Cooking with a Wok

[tp4tissue]

LOL, is that real?? His wok game is amazing!

LIVE BY THE WOK

Yea, wok luge is a real sport over there..

I think germany also has legalized prostitution

[digi]

LOL, is that real?? His wok game is amazing!

LIVE BY THE WOK

Yea, wok luge is a real sport over there..

I think germany also has legalized prostitution

When are we moving?

[tp4tissue]

LOL, is that real?? His wok game is amazing!

LIVE BY THE WOK

Yea, wok luge is a real sport over there..

I think germany also has legalized prostitution

When are we moving?

Well, Tp4 speaks ok cantonese.. cantonese is also not hard to learn...   if it were for --that purpose--  Tp4 would move to Macau..   

[iLLucionist]

AHAHAHA I'LL FLAME YOU ALL WITH MY GERMAN WOK.

I thought germans only use woks for ice-luge

Looks like he is going to take a dump in there..

[iLLucionist]

LOL, is that real?? His wok game is amazing!

LIVE BY THE WOK

Yea, wok luge is a real sport over there..

I think germany also has legalized prostitution

When are we moving?

Well, Tp4 speaks ok cantonese.. cantonese is also not hard to learn...   if it were for --that purpose--  Tp4 would move to Macau..

You KNOW in Germany they speak German riiiight? Or do you mean you must speak cantonese if you were to move to Macau?

I'd move to Canada if I could (my career would allow it later on).. but then I have to learn French as well.

[tp4tissue]

You KNOW in Germany they speak German riiiight? Or do you mean you must speak cantonese if you were to move to Macau?

I'd move to Canada if I could (my career would allow it later on).. but then I have to learn French as well.

Macau is where you want to go , for an extracurricular lifestyle..


They even have school courses on Casino studies..   and after you graduate, you can work in the casinos along side gangsters and other white collar organized criminals..

[rowdy]

Sorry, thought this was going to be about something else.

[iLLucionist]

You KNOW in Germany they speak German riiiight? Or do you mean you must speak cantonese if you were to move to Macau?

I'd move to Canada if I could (my career would allow it later on).. but then I have to learn French as well.

Macau is where you want to go , for an extracurricular lifestyle..


They even have school courses on Casino studies..   and after you graduate, you can work in the casinos along side gangsters and other white collar organized criminals..

That is crazy, how cool! How can I get in?

[digi]

Sorry, thought this was going to be about something else.

Let's stay on topic here Rowdy....geesh.

[YoungMichael88]

I wish I had the room for a wok setup. I would be stir frying all the time.

[digi]

I wish I had the room for a wok setup. I would be stir frying all the time.

No backyard YM?? It's totally worth the upfront investment and so many yummy recipes on YouTube...the only difficult part is - how close are you to an Asian market? =D

[YoungMichael88]

I wish I had the room for a wok setup. I would be stir frying all the time.

No backyard YM?? It's totally worth the upfront investment and so many yummy recipes on YouTube...the only difficult part is - how close are you to an Asian market? =D

I live in a town with 5400 people and one single grocery store with 1/8 of an isle for "Asian" goods which is mostly just various dried noodles and canned sauces. I'm in an apartment I can literally spit across and I have a shared backyard

[digi]

I wish I had the room for a wok setup. I would be stir frying all the time.

No backyard YM?? It's totally worth the upfront investment and so many yummy recipes on YouTube...the only difficult part is - how close are you to an Asian market? =D

I live in a town with 5400 people and one single grocery store with 1/8 of an isle for "Asian" goods which is mostly just various dried noodles and canned sauces. I'm in an apartment I can literally spit across and I have a shared backyard

Ah, well just get an electric or a small one for your stove then! You can still make yummy stuffs..

You'd be surprised, some people use spaghetti noodles to substitute egg noodles for lo mein..

[YoungMichael88]

I wish I had the room for a wok setup. I would be stir frying all the time.

No backyard YM?? It's totally worth the upfront investment and so many yummy recipes on YouTube...the only difficult part is - how close are you to an Asian market? =D

I live in a town with 5400 people and one single grocery store with 1/8 of an isle for "Asian" goods which is mostly just various dried noodles and canned sauces. I'm in an apartment I can literally spit across and I have a shared backyard

Ah, well just get an electric or a small one for your stove then! You can still make yummy stuffs..

You'd be surprised, some people use spaghetti noodles to substitute egg noodles for lo mein..

Planning on looking for a new bigger place with the gf possibly this summer once I get into my new job at the saw mill a little more. I only start on Monday so I can't be house hunting just yet.  But when I do, I want a nice kitchen.

[tp4tissue]

Planning on looking for a new bigger place with the gf possibly this summer once I get into my new job at the saw mill a little more. I only start on Monday so I can't be house hunting just yet.  But when I do, I want a nice kitchen.

OMG u work at a saw mill ?  I hurd it maximizes man card bonus points.. hahahahaha..

Do you get discount on timber if you work there ?

Do they dry it for you too , or does it come pre processed.

[rowdy]

Sorry, thought this was going to be about something else.

Let's stay on topic here Rowdy....geesh.

Yeah, sorry about that, I've been catching up on too many tp4 threads.

[tp4tissue]

Sorry, thought this was going to be about something else.

Let's stay on topic here Rowdy....geesh.

Yeah, sorry about that, I've been catching up on too many tp4 threads.

Tp4,, Maximum bombardment..

[rowdy]

Sorry, thought this was going to be about something else.

Let's stay on topic here Rowdy....geesh.

Yeah, sorry about that, I've been catching up on too many tp4 threads.

Tp4,, Maximum bombardment.. (Attachment Link)

tp4 with extra commas!

[iLLucionist]

Actually gonna make some thai curry in ma wok tnight for myself and the missus. mmm with fresh coriander / cilantro and coconot milk. SOO GOOD

[tp4tissue]

Actually gonna make some thai curry in ma wok tnight for myself and the missus. mmm with fresh coriander / cilantro and coconot milk. SOO GOOD

The difficult decision is always Tofu vs Animal ?

[iLLucionist]

Actually gonna make some thai curry in ma wok tnight for myself and the missus. mmm with fresh coriander / cilantro and coconot milk. SOO GOOD

The difficult decision is always Tofu vs Animal ?

I'm allergic to soy so large quantities make mah tummy go wild. So I'll make it with turkey this time. so tasty.

[iLLucionist]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

[tp4tissue]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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Looks good

Did you buy a pre-seasoned wok ?

[iLLucionist]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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Looks good

Did you buy a pre-seasoned wok ?

Yes pre-seasoned. I like to wok, but I'm a wok noob.

[tp4tissue]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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Looks good

Did you buy a pre-seasoned wok ?

Yes pre-seasoned. I like to wok, but I'm a wok noob.

You kidz today, so lazy..

[iLLucionist]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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Looks good

Did you buy a pre-seasoned wok ?

Yes pre-seasoned. I like to wok, but I'm a wok noob.

You kidz today, so lazy..

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I COOK WITH FRESH INGREDIENTS CUT EVERYTHING MYSELF.

Come here, I'll cook you three courses 5 star. All fresh. //illu offended

;-)

[tp4tissue]

I COOK WITH FRESH INGREDIENTS CUT EVERYTHING MYSELF.

Come here, I'll cook you three courses 5 star. All fresh. //illu offended

;-)

i'm just joking, preseasoned is fine..

[iLLucionist]

I COOK WITH FRESH INGREDIENTS CUT EVERYTHING MYSELF.

Come here, I'll cook you three courses 5 star. All fresh. //illu offended

;-)

i'm just joking, preseasoned is fine..

I know I know I'm kidding. I would like to have a real work and preseason it myself. The bare taste of "wokked" vegetables in a proper wok is amazing. It's so tasty I need nothing else. Not even sauce.

[rowdy]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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I just had lunch and I'm full, and now my mouth is watering.

Thanks.

[SBJ]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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Oh momma. Give plz.

[iLLucionist]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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I just had lunch and I'm full, and now my mouth is watering.

Thanks.

It was AMAZING! Tried to mail you some then got bowl stuck in DVD player... what now? MY DVDS

[iLLucionist]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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Oh momma. Give plz.

**gives**

I eat this like twice a week. It's soo goood.

[rowdy]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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I just had lunch and I'm full, and now my mouth is watering.

Thanks.

It was AMAZING! Tried to mail you some then got bowl stuck in DVD player... what now? MY DVDS

If you tried to mail a bowl through a DVD player, what the fck did you put in that food?

[tp4tissue]

TP HOW U LIKE MA CURRY MADE PICTURE FOR YOU:

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I just had lunch and I'm full, and now my mouth is watering.

Thanks.

It was AMAZING! Tried to mail you some then got bowl stuck in DVD player... what now? MY DVDS

If you tried to mail a bowl through a DVD player, what the fck did you put in that food?

Theoretically if he could get it into a disk shape, and pressure treated it, it may survive the high rpm dvd player.


But of course the more lazy method would be to turn it into a paste and pouring it into the dvd player front facing up.

[digi]

Just made my own Pad Thai with Prawns and Tofu. Made the sauce from scratch this time instead of the pre-made garbage. WAAAAAAAYYYYY better folks, I'm getting closer to something edible.

[tp4tissue]

Just made my own Pad Thai with Prawns and Tofu. Made the sauce from scratch this time instead of the pre-made garbage. WAAAAAAAYYYYY better folks, I'm getting closer to something edible.

Fish sauce  or shrimp sauce..


Shrimp sauce smells absolutely disgusting,  but in very small quantities , it's some how delicious.. hahahahahh

[digi]

Just made my own Pad Thai with Prawns and Tofu. Made the sauce from scratch this time instead of the pre-made garbage. WAAAAAAAYYYYY better folks, I'm getting closer to something edible.

Fish sauce  or shrimp sauce..


Shrimp sauce smells absolutely disgusting,  but in very small quantities , it's some how delicious.. hahahahahh

Fish Sauce! + Palm Sugar, Tamarindo concentrate, Thai Sirachachi (not that **** they make in SoCal) + a little water, it wasn't salty enough so I had to add some salt. I was thinking about trying a little oyster sauce on the next run.. I'd be clashing the Thai with Chinese tho!

[YoungMichael88]

Planning on looking for a new bigger place with the gf possibly this summer once I get into my new job at the saw mill a little more. I only start on Monday so I can't be house hunting just yet.  But when I do, I want a nice kitchen.

OMG u work at a saw mill ?  I hurd it maximizes man card bonus points.. hahahahaha..

Do you get discount on timber if you work there ?

Do they dry it for you too , or does it come pre processed.

I can get lumber at cost but only if I buy a full bundle. The rough lumber goes through a large kiln for 40 hours to dry to a certain moisture percentage before it goes through the planer to get the edges rounded and all smooth. No pressure treated lumber at the mill in at.

[tp4tissue]

I can get lumber at cost but only if I buy a full bundle. The rough lumber goes through a large kiln for 40 hours to dry to a certain moisture percentage before it goes through the planer to get the edges rounded and all smooth. No pressure treated lumber at the mill in at.

Do all the females give u them do-me eyes, when you tell them ur a lumberjack ?

hahahahahahaha

/Serious question
/Career choice

[YoungMichael88]

I can get lumber at cost but only if I buy a full bundle. The rough lumber goes through a large kiln for 40 hours to dry to a certain moisture percentage before it goes through the planer to get the edges rounded and all smooth. No pressure treated lumber at the mill in at.

Do all the females give u them do-me eyes, when you tell them ur a lumberjack ?

hahahahahahaha

/Serious question
/Career choice

I keep to myself about my wood

[tp4tissue]

I can get lumber at cost but only if I buy a full bundle. The rough lumber goes through a large kiln for 40 hours to dry to a certain moisture percentage before it goes through the planer to get the edges rounded and all smooth. No pressure treated lumber at the mill in at.

Do all the females give u them do-me eyes, when you tell them ur a lumberjack ?

hahahahahahaha

/Serious question
/Career choice

I keep to myself about my wood

Tell us ur secrets..

How much more muscle mass have you gained through this occupation.. !!

Can you now easily crack walnuts in 1 hand..

[YoungMichael88]

I can get lumber at cost but only if I buy a full bundle. The rough lumber goes through a large kiln for 40 hours to dry to a certain moisture percentage before it goes through the planer to get the edges rounded and all smooth. No pressure treated lumber at the mill in at.

Do all the females give u them do-me eyes, when you tell them ur a lumberjack ?

hahahahahahaha

/Serious question
/Career choice

I keep to myself about my wood

Tell us ur secrets..

How much more muscle mass have you gained through this occupation.. !!

Can you now easily crack walnuts in 1 hand..

I've worked there for 5 days so it's not how much muscle I've gained more so than the realization of how little muscle mass I currently have.

[tp4tissue]

I've worked there for 5 days so it's not how much muscle I've gained more so than the realization of how little muscle mass I currently have.

Mission 1... this friday..

Head to a bar.. NON local, so you don't need to compete with bigger older lumberjacks..

Then, see how far this EX-manly card will take u..

/Exercise
/Confidence
/Steady Income
/Saw dust smells great.. a natural scent enhancer for attracting the females..

[YoungMichael88]

I've worked there for 5 days so it's not how much muscle I've gained more so than the realization of how little muscle mass I currently have.

Mission 1... this friday..

Head to a bar.. NON local, so you don't need to compete with bigger older lumberjacks..

Then, see how far this EX-manly card will take u..

/Exercise
/Confidence
/Steady Income
/Saw dust smells great.. a natural scent enhancer for attracting the females..

Sawdust smells ok. Sawdust soaked in hydraulic fluid does not. Especially when that's all you've been shovelling for 8 hours.

[tp4tissue]

Sawdust smells ok. Sawdust soaked in hydraulic fluid does not. Especially when that's all you've been shovelling for 8 hours.

You don't like hydraulic fluid.?

I quite enjoy the smell of most cutting fluid.. which is similar..

[tp4tissue]

Funny story,  they had a sale on Johnson/johnson unscented baby oil at the local cvs.. I bought 5 gallons worth for my myst spray

And the checkout female was like,  what are you an amateur pornographer ?

hahahahaha..  clearly cvs only hire perverts..

[digi]

Just want to remind everyone that fish sauce is VERY strong, you only need a tiny bit when cooking. I made the mistake of adding too much into my Pad Thai sauce yesterday and I'm pretty sure it gave me stomach cramps (I almost took a Midol).

[tp4tissue]

Just want to remind everyone that fish sauce is VERY strong, you only need a tiny bit when cooking. I made the mistake of adding too much into my Pad Thai sauce yesterday and I'm pretty sure it gave me stomach cramps (I almost took a Midol).

Shrimp sauce next.. smells like DEATH

[heedpantsnow]

I would just like to say I cook with an electronic wok. Or, if you prefer, ewok. #dadjokes

[digi]

Just want to remind everyone that fish sauce is VERY strong, you only need a tiny bit when cooking. I made the mistake of adding too much into my Pad Thai sauce yesterday and I'm pretty sure it gave me stomach cramps (I almost took a Midol).

Shrimp sauce next.. smells like DEATH

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Not sure if I'm strong enough!

I would just like to say I cook with an electronic wok. Or, if you prefer, ewok. #dadjokes

Loved it, welcome to #GHWokClub