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« Reply #250 on: Sat, 27 April 2013, 03:30:02 »
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It's not a shark picture, but it is a Scarlett Johansson pic:

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My God(shark) what a woman!!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #252 on: Sat, 27 April 2013, 05:07:36 »
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #253 on: Sat, 27 April 2013, 05:24:19 »
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
-Ray Bradbury

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #254 on: Sat, 27 April 2013, 06:01:51 »


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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
-Ray Bradbury

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« Reply #255 on: Sat, 27 April 2013, 08:34:19 »
Hahah brilliant iri! Time to take over the Internet with those!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #256 on: Wed, 08 May 2013, 07:30:19 »
Oh great and wise WizBro, why is there a sudden influx of Shark Avatar and how can I get one?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #257 on: Thu, 09 May 2013, 14:09:22 »
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 08 May 2013, 07:30:19
Oh great and wise WizBro, why is there a sudden influx of Shark Avatar and how can I get one?

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Though the thread has been silent, the shark spirit spreads its seed unto the world.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #258 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 00:50:44 »
Thread epicness and hilarity... Too... Great..

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I am now a zealot of the Church of the Girlshark Wizbro... where ever our enemies wander too far into the seas, I shall be lurking... lazering...
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #259 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 00:58:52 »
:D The church lives on! I shall find something exciting to post in here soon, keep us going strong.

Amen!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #260 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 01:10:38 »
Yea verily, the Halverson did thus spake.

And all was good.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #261 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 03:59:37 »
How in the hell did I miss this thread?!

I must say that I may end up becoming a true believer to this savior. May all those who oppose the almighty shark be smited down with great vengeance!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #262 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 08:34:49 »
I hope the lord and savior approves my avatar...
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #263 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 13:33:31 »
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I hope the lord and savior approves my avatar...

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #264 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:15:20 »
not sure if this is the right place

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #265 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:45:47 »
I'm still so thankful for this church.  For it has brought us Reply #247.  Praise The Shark!!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #266 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:59:22 »
Quote from: Binge on Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:15:20
not sure if this is the right place

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that dude on the right has some flabby pecs....:p

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #267 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 15:14:56 »
Quote from: ray4jc on Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:59:22
Quote from: Binge on Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:15:20
not sure if this is the right place

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that dude on the right has some flabby pecs....:p



"flabby pecs"   LOL!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #268 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 15:19:34 »
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:45:47
I'm still so thankful for this church.  For it has brought us Reply #247.  Praise The Shark!!

All hail the leopard shark! Give it sacrifice, bring out the rhinestone tunas!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #269 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 16:02:43 »
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Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 10 May 2013, 15:19:34
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 10 May 2013, 14:45:47
I'm still so thankful for this church.  For it has brought us Reply #247.  Praise The Shark!!

All hail the leopard shark! Give it sacrifice, bring out the rhinestone tunas!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #270 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 16:06:55 »
WizGod, can I be the pope equivalent of your church? i promise not to touch children or hate gays.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #271 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 16:19:15 »
Quote from: demik on Fri, 10 May 2013, 16:06:55
WizGod, can I be the pope equivalent of your church? i promise not to touch children or hate gays.

Hah you want to be some decrepit old man? Yea you can indeed be da sharkpope.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #272 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 16:23:45 »
i have the blessing of the wizgod

damn my avatar looks menacing as hell.

best type of pope!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #273 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 16:27:27 »
All hail SharkPope and Glory to the Halverson.

In other news, I almost got owned at work 'cause of YM88's reference to post #247. You naughty naughty man. Trying to get me in trouble. ^__^
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #274 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 16:59:01 »
That's no place to work. I looked at #247, then I googled Scarlett Johansson to see even more. Come into the darkness, MAJBadAss.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #275 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:32:52 »
Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 27 April 2013, 00:42:25
It's not a shark picture, but it is a Scarlett Johansson pic:

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I.... see....
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #276 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:45:01 »
Canada suck :@
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #277 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:54:17 »
Quote from: phetto on Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:45:01
Canada suck :@

Are you kidding me?

The church deem you **** off, or love Canada. THANK YOU
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #278 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:54:46 »
Pope, back us up!! I wub Canada :3
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #279 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:00:07 »
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:54:17
Quote from: phetto on Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:45:01
Canada suck :@

Are you kidding me?

The church deem you **** off, or love Canada. THANK YOU



Too good at hockey. was at the game live and it sucked ass for my part. Guess I will have to join the Church, I aint even religious :(
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #280 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:02:07 »
Quote from: phetto on Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:00:07
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:54:17
Quote from: phetto on Fri, 10 May 2013, 17:45:01
Canada suck :@

Are you kidding me?

The church deem you **** off, or love Canada. THANK YOU



Too good at hockey. was at the game live and it sucked ass for my part. Guess I will have to join the Church, I aint even religious :(

Can you tell me who won? hah.

You can join the church regardless, just to be my friend!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #281 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:03:02 »
3-0 can -_-
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #282 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:03:13 »
HEY LEAVE AMERICA'S HAT ALONE. TO HELL WITH YOU DIRTY EUROPEAN.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #283 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:05:13 »
stfu *****tits :(
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #284 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:09:44 »
Fristly, America are our pants, **** what you said milky.

Secondly, Canada only have hockey, I am glad we won. phetto, you can still love us.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #285 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:11:39 »
I do love Canada =((((
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #286 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:12:50 »
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:09:44
Fristly, America are our pants, **** what you said milky.

Secondly, Canada only have hockey, I am glad we won. phetto, you can still love us.

you shut your commie mouth!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #287 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:16:36 »
Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 27 April 2013, 00:42:25
It's not a shark picture, but it is a Scarlett Johansson pic:

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I believe in the Church of Johansson.  :eek:
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #288 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 19:02:22 »
Church #247.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #289 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 19:10:46 »
Quote from: demik on Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:12:50
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 10 May 2013, 18:09:44
Fristly, America are our pants, **** what you said milky.

Secondly, Canada only have hockey, I am glad we won. phetto, you can still love us.

you shut your commie mouth!

**** RIGHT off, you ****ing ****.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #290 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 19:18:58 »
War between god and pope?

Poor Demik, he will understand what is called "the wrath of God".
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #291 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 19:21:14 »
They will settle it shark on shark style. Lasers at ten paces. I will offer the carcass of the loser to the winner. I assume GirlShark will win though
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #292 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 19:25:16 »
*****es want a young bleep!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #293 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 19:29:34 »
****, piss, ****, ****, cock-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.

****, piss, ****, ****, cock-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.

****, piss, ****, ****, cock-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.

****, piss, ****, ****, cock-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.

I ****ed your mom.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #294 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 19:38:57 »
hahah love this thread.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #295 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 20:05:11 »
Pope is power trip'n.  :eek:
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #296 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 20:21:41 »
And so it was written, Our Lord Shark was faced with a questioner. It was during this time we, our people caught a glimpse of what powers HE holds. A grand spectacle. Let us marvel at his boldness, and may we treat it as a test of faith.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #297 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 20:29:32 »
Looks like they are breaking out the brass knuckles.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #298 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 21:01:22 »
lol just kidding!
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« Reply #299 on: Fri, 10 May 2013, 21:09:16 »
Quote from: demik on Fri, 10 May 2013, 21:01:22
lol just kidding!
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