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Offline JP

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Haunted Keyboard?
« on: Fri, 19 May 2017, 19:40:10 »
If this keyboard types offensive words then all of my keyboards are haunted.

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Offline Halverson

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 19 May 2017, 19:48:53 »
Ohhhh! ****BALLS

I'm going to sell mine for millions, it just spookily said an offensive word. SpoooooOoOOoOoooky

Offline Techno Trousers

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 19 May 2017, 19:51:15 »
"supposedly types offensive words..." Left themselves that wiggle room to deny the inevitable refund demand. Nice! Seller must be counting that $10,000.69 already.

Offline DaBubbs

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 19 May 2017, 20:37:33 »
I completely understand. Mine supposedly types uplifting words on a computer screen.

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Offline OldIsNew

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 19 May 2017, 22:17:18 »
Hmmmm.... wonder if someone's wife might have found someone's chat logs. Could be one of the most original excuses ever!

Offline ander

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 20 May 2017, 04:24:02 »
Hmmmm.... wonder if someone's wife might have found someone's chat logs. Could be one of the most original excuses ever!

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Offline Findecanor

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 20 May 2017, 13:48:11 »
There are also prank programs and USB devices that will type random things ...

Offline ander

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 01:45:24 »
Not to mention generations of nobility who'll use ludicrous, flat-earth-style superstition to keep the peasants humbled, devout, and so on, so they won't rise up and demand better lives. But I digress.
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Offline Touch_It

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 09:14:03 »
Just what I needed.  Made me laugh. :)  but seriously.....


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Offline Targa-TV

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Re: Haunted Keyboard?
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 09:34:31 »
I snorted so loud. lol
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