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 20 May 2017, 13:48:11

There are also prank programs and USB devices that will type random things ...

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: ander on Sun, 21 May 2017, 01:45:24

Not to mention generations of nobility who'll use ludicrous, flat-earth-style superstition to keep the peasants humbled, devout, and so on, so they won't rise up and demand better lives. But I digress.

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: Touch_It on Mon, 22 May 2017, 09:14:03

Just what I needed.  Made me laugh. :)  but seriously.....

Title: Re: Haunted Keyboard?
Post by: Targa-TV on Mon, 22 May 2017, 09:34:31

I snorted so loud. lol