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Offline noisyturtle

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I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« on: Fri, 17 March 2017, 23:41:05 »
It'll be at my door in less than an hour and I dunno how I should feel about drunk ordering a premie's-worth of fudge at 9:40pm on a Friday

I feel like a disgusting fat piece of ****, but I also really want dat fudge yo. dang.


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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 17 March 2017, 23:53:36 »
God, that sounds super delicious! I'd try to eat it all in one sitting.

I have to buy certain sweets in small amounts because I'll gorge on them until I'm sick. From there I may or may not go back in for another round.

Actually, if you ate that whole thing, then threw it up, you would look like you literally have diarrhea of the mouth.
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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 17 March 2017, 23:54:50 »
God, that sounds super delicious! I'd try to eat it all in one sitting.

I have to buy certain sweets in small amounts because I'll gorge on them until I'm sick. From there I may or may not go back in for another round.

Actually, if you ate that whole thing, then threw it up, you would look like you literally have diarrhea of the mouth.

i bet there's a video of that on the internet some where.. probably german or japanes

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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 17 March 2017, 23:58:31 »
Just don't die, yo

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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 00:06:01 »
Fudge or "fudge"?
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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 00:23:21 »
it's really ****ing good.

I got double chocolate fudge espresso and brown sugar buttered bourbon. omfg.

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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 00:24:12 »
i made 2.5 pounds of fudge this morning after i had a cup of coffee..... do you want to buy it?

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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 00:24:17 »
it's really ****ing good.

I got double fudge espresso and brown sugar buttered bourbon. omfg.

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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 00:25:01 »
it's really ****ing good.

I got double chocolate fudge espresso and brown sugar buttered bourbon. omfg.

And here I am, so glad I don't have access to that. I'd surely die, sounds too good.

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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 00:26:00 »
it's really ****ing good.

I got double chocolate fudge espresso and brown sugar buttered bourbon. omfg.

And here I am, so glad I don't have access to that. I'd surely die, sounds too good.

a blessing and a curse for sure.

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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 00:49:56 »
Aw man.. you guys gotta check out this barrel making cooper documentary..

way more interesting while drunk.. and eating chocolate


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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 18 March 2017, 04:55:49 »
Damn if I want fudge I have to make it.   :))


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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 20 March 2017, 07:29:08 »
You ordered 2.5 bull****s of fudge? 2.5 buckling springs?
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Re: I just ordered 2.5bs of fudge from Amazon PrimeNow
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 27 March 2017, 18:39:28 »
more fudge is always the correct choice  :thumb: