"The Unknown" Artisan Series 1 - Jason VoorKey Feb 3rd 2017

[RELLIK]

A katana that never dulls and cant be broken 
Realistically speaking, a 34" aluminum alloy Louisville Slugger softball bat. Unfortunately is back home, but kinda looks like this

[funderburker]

A longbow. It's stealthy, precise and you can make your own ammo. And I have experience with it so that a huge advantage.

[MandrewDavis]

Model F XT, it needs a new paint-job anyway.

[ygor]

YOU'RE ALL CRAZY! THE WORLD IS ENDING!! NONE OF THESE WEAPONS WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!!!! YOU'RE ALL INSANEEEEEEEE, INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[asianboy30354]

i think a nice shotgun with tons of ammo would do the trick

[suicidal_orange]

My first thought with the title 'Death From Above' was a piano, for comic value.  No one would see that coming!

I think the most useful weapon would be a long spear or halberd - as well as holding an enemy at range during the fight it's useful after, as a big lever for moving stuff, a small bridge or to test water depth and it has a cutting edge which is always handy.  No point surviving the fight only to die tomorrow

[fohat.digs]

A large, high-quality knife is hard to top.
 
But, if the world is really ending, what difference does iy make?

[potatobot]

An aluminum keyboard coz its made for combat.

[braidn]

I Choo choose the Schwartz

[hayt]

A donkey cuz they are mean as fuk

[rotciveel]

Spitballs

[Pdub]

I will be picking winners after this meeting I am in.

Or you know a few days later.

[footiemonkey]

crack cocaine

[tinymakesthings]

I arm myself with a sick beat and mad flow.

[Dr_Alphabet]

a knife duct taped to another knife. knife-knife. double the blades, double the usefulness.

_{don't know if this entry will even be considered}

[quanghuy1200]

I will pick a lightsaver v2 in alu to smash

[sprigun]

I'll be in a marauder mech, flying and raining death from above by landing on all that walks...  )

[ryan92084]

If its death from above it has to be some sort of partisan/pole axe.  DRAGOON!

[a clacktical mistake]

The weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

[Pdub]

OH Man, this was hard.

The winners are Nubbinator and Ryan92084!

PM me your addresses.

The correct answer was "Bring Jack the Ripper back from the dead and set him loose, but in a weird twist die by his hands too."

Winners... Keep Reading.

If its death from above it has to be some sort of partisan/pole axe.  DRAGOON!

FFFFY

@Ryan92084 if you can guess what "FFFFY" stands for you will get a matching FN key.

Nuke with a killswitch.  Anyone kills me and they and anyone surrounding them dies with me.

More realistically, a nice compound bow.  It's quiet, you can fletch your own arrows if you ever run out, and they're far less fatiguing than other options.

The closest to the correct answer.

@Nubb, Pick one a Red Pill or a Blue Pill.

[Zanduby]

^^^ me in the apocalypse.

[lifestronaut]

hahaha awesome.

Congratulations to the winners.

I love how obscure the answer was.

Bring on the next trial!

[nubbinator]

@Nubb, Pick one a Red Pill or a Blue Pill.

I think I'll have to go with blue pill.

[ryan92084]

OH Man, this was hard.

The winners are Nubbinator and Ryan92084!

PM me your addresses.

The correct answer was "Bring Jack the Ripper back from the dead and set him loose, but in a weird twist die by his hands too."

Winners... Keep Reading.

If its death from above it has to be some sort of partisan/pole axe.  DRAGOON!

FFFFY

@Ryan92084 if you can guess what "FFFFY" stands for you will get a matching FN key.

Nuke with a killswitch.  Anyone kills me and they and anyone surrounding them dies with me.

More realistically, a nice compound bow.  It's quiet, you can fletch your own arrows if you ever run out, and they're far less fatiguing than other options.

The closest to the correct answer.

@Nubb, Pick one a Red Pill or a Blue Pill.

Sweet, didn't expect that at all!  Hrm, feel I've seen it before but maybe not.  I guess "F-F-F-Found You"

[Pdub]

@Nubb, Pick one a Red Pill or a Blue Pill.

I think I'll have to go with blue pill.

"You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."  So Sorry, you picked Wrong. However, you will still get a really cool keycap!

-P

[Pdub]

OH Man, this was hard.

The winners are Nubbinator and Ryan92084!

PM me your addresses.

The correct answer was "Bring Jack the Ripper back from the dead and set him loose, but in a weird twist die by his hands too."

Winners... Keep Reading.

If its death from above it has to be some sort of partisan/pole axe.  DRAGOON!

FFFFY

@Ryan92084 if you can guess what "FFFFY" stands for you will get a matching FN key.

Nuke with a killswitch.  Anyone kills me and they and anyone surrounding them dies with me.

More realistically, a nice compound bow.  It's quiet, you can fletch your own arrows if you ever run out, and they're far less fatiguing than other options.

The closest to the correct answer.

@Nubb, Pick one a Red Pill or a Blue Pill.

Sweet, didn't expect that at all!  Hrm, feel I've seen it before but maybe not.  I guess "F-F-F-Found You"

It actually stood for "FFFFFFFFU"

[Pdub]

A sneak peak of what I am sending out next week.

"Big Foot"

"Space Walker Big Foot" in Topre - He is purple when he gets close to the sun or a campfire he turns blue, if you spot him in the wild at night he is easy to find. (Heat activates his color-change ability and glows in the dark.)



"Milk Chocolate Big Foot" in Topre - He is sweet on the outside and bright on the inside. Its hard to find someone this pretty and smart! (A small surprise on the underside.)



"Chernobyl Big Foot" in Topre - No one knows how he has survived there for so long, or what his natural hair and skin color is, but now it is bright blue and green. His skin and hair burnt white from the explosion. And man is he bright at night. Talk about a walking flashlight. (He glows in the dark.)



I have some cleaning up to do, but they will be on their way soon! #Promise

Plus you can't complain about a free cap taking so long.

Cheers
-P

[romevi]

Stared at the pics for a while before reading your text. Was trying to figure out what it was and only thing I came up with was "Bigfoot." Closed the pics and read--I was right!

[FLFisherman]

Still honoring the 10 pounds of caps?

[Pdub]

Still honoring the 10 pounds of caps?

PM me about it.

[Pdub]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

The sale will begin February 3rd and run for 10 days. There will be 10 caps available with 1 being glow in the dark.

Rules -
1. No PMs
2. No Cheating
3. I decide what "Cheating" is
4. Follow the rules to the T.
5. I reserve the rights to be unfair because that is fun for me  .
7. Pay Invoices withing 48 hours.
8. You didn't notice there is no #6
9. One cap will be available each day for a limited time.

Update on Giveaway # 1 - There are getting ready to be shipped.

[romevi]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

You were born.

[dgneo]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

The sale will begin February 3rd and run for 10 days. There will be 10 caps available with 1 being glow in the dark.

Rules -
1. No PMs
2. No Cheating
3. I decide what "Cheating" is
4. Follow the rules to the T.
5. I reserve the rights to be unfair because that is fun for me  .
7. Pay Invoices withing 48 hours.
8. You didn't notice there is no #6
9. This sale will only be available to geekhack members but will be posted to /r/mm
10. One cap will be available each day for a limited time.

Update on Giveaway # 1 - There are getting ready to be shipped.

friday the 13th released

[NAV]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

http://www.onthisday.com/date/1980/may/9

[Pdub]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

The sale will begin February 3rd and run for 10 days. There will be 10 caps available with 1 being glow in the dark.

Rules -
1. No PMs
2. No Cheating
3. I decide what "Cheating" is
4. Follow the rules to the T.
5. I reserve the rights to be unfair because that is fun for me  .
7. Pay Invoices withing 48 hours.
8. You didn't notice there is no #6
9. One cap will be available each day for a limited time.

Update on Giveaway # 1 - There are getting ready to be shipped.

friday the 13th released

Correct and I present to you "Jason VoorKey"

[Kominyetska]

Mad Max themed key next?

[mrboovn]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

The sale will begin February 3rd and run for 10 days. There will be 10 caps available with 1 being glow in the dark.

Rules -
1. No PMs
2. No Cheating
3. I decide what "Cheating" is
4. Follow the rules to the T.
5. I reserve the rights to be unfair because that is fun for me  .
7. Pay Invoices withing 48 hours.
8. You didn't notice there is no #6
9. One cap will be available each day for a limited time.

Update on Giveaway # 1 - There are getting ready to be shipped.

friday the 13th released

Correct and I present to you "Jason VoorKey"

(Attachment Link)

3D print ?

[boardinbum]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

The sale will begin February 3rd and run for 10 days. There will be 10 caps available with 1 being glow in the dark.

Rules -
1. No PMs
2. No Cheating
3. I decide what "Cheating" is
4. Follow the rules to the T.
5. I reserve the rights to be unfair because that is fun for me  .
7. Pay Invoices withing 48 hours.
8. You didn't notice there is no #6
9. One cap will be available each day for a limited time.

Update on Giveaway # 1 - There are getting ready to be shipped.

You're doomed! You're all doomed!

[Pdub]

"The Unknown" a Forum sale wrapped in a Nightmare.

Presale Clue - Figure out what happened on May 9, 1980.

The sale will begin February 3rd and run for 10 days. There will be 10 caps available with 1 being glow in the dark.

Rules -
1. No PMs
2. No Cheating
3. I decide what "Cheating" is
4. Follow the rules to the T.
5. I reserve the rights to be unfair because that is fun for me  .
7. Pay Invoices withing 48 hours.
8. You didn't notice there is no #6
9. One cap will be available each day for a limited time.

Update on Giveaway # 1 - There are getting ready to be shipped.

friday the 13th released

Correct and I present to you "Jason VoorKey"

(Attachment Link)

3D print ?

Nope. That picture is the clay sculpt.


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[Pdub]

Sale canceled. family member is having health issues.

[lifestronaut]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

[funderburker]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Yes, I add to this as well. All the best and a speedy recovery.

[Pdub]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Yes, I add to this as well. All the best and a speedy recovery.

Thank you guys, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has really said to me while on this forum.

I have one Jason VoorKey triple shot, it is either of yours to buy.

I was going to sell it at $35 shipped, if either of you wants it, PM me an offer for it. (anything will help) It is likely going to be the only one made. ( I do not know another fair way to handle it.

-P

[funderburker]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Yes, I add to this as well. All the best and a speedy recovery.

Thank you guys, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has really said to me while on this forum.

I have one Jason VoorKey triple shot, it is either of yours to buy.

I was going to sell it at $35 shipped, if either of you wants it, PM me an offer for it. (anything will help) It is likely going to be the only one made. ( I do not know another fair way to handle it.

-P

I give my chance to lifestronaut. As gorgeous it is, I just can't afford it. (getting a ____ in about 9 months so every penny counts).

[Pdub]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Yes, I add to this as well. All the best and a speedy recovery.

Thank you guys, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has really said to me while on this forum.

I have one Jason VoorKey triple shot, it is either of yours to buy.

I was going to sell it at $35 shipped, if either of you wants it, PM me an offer for it. (anything will help) It is likely going to be the only one made. ( I do not know another fair way to handle it.

-P

I give my chance to lifestronaut. As gorgeous it is, I just can't afford it. (getting a package in about 9 months so every penny counts).

Good luck!!!!

Lifestronaut, it is your for 35$ if you want it.

[funderburker]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Yes, I add to this as well. All the best and a speedy recovery.

Thank you guys, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has really said to me while on this forum.

I have one Jason VoorKey triple shot, it is either of yours to buy.

I was going to sell it at $35 shipped, if either of you wants it, PM me an offer for it. (anything will help) It is likely going to be the only one made. ( I do not know another fair way to handle it.

-P

I give my chance to lifestronaut. As gorgeous it is, I just can't afford it. (getting a package in about 9 months so every penny counts).

Good luck!!!!

Lifestronaut, it is your for 35$ if you want it.

Congrats lifestronaut!

And congrats on milestone, Pdub! ^{(400 posts)}

[NAV]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Yes, I add to this as well. All the best and a speedy recovery.

Thank you guys, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has really said to me while on this forum.

I have one Jason VoorKey triple shot, it is either of yours to buy.

I was going to sell it at $35 shipped, if either of you wants it, PM me an offer for it. (anything will help) It is likely going to be the only one made. ( I do not know another fair way to handle it.

-P

Please stop destroying our beloved coral reefs by chipping away at them to create caps

[Pdub]

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Hope everything ends up ok.

I'm sure I speak for all of GH when I say we wish all the best.

Yes, I add to this as well. All the best and a speedy recovery.

Thank you guys, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has really said to me while on this forum.

I have one Jason VoorKey triple shot, it is either of yours to buy.

I was going to sell it at $35 shipped, if either of you wants it, PM me an offer for it. (anything will help) It is likely going to be the only one made. ( I do not know another fair way to handle it.

-P

Please stop destroying our beloved coral reefs by chipping away at them to create caps

0.o ?

[beehatch]

Probably could've made a decent amount of money from actually making your designs instead of trying to flip 3 boopers for 1K+

[romevi]

Probably could've made a decent amount of money from actually making your designs instead of trying to flip 3 boopers for 1K+