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Title: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:48:52
so far its hoffman vs cba but more candidates are encouraged. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:49:56
I challenge all comers to a debate. And by debate, I mean Pokemon battle.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HipsterPunks on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:55:25
i promote any kind of smear campaign to discredit the opposing parties
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: BlueNalgene on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:57:04
I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:57:17
I choose you Hershey chocolate sauce! Use watergun!

/me smears chocolate on HipsterPunks
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HipsterPunks on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:57:59


CPt. Badass may or may not be involved with gang activities

(http://i.imgur.com/fM9Taej.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:58:11
Tp4 is the most responsible candidate with uncompromisable integrity..

(http://eemoticons.net/Upload/big%20onion/th_12.gif)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:58:16
i promote any kind of smear campaign to discredit the opposing parties

yes my type of campaign.

I GOT DIRT ON YOU DOGGIE
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 13:59:27


CPt. Badass may or may not be involved with gang activities

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/fM9Taej.jpg)


Cpt is Sifo...  last time I checked  Triad members don't have that type of tatoo..
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:00:06
I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.

President of GH is different from   GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:01:13
I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.

Microsoft Windows IS the president.

But I suppose it is election season...

Do we have a user named Mac OS X I can vote for? :))
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:02:06
I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.

Microsoft Windows IS the president.

But I suppose it is election season...

Do we have a user named Mac OS X I can vote for? :))

No, windows 7 is better than osx.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:03:36
Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

(http://geekhack.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=42710.0;attach=79390;image)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:03:44
epzy4president
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:04:30
Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

Show Image
(http://geekhack.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=42710.0;attach=79390;image)


you make a good point

Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:04:40
Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:

I'm happy to answer any and all questions that you may have, so fire away!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:05:00
epzy4president

communist gh if epc wins

hoffman stands behind the 3 B's

beers brats and bdreams
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:05:09
Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

Show Image
(http://geekhack.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=42710.0;attach=79390;image)


SO THAT'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO, HUH
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: BlueNalgene on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:05:35
Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:
  • Beer
  • Brats
  • Cheese
  • Dreams
  • Happiness
  • Hugs
  • ICE CREAM
  • + more

I'm happy to answer any and all questions that you may have, so fire away!

What kind of beer?  What kind of ice cream?  It's important.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:05:47
Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

Show Image
(http://geekhack.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=42710.0;attach=79390;image)


The sifo guy's only smiling for fear of being at gun point again so quickly after having just been at gun point as hoff made him buy the beers.

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:06:47
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:07:15
where's the poll.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:07:44
I also offer accidental alphabetized lists, apparently.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:08:03
i nominate moose for VP. behind every man there is a mexican doing the work
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: rarar on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:08:39
I nominate myself.
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:09:05
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:09:12
Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:
  • Beer



I'll only accept chocolate stouts...

Or kegs of homebrew. No bottles.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:10:04
I nominate myself.

bro learn how to buy weed first then maybe
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: BlueNalgene on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:10:30
Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:
  • Beer



I'll only accept chocolate stouts...

Or kegs of homebrew. No bottles.

I only accept bottles of homebrew.  No kegs.  Who will build a platform around my demographic?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:10:41
I nominate myself.

bro learn how to buy weed first then maybe

y am i not surprised the mexicanos nos all bout this.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: rarar on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:10:46
I nominate myself.

bro learn how to buy weed first then maybe

lol k.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:11:18
Consider this proposition. I don't drink beer. Since I'm not hogging any, my followers will have that much more to drink!

I also offer Jeni's ice cream.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:11:41
i nominate moose for VP. behind every man there is a mexican doing the work

Housekeeping?

somebody has to step in to get assassinated
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:12:08
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HipsterPunks on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:12:23
(http://i.imgur.com/mSXKCSO.jpg)
dogfighting tisk tisk hoffman
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:12:55
Consider this proposition. I don't drink beer. Since I'm not hogging any, my followers will have that much more to drink!

I also offer Jeni's ice cream.

What are you guys all talking about when you say OFFER .. just a list of things you like?

What are the means of delivery, and do you even have enough for everyone?


All promises and no substance..
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:14:13
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:14:31
People!  Let's not get carried away with the details of the beer.   :-*

I simply said "beer", I did not specify the delivery method.  You can collect your beer in any container you wish!  I support choice and options.  That's why I have more than one thing to offer, unlike my opponent who is just offering one thing (ice cream).  Don't get me wrong, ice cream is amazing, but a little choice is good too.  ;)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Signature on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:14:46
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?
Benchwarmer
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:15:20
I will also be bribed by a private trip to the moon.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:15:39
Consider this proposition. I don't drink beer. Since I'm not hogging any, my followers will have that much more to drink!

I also offer Jeni's ice cream.

This is true. I had all the beer last time.

And ICE CREAM? HOFFMAN DOESN'T HAVE ICE CREAM! I'm switching my vote.

I do have ice cream though!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:16:32
I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:16:48
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?
Benchwarmer

LOL.. Cpt bad ass would certainly make the bench very warm..   Idon't know about bout the captain, or the bad,  but that big butt. is for realzies.. (http://s1.postimage.org/15s2y95tw/image.gif)
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:16:51
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Signature on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:17:16
I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon
but do you have ice cream?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:17:30
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:18:29
I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon
but do you have ice cream?

I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon

Yes
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:18:44
I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon
but do you have ice cream?

Ice cream is honestly overrated...  who's offering lobster..
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:19:18
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:21:30
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.



according to pusha t. putting numbers on the board
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:24:28
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

Rome fell because they were so interested in those breads and circii.  Do you suggest that geekhack should fall to heathens?

BREAKING NEWS: So-called "Captain"BadAss wants geekhack to fall.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:26:50
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

Rome fell because they were so interested in those breads and circii.  Do you suggest that geekhack should fall to heathens?

BREAKING NEWS: So-called "Captain"BadAss wants geekhack to fall.


Rome fell due to decadence and complacency.. + over spread occupational forces..

Decadence,  icecream

Complacency, Beer

Overspread OCupation force:  Basketball game..


It's all coming together..

Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:27:56
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

Rome fell because they were so interested in those breads and circii.  Do you suggest that geekhack should fall to heathens?

BREAKING NEWS: So-called "Captain"BadAss wants geekhack to fall.


Rome fell due to decadence and complacency.. + over spread occupational forces..

Decadence,  icecream

Complacency, Beer

Overspread OCupation force:  Basketball game..


It's all coming together..

My position so strong, tp4 agrees with it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:29:43
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

Rome fell because they were so interested in those breads and circii.  Do you suggest that geekhack should fall to heathens?

BREAKING NEWS: So-called "Captain"BadAss wants geekhack to fall.


Rome fell due to decadence and complacency.. + over spread occupational forces..

Decadence,  icecream

Complacency, Beer

Overspread OCupation force:  Basketball game..


It's all coming together..

My position so strong, tp4 agrees with it.

Fine.. but what about lobster...   maybe crayfish ?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:30:48
hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

Rome fell because they were so interested in those breads and circii.  Do you suggest that geekhack should fall to heathens?

BREAKING NEWS: So-called "Captain"BadAss wants geekhack to fall.


Rome fell due to decadence and complacency.. + over spread occupational forces..

Decadence,  icecream

Complacency, Beer

Overspread OCupation force:  Basketball game..


It's all coming together..

My position so strong, tp4 agrees with it.

Fine.. but what about lobster...   maybe crayfish ?

whynotboth.jpg

But not too much, of course.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Novus on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:31:20
I nominate yo momma.
Yo momma so fat only she could glop down this bull**** political lard and do a pork barrel roll afterwards.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:32:27
I would like to make a public response to TJ here.

I wish you no harm, and I have no interest in treading on your territory here.  You are king of klaxons, cables, and more, and I could never dream of besting you at your sport.  I would like for the two of us to co-exist in a sort of harmony the likes of which haven't been seen by any in ages.  Something reminiscent of "the good old days" of your choosing.  You know what I'm talking about.  We can do it.  Dreams do come true.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:33:00
GH EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS

CANDIDATE TJCAUSTIN HAILS FROM TEXAS BUT DOES NOT OWN A GUN OR A TRUCK. POSSIBLY HAS EBOLA. MORE AT 12
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:33:06
I nominate yo momma.
Yo momma so fat only she could glop down this bull**** political lard and do a pork barrel roll afterwards.


Tp4 willing to be your temporary irresponsible guardian and let you eat all the bacon and lard grease you like..
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:34:24
I would like to make a public response to TJ here.

I wish you no harm, and I have no interest in treading on your territory here.  You are king of klaxons, cables, and more, and I could never dream of besting you at your sport.  I would like for the two of us to co-exist in a sort of harmony the likes of which haven't been seen by any in ages.  Something reminiscent of "the good old days" of your choosing.  You know what I'm talking about.  We can do it.  Dreams do come true.

Don't listen TJ..  this is Hoff's ploy to draw you into a false sense of security and fair competition..

Every time he smiles... the daggers and ninja stars are not far behind,
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:36:35
I would like to make a public response to TJ here.

I wish you no harm, and I have no interest in treading on your territory here.  You are king of klaxons, cables, and more, and I could never dream of besting you at your sport.  I would like for the two of us to co-exist in a sort of harmony the likes of which haven't been seen by any in ages.  Something reminiscent of "the good old days" of your choosing.  You know what I'm talking about.  We can do it.  Dreams do come true.

Tall and bearded united for the cause of a strong GH has a good ring to it.  Plus we'd dominate both the basketball court and shoulder wars.

GH EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS

CANDIDATE TJCAUSTIN HAILS FROM TEXES BUT DOES NOT OWN A GUN OR A TRUCK. POSSIBLY HAS EBOLA. MORE AT 12

The lamestream media would have you believe that I don't have things or do things that I have and do.  Don't fall for CaptainBadAss's propaganda.

Also, I would hire Babymetal to be official GH band.

I would like to make a public response to TJ here.

I wish you no harm, and I have no interest in treading on your territory here.  You are king of klaxons, cables, and more, and I could never dream of besting you at your sport.  I would like for the two of us to co-exist in a sort of harmony the likes of which haven't been seen by any in ages.  Something reminiscent of "the good old days" of your choosing.  You know what I'm talking about.  We can do it.  Dreams do come true.

Don't listen TJ..  this is Hoff's ploy to draw you into a false sense of security and fair competition..

Every time he smiles... the daggers and ninja stars are not far behind,

I'm immune to ninja star damage.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:41:28
MORE BREAKING NEWS HOFFMAN USES CHINESE CHILD LABOR FOR HIS NINJA STAR PRODUCTION.

COULD CBA BE A VICTIM? MORE AT 9
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: rarar on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:42:18
Scandalous!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:46:34
MORE BREAKING NEWS HOFFMAN USES CHINESE CHILD LABOR FOR HIS NINJA STAR PRODUCTION.

COULD CBA BE A VICTIM? MORE AT 9

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Novus on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:48:29
Where's the story of redemption, bible thumping, muslim bashing, illegal immigrant exploiting and brazilian mistresses?

This is too mild.
Crank it up a notch please.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 14:56:09
MORE BREAKING NEWS HOFFMAN USES CHINESE CHILD LABOR FOR HIS NINJA STAR PRODUCTION.

COULD CBA BE A VICTIM? MORE AT 9

I have ninja stars?!?!

 :confused: :confused: :confused:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:01:44
Where's the story of redemption, bible thumping, muslim bashing, illegal immigrant exploiting and brazilian mistresses?

This is too mild.
Crank it up a notch please.

Tp4 grew up on the dangerous streets of the PRC..

@ the age of 5, he went down a dangerous path due to a complete lack of parental supervision.

He began smoking, drinking, gambling and stealing at a young age..

His first fortune, a bootleg set of SD-Gundam model kits lifted from the school stationary store.


Briefly after immigration to the United States to find his parents.. TP4's troubled past followed him..

Not soon after, Tp4 was arrested for possession of fireworks, a crime equivalent to possession of firearms in the state of NJ..

After paying his debt to society accomplishing 2 tedious hours of community service and writing a 2000 word essay..  He set his sights on reform


Finally getting to college,  Tp4 briefly found religion, as there were these cute relgious chix he wanted to impress @ the Korean Catholicism studies club.


Today, Tp4 is a model citizen.. he spends his time charitably extolling words of wisdom and sharing his experiences with the world.

Idiots and savants alike are welcomed listeners..  Tp4 is generous and accommodating to all except hypocrites..


//Written and certified by the Tp4 Foundation for Awesomitude

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/pretty-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862516)


I believe this hits all your detail prompts...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:09:39
mr austin, how does it feel having a running mate that not only uses child labor for weapons but also apparently fights puppies? AND Will you distance yourself from him or continue your tall and bearded campaign?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:11:03
How can the electorate even vote for him knowing that he may be an ebola carrier and could drop dead on the campaign?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: dustinhxc on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:12:18
I challenge all comers to a debate. And by debate, I mean Pokemon battle.

Id watch a Pokemon Stadium Battle. :) Go Hoffman!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:13:37
How can the electorate even vote for him knowing that he may be an ebola carrier and could drop dead on the campaign?

you don't drop dead from ebola.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Binge on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:14:03
How can the electorate even vote for him knowing that he may be an ebola carrier and could drop dead on the campaign?

I have strong feelings about ebola, and even stronger anti-bodies.  No ebola loving pres will ever win my vote!  Do I need to research this issue?  Hell-o no!  The facts only get in the way of freedom.

Wild speculation and name calling win in the long run!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:14:47
How can the electorate even vote for him knowing that he may be an ebola carrier and could drop dead on the campaign?

I have strong feelings about ebola, and even stronger anti-bodies.  No ebola loving pres will ever win my vote!  Do I need to research this issue?  Hell-o no!  The facts only get in the way of freedom.

Wild speculation and name calling win in the long run!

did u see that new ebola nurse?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Binge on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:15:20
How can the electorate even vote for him knowing that he may be an ebola carrier and could drop dead on the campaign?

I have strong feelings about ebola, and even stronger anti-bodies.  No ebola loving pres will ever win my vote!  Do I need to research this issue?  Hell-o no!  The facts only get in the way of freedom.

Wild speculation and name calling win in the long run!

did u see that new ebola nurse?

I did and I think she's very stupid.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:15:51
How can the electorate even vote for him knowing that he may be an ebola carrier and could drop dead on the campaign?

I have strong feelings about ebola, and even stronger anti-bodies.  No ebola loving pres will ever win my vote!  Do I need to research this issue?  Hell-o no!  The facts only get in the way of freedom.

Wild speculation and name calling win in the long run!

did u see that new ebola nurse?

I did and I think she's very stupid.

but cute righ? (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/evil-smile-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862503)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Binge on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:18:21
Intellect scores points for me in the beauty dept.  Anyone willing to fly with a fever is a real jerk-off.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: eth0s on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:20:48
I'm still undecided. 

I was going to vote for rarar, who was the obvious choice, until he backed out of the race apparently on Page 2 for failing to know how to buy marijuana.

So this is such a hard choice, to choose from. 

First, I unequivocally like dreams.

But ice cream is pretty nice too.

Beer is a little nicer though, I must say.

IF somebody had both - like this:

(http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ice-cream-beer.png)

That might help me make up my undecided mind.

But then again, that TJ is pretty charismatic, so there's that to contend with.

Is that nice boy CptBadAss running?  B/c that will make it tough to decide.

Anyway, my main interests, as some of you may know, are unicorns and rainbows.  So if you want to pander to me, you'll need more of this:

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/083/d/d/Unicorns_and_Rainbows_by_bberry06.jpg)

and this:

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/274/e/7/of_rainbows__unicorns_and_ciel_by_ilovehikarukaoru-d2zvmn1.jpg)

possibly some of this:

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs29/i/2008/176/e/d/Behold_A_Rainbow_Unicorn_Ninja_by_Jess4921.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:21:55
Intellect scores points for me in the beauty dept.  Anyone willing to fly with a fever is a real jerk-off.

welllllll...... ok...... but for many people , low income, they can't waste as much money.  you can't get ur money back on plane tickets...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:25:00
Is that nice boy CptBadAss running?  B/c that will make it tough to decide.

I am indeed. In addition to beer and ice cream, I move to make the official animal a unicorn....who is pink and purple.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:26:12
anonymous sources have informed me hoffman conned tjcaustin to send the ebola nurse to ohio to wipe out cba and planned on exposing tj before the election insuring a win.
Title: .
Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:28:33
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lurch on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:41:33
To all of the candidates:

Do you love this ****?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
Are you single?
I heard you **** your girl; is it true?
Are you getting money?
Do you think that squad you're with is with you?

weed 'em out
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Binge on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:41:40
Hey candidates,

What actions have you taken to win the vote of the ergonomically concerned typist?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: eth0s on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:44:32
To all of the candidates:

Do you love this ****?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
Are you single?
I heard you **** your girl; is it true?
Are you getting money?
Do you think that squad you're with is with you?

ooh, a fun quiz?  I'm not running for office, but i love quizzes!

Q.  Do you love this ****?
A.  Meh. 

Q.  Are you high right now?
A.  zomg.  u have no idea.  About an hour ago I took 10mg Adderall + 8mg Dilaudid.  Such a nice buzz.  Focused, but mellow. (It's okay, it was RX'd by my psychiatrist.  And kids:  don't try this at home.  I'm a professional at getting high.)

Q.  Do you ever get nervous?
A.  Who me?  Well, sometimes, but I fake it like I'm not.  I'm kewl like that.

Q.  Are you single?
A.  Are you hitting on me?

Q.  I heard you **** your girl; is it true?
A.  This is kind of getting really personal.  I'm a bit uncomfortable.

Q.  Are you getting money?
A.  Wow, you are hitting on me. But yes, I am getting paid.  Beaucoup Ducats.

Q.  Do you think that squad you're with is with you?
A.  Hmm, I dunno, I guess you never know who's really with you until the zombie apocalypse happens.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 15:57:34
  • Do you love this ****?
  • Are you high right now?
  • Do you ever get nervous?
  • Are you single?
  • I heard you **** your girl; is it true?
  • Are you getting money?
  • Do you think that squad you're with is with you?

1) Hell yes
2) No
3) Nah
4) Yes
5) That's a little personal yeah?
6) I love counting stacks
7) Ride or die

What actions have you taken to win the vote of the ergonomically concerned typist?

I encourage typing breaks, changing mice/keyboards, stretching, and any ergonomic layout as long as it's the G80-5000.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HipsterPunks on Thu, 16 October 2014, 16:19:31
  • Do you love this ****?
  • Are you high right now?
  • Do you ever get nervous?
  • Are you single?
  • I heard you **** your girl; is it true?
  • Are you getting money?
  • Do you think that squad you're with is with you?

1) Hell yes
2) No
3) Nah
4) Yes
5) That's a little personal yeah?
6) I love counting stacks
7) Ride or die

What actions have you taken to win the vote of the ergonomically concerned typist?

I encourage typing breaks, changing mice/keyboards, stretching, and any ergonomic layout as long as it's the G80-5000.

now you say you support "change" and "switch diversity" but i fear a powerful ALPs dictatorship in the works. What measures or "safety nets" will be instituted to keep ALPs switches safely out of the publics hands
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 16:22:44
now you say you support "change" and "switch diversity" but i fear a powerful ALPs dictatorship in the works. What measures or "safety nets" will be instituted to keep ALPs switches safely out of the publics hands

I love all switches. Alps, buckling spring, MX, Hall Effect, beamsprang, that weird acoustic thing Haata found...the list goes on and on. Why would I keep them out of hands when I encourage diversity? I encourage you to type on what your little heart desires....even if you're wrong about Alps.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 17:12:00
now you say you support "change" and "switch diversity" but i fear a powerful ALPs dictatorship in the works. What measures or "safety nets" will be instituted to keep ALPs switches safely out of the publics hands

I love all switches. Alps, buckling spring, MX, Hall Effect, beamsprang, that weird acoustic thing Haata found...the list goes on and on. Why would I keep them out of hands when I encourage diversity? I encourage you to type on what your little heart desires....even if you're wrong about Alps.

i find your lack of topre disturing. tj and hoff are strong topre supporters. topre is what people want. topre is what people love.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 16 October 2014, 19:55:09
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:01:20
i find your lack of topre disturing. tj and hoff are strong topre supporters. topre is what people want. topre is what people love.

Just because I don't embrace your alternative lifestyle doesn't mean I don't support your right to enjoy it. Embrace that cup rubber. We can all be happy together....just not under Hoff.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:01:51
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!

Tp4 volunteer to be puppet dictator..   but Once Tp4 is installed,  Tp4 cannot promise that Tp4 won't research WMDs in secret, and attempt to decouple imperialist rule..

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: byker on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:19:08
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!

Tp4 volunteer to be puppet dictator..   but Once Tp4 is installed,  Tp4 cannot promise that Tp4 won't research WMDs in secret, and attempt to decouple imperialist rule..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


I saw whoever wins (as long as it isn't Tp4) bans the usage of Tp4's emoticons  :p
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:20:13
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!

Tp4 volunteer to be puppet dictator..   but Once Tp4 is installed,  Tp4 cannot promise that Tp4 won't research WMDs in secret, and attempt to decouple imperialist rule..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


I saw whoever wins (as long as it isn't Tp4) bans the usage of Tp4's emoticons  :p

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sleeping-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862520)

dude if you don't like the emoticons, just use adblock, and u won't see them no more.. it's personal preference..

Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:22:05
i find your lack of topre disturing. tj and hoff are strong topre supporters. topre is what people want. topre is what people love.

Just because I don't embrace your alternative lifestyle doesn't mean I don't support your right to enjoy it. Embrace that cup rubber. We can all be happy together....just not under Hoff.

multiple sources have told me that being under hoff leads to happiness  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: byker on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:22:07
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!

Tp4 volunteer to be puppet dictator..   but Once Tp4 is installed,  Tp4 cannot promise that Tp4 won't research WMDs in secret, and attempt to decouple imperialist rule..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


I saw whoever wins (as long as it isn't Tp4) bans the usage of Tp4's emoticons  :p

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sleeping-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862520)


dude if you don't like the emoticons, just use adblock, and u won't see them no more.. it's personal preference..

I was only joking, as I thought the nature of this thread was intended for.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:32:25
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!

Tp4 volunteer to be puppet dictator..   but Once Tp4 is installed,  Tp4 cannot promise that Tp4 won't research WMDs in secret, and attempt to decouple imperialist rule..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


I saw whoever wins (as long as it isn't Tp4) bans the usage of Tp4's emoticons  :p

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sleeping-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862520)


dude if you don't like the emoticons, just use adblock, and u won't see them no more.. it's personal preference..

I was only joking, as I thought the nature of this thread was intended for.

(http://www.clubtuzki.com/emoticons/tuzki_041.gif)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:40:19
I believe with my guiding influence, hoofman can and will stop using child labor manufactured ninja stars. 

Reports of me attempting to assassinate CBA are embellished.  If I tried to assassinate him, no one would know I did it.

To all of the candidates:

Do you love this ****?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
Are you single?
I heard you **** your girl; is it true?
Are you getting money?
Do you think that squad you're with is with you?

1.  I love no ****, that's how you get ebola
2.  I have never tried even one weed.
3.  Only when I talk to pretty ladies.
4.  And ready to mingle.
5.  Someone's got to do it
6 .  I've been known to get dat money.
7.  D-Squad is in my heart forever.

-
Hey candidates,

What actions have you taken to win the vote of the ergonomically concerned typist?

Ergo peripheral based tax incentives will be robust and plentiful.  Also, I suggest one 15 minute ice cream and unicorn break every hour on the hour.

I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!

I have a list of your militia's leaders and will be sending them packages that will ensure their support of their King, Klaxon.

i find your lack of topre disturing. tj and hoff are strong topre supporters. topre is what people want. topre is what people love.

Just because I don't embrace your alternative lifestyle doesn't mean I don't support your right to enjoy it. Embrace that cup rubber. We can all be happy together....just not under Hoff.

Respectfully, how can we be happy under a president that admittedly does not feed himself regularly, well or with any variety?  As your King, you will be provided with all the meals you could desire in all the dietary wants you can dream.

I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!

Tp4 volunteer to be puppet dictator..   but Once Tp4 is installed,  Tp4 cannot promise that Tp4 won't research WMDs in secret, and attempt to decouple imperialist rule..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


I saw whoever wins (as long as it isn't Tp4) bans the usage of Tp4's emoticons  :p

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sleeping-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862520)


dude if you don't like the emoticons, just use adblock, and u won't see them no more.. it's personal preference..



A vote for King Klaxon ensures every man, woman, child, otherkin and whatever other noun you might identify as will not have to use ad-block to avoid these emoji.

Remember, a vote for Klaxon is a vote for life, liberty, freedom and a fursuit of happiness.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:42:30
Rumor has it that klaxons will awaken you in the middle of the night and cause babies to cry. Do you really want to wake up to crying babies and a loud ass alarm?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:47:20
Rumor has it that klaxons will awaken you in the middle of the night and cause babies to cry. Do you really want to wake up to crying babies and a loud ass alarm?

Alarms serve a legitimate purpose.  CBA wants you to be late to your engagements and get fired from your jobs.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:47:47
which one of you three will think of the children?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:48:17
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:48:29
which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:49:27
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

the beast? is that you?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:49:59
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...


Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:52:10
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...




so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:53:40
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...




so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!

Mmm veal.

Also, if elected, King Klaxon would make it where wearing a geekhack hoodie would not feel too nerdy to do so that everyone can get a hoodie.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:54:28
king... in america.

first steps of turning gh commie?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:54:59
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

But... I've been training my niece for years.... 

(http://i.imgur.com/Bma96uk.jpg)

This is her in her dark cloak, learning how to "take care of" all the little children you see before her.  The mirror is for full evil genius effect.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:56:43
that's a child with an evil plan.


"when my uncle is out of the picture, i will rule these keyboard nerds with an iron first and gold pacifier"
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:57:05
Wow, Hoff has been supporting child labor for years... But she's so cute!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:57:23
king... in america.

first steps of turning gh commie?

I'm not sure u know what commie means.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:58:00
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...




so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!

Mmm veal.

Also, if elected, King Klaxon would make it where wearing a geekhack hoodie would not feel too nerdy to do so that everyone can get a hoodie.

Do you promise..  diagonal zipper, and cool shoulder pockets..
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:59:38
which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

But... I've been training my niece for years.... 

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/Bma96uk.jpg)


This is her in her dark cloak, learning how to "take care of" all the little children you see before her.  The mirror is for full evil genius effect.

Ok, we can use children for our dark goals, just don't tell people about it. 

king... in america.

first steps of turning gh commie?

I'm not sure u know what commie means.

Baseless accusations of commieness will be banned in Klaxon's geekhack as all but demik have the right to free expression.

which one of you three will think of the children?

I am always thinking of the children.  ;)

Hoof, we talked about this, you can't use children for evil anymore.  Think of the poll numbers.

which one of you three will think of the children?

which of those three doesn't EAT children.. 

that's the tough question one aught to be asking..

I will go on record to say I do not eat human children.  Cow children, however...




so honest..

























that I don't believe it.. !!

Mmm veal.

Also, if elected, King Klaxon would make it where wearing a geekhack hoodie would not feel too nerdy to do so that everyone can get a hoodie.

Do you promise..  diagonal zipper, and cool shoulder pockets..

I promise you whatever hoodie you desire.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:03:47
(http://images.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/32521486_050_b?$zoom$&defaultImage=)

If elected, unicorn onesies in GH or this color scheme for all.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:04:29
i dont think i can pull off the creep look as good as that guy
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:05:46
You will have plenty of time to practice if I'm elected.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:07:33
i dont know how to take that.

but im excited and scared at the same time
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:08:26
How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:08:46
You will have plenty of time to practice if I'm elected.

It won't even be considered creepy if I am elected
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: digi on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:08:52
should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:09:15
should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

but linkbane is banned
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:10:07
should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

I would have you quartered for suggesting that linkbane be our leader.

Even sifo is a stretch for my opinions.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:11:51
How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt

You will be the first person to enter my prison systems.

In other news, I may lose the type off but I'll win the pokemon battle.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Binge on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:13:30
How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt

You will be the first person to enter my prison systems.

In other news, I may lose the type off but I'll win the pokemon battle.

Well how the hell am I supposed to follow a leader who can't type better than the other potential leader?!!? POLITICING IS HARD
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:13:50
train your pokemon to type and fight for you
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:14:20
How can I cast negative votes for CBA? Is that a thing? That onsie is making me ill

-1 vote for the cpt

You will be the first person to enter my prison systems.

In other news, I may lose the type off but I'll win the pokemon battle.

Except you won't even win that against my shiny god pokemen.

The only person imprisoned under klaxon (besides demik for thoughtcrime) will be my opponent CBA for slander.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: RED-404 on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:26:39
I vote for anyone with a Mercedes Benz 600 W100.
We need a proper evil dictator to keep things in order.
(http://red.dazoe.net/stuff/i246635.jpg)(http://red.dazoe.net/stuff/3004h.1808.jpg)
(http://red.dazoe.net/stuff/91ef49b7dfceeb04495bae1c1f99a365.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:31:18
should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

I know I type faster than CBA, and if TJ and I continue to be friendly I shouldn't have to worry about him.  I like this idea.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Puddsy on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:32:14
I vote for anyone with a Mercedes Benz 600 W100.
We need a proper evil dictator to keep things in order.
Show Image
(http://red.dazoe.net/stuff/i246635.jpg)
Show Image
(http://red.dazoe.net/stuff/3004h.1808.jpg)

Show Image
(http://red.dazoe.net/stuff/91ef49b7dfceeb04495bae1c1f99a365.jpg)


how much is one of these

i need one for the illuminati
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: digi on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:33:12
should have a type-off, whoever has the best WPM = president of GH and the Interwebs.

I know I type faster than CBA, and if TJ and I continue to be friendly I shouldn't have to worry about him.  I like this idea.

those are fighting words mr. hoff =]
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 16 October 2014, 22:01:34
Hoffman vs CPT? T_T BUT I LOVE THEM BOTH
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 22:06:31
Hoffman vs CPT? T_T BUT I LOVE THEM BOTH

But think of all the Spotted Cow I can give you!!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: FrostyToast on Thu, 16 October 2014, 22:11:39
I play Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: keyton on Thu, 16 October 2014, 23:22:26
I nominate Kmiller8!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:41:27
I AM THE PRESIDENT.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:43:45
I AM THE PRESIDENT.


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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:46:36
I AM THE PRESIDENT.

Mr. President, I've heard from some reliable sources that you are a closet user of Apple devices.

Your response?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:47:15
I USE APPLE DEVICES TO REINFORCE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPERIORITY OF WINDOWS 98.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:50:57
I USE APPLE DEVICES TO REINFORCE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPERIORITY OF WINDOWS 98.

I've also heard from a reliable source that Windows 98 is an inferior operating system prone to frequent crashes. And I also heard you ACTUALLY prefer Windows ME over Windows 98 and 3.1.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:51:51
I USE APPLE DEVICES TO REINFORCE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPERIORITY OF WINDOWS 98.

I've also heard from a reliable source that Windows 98 is an inferior operating system prone to frequent crashes. And I also heard you ACTUALLY prefer Windows ME over Windows 98 and 3.1.

YOUR SOURCE IS RELIABLY WRONG.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:51:51
Just because you say you're the president doesn't mean you are. Watch:

DON'T BELIEVE IN THE IMPOSTER.

I AM THE TRUE PRESIDENT.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:52:56
Just because you say you're the president doesn't mean you are. Watch:

DON'T BELIEVE IN THE IMPOSTER.

I AM THE TRUE PRESIDENT.

NO YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE WRONG. I AM THE PRESIDENT.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:53:43
Throwing a tantrum certainly won't make you president.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:54:17
Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:54:55
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:56:27
Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:57:14
Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

Wow. Look, Hoff thinks he can control this election and he's not even in power yet. That's called rigging the vote and it's illegal!!!!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:59:49
Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 17 October 2014, 09:01:40
Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?

I DON'T NEED TO GET RE-ELECTED IN ORDER TO BE THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 17 October 2014, 09:05:04
Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?

I DON'T NEED TO GET RE-ELECTED IN ORDER TO BE THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT!

Wouldn't that make you a dictator?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 17 October 2014, 09:08:09
Can we keep this on topic?  MW may be the "President", but he was not elected in a proper manner.  We are working to elect a new leader and we are doing it the right way.

If you'd like to nominate yourself, that's fine.


Also, this huge text is really cool, I think we should all do that.

YOU'RE WRONG. I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT, NOW AND FOREVER!

If re-elected, what are your administrative plans for GeekHack.org? What do you promise to bring to GeekHack?

I DON'T NEED TO GET RE-ELECTED IN ORDER TO BE THE PRESIDENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT!

Wouldn't that make you a dictator?

I guess so.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 09:09:58
Well that was a fun tangent.

CPTBadAss, what kind of ice cream do you have to offer?  I've heard you throw some names around, but do you have any pictures?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 17 October 2014, 09:12:27
Well that was a fun tangent.

CPTBadAss, what kind of ice cream do you have to offer?  I've heard you throw some names around, but do you have any pictures?

Bottom pics or no legit

Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 17 October 2014, 09:44:01
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lurch on Fri, 17 October 2014, 09:51:17
2quit
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:08:04
no americone dream

i am disappoint
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:11:33
no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:
  • Dreams
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Binge on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:11:46
CPT- Some people say diversity is the pallet of the canvas of our world.  What do you think is the canvas of the world?  Do you share the same views as these hippies?

Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:17:58
no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:
  • Dreams
2 pints of americone dream and 3 boxes of thin mints and you have my vote
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:18:27
Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?

I don't believe in the shackles of time that you call "hours".  I believe that we should all be free to enjoy our time as we please.

I don't charge friends.  ;)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:19:03
no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:
  • Dreams
2 pints of americone dream and 3 boxes of thin mints and you have my vote

Well I've already sent you half a box of thin mints, so I'm off to a great start!   :thumb:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Binge on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:35:49
Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?

I don't believe in the shackles of time that you call "hours".  I believe that we should all be free to enjoy our time as we please.

I don't charge friends.  ;)

I think I'm being bribed and I like it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:44:36
Hoffman- I need help with some tall trees in my yard.  What are your hourly rates and are gutters also an option?

I don't believe in the shackles of time that you call "hours".  I believe that we should all be free to enjoy our time as we please.

I don't charge friends.  ;)

I think I'm being bribed and I like it.

He means he doesn't charge friends with crimes. 

His presidency will be hourly charged.

no americone dream

i am disappoint

I support Americone Dream.  Please see below.

What I have to offer:
  • Dreams
2 pints of americone dream and 3 boxes of thin mints and you have my vote


It's in the mail via express.  I shouldn't have to win your vote, though.  Just saying.

A new law that will be enacted once I become your president and King will be to ban MW from the presidency for acts unbefitting of the presidency.  Also, I will make it illegal to merely claim presidential domain over gh.  We are people of reason, not savages that use broken operating systems from the past.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:53:40
demik,

I thought all you had to do was make the "Shaggin' Wagon" and you would be declared King of all Geekhack. I believe that offer still stands, right mkawa?

And it's probably an open offer to anyone who wants to be the King. Sorry to those who want an election, but the King derives his power from divine providence, and is therefore more powerful than an elected official, whose power is derived solely from the people, mere mortal beings, who are governed.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:55:54
demik,

I thought all you had to do was make the "Shaggin' Wagon" and you would be declared King of all Geekhack. I believe that offer still stands, right mkawa?

And it's probably an open offer to anyone who wants to be the King. Sorry to those who want an election, but the King derives his power from divine providence, and is therefore more powerful than an elected official, whose power is derived solely from the people, mere mortal beings, who are governed.

Then, that means I'm already King as my title was bestowed upon me. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:56:30
jd.

little do you know that whomever you pick becomes automatically the pres.

candidates, butter up your deciding (and only) vote.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:56:56
demik,

I thought all you had to do was make the "Shaggin' Wagon" and you would be declared King of all Geekhack. I believe that offer still stands, right mkawa?

And it's probably an open offer to anyone who wants to be the King. Sorry to those who want an election, but the King derives his power from divine providence, and is therefore more powerful than an elected official, whose power is derived solely from the people, mere mortal beings, who are governed.

WHAT THE HECK, JD

not cool
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Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 17 October 2014, 13:58:17
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 14:02:31
That moose isn't backwards.

Also, how can something anonymous be king?  Maybe I shall allow you to be duke, depending on the dowry you give.
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Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 17 October 2014, 14:12:00
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 14:17:23
That moose isn't backwards.

Also, how can something anonymous be king?  Maybe I shall allow you to be duke, depending on the dowry you give.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

I'm not even a little bored by your peasant threats.  Begone.
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Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 17 October 2014, 14:20:32
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 17 October 2014, 16:38:09
That moose isn't backwards.

Also, how can something anonymous be king?  Maybe I shall allow you to be duke, depending on the dowry you give.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Hmmm, while I can't make an official pronouncement yet, things are looking up for you, esoomenona. I do love me some gorilla warfare.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 17 October 2014, 16:39:15
If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:19:45
If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:30:03
If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

you mean clacks for clunkers?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:31:27
If GON becomes president will his boards be cheaper? Something like obamacare but with keyboards?

Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.

you mean clacks for clunkers?

Another good program I will instigate once voted into office.  demik, you may be my secretary of angry just yet.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:32:35
already putting me to work?
(http://i.imgur.com/ZJsn4c4.gif)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:44:10
Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.
Clacks for clunkers and Klaxbamacare...

So are you running as a representative of the Cherry party or the Topre party?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:52:40
Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.
Clacks for clunkers and Klaxbamacare...

So are you running as a representative of the Cherry party or the Topre party?

While I recognize the high points of both parties, I am a true independent.

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3931/15405512532_34acbf617c_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/ptkha3)DSC00425.jpg (https://flic.kr/p/ptkha3) by tjcaustin (https://www.flickr.com/people/20887387@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:53:24
Why does GON have to become president for custom prices to drop?

Klaxbamacare means better keyboards for all.

But you can't keep your old keyboard if it doesn't meet the guidelines I'll set forth.
Clacks for clunkers and Klaxbamacare...

So are you running as a representative of the Cherry party or the Topre party?

While I recognize the high points of both parties, I am a true independent.

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3931/15405512532_34acbf617c_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/ptkha3)DSC00425.jpg (https://flic.kr/p/ptkha3) by tjcaustin (https://www.flickr.com/people/20887387@N06/), on Flickr
Point well made. Wow.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:53:59
you say independent, i say flip flopper
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:55:33
He's a dadgum flip floppin' stem switcher.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 18:59:06
he's a.....................




cherry picker.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:01:57
you say independent, i say flip flopper

You say flip flopper, I say has a thumb on the vein of all things important to all geekhackers, no matter their allegiance.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:08:27
don't stand for something, fall for anything.

(http://mentalammo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/crosshair.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: clacktalk on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:11:29
don't stand for something, fall for anything.

That was catchy. I'm on board
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:20:10
don't stand for something, fall for anything.

Show Image
(http://mentalammo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/crosshair.jpg)


Your heinous attitude is exactly why civil discourse is difficult even when attempting simple and basic things.  I will work to combat this nature daily.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HipsterPunks on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:27:51
I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:38:20
I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.


There are already 3 parties...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: kmiller8 on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:39:52
I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.


There are already 3 parties...

... in my pants
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:40:40
I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.


There are already 3 parties...

right party
wrong party
demik party
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:43:49
I like the cut of your jib demik, i hope you choose to run as a third party candidate.


There are already 3 parties...

right party
wrong party
demik party

So you're missing someone, still.

Obv, the parties are:

Right party - Me
Wrong party - CBA
Demik party (sub of wrong party)

Where's the hoof, you dirty person.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:46:04
wow you already forgot your alliance to hoff?

hoff, you see this? back stabbing you already.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:48:18
wow you already forgot your alliance to hoff?

hoff, you see this? back stabbing you already.

Tall and bearded is an alliance, not a party.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:49:13
you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:50:56
you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Well, you just got yourself crossed off the list as a part of our coalition.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:52:43
you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Have you ever been to a HoffParty?  No.

:llama:

(T-Parties are fun too)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:55:23
you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Have you ever been to a HoffParty?  No.

:llama:

(T-Parties are fun too)

Demik's never been invited to any party and I think it's clear why.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Fri, 17 October 2014, 19:59:36
you're right, not a party.

'cause it's boring af

Have you ever been to a HoffParty?  No.

:llama:

(T-Parties are fun too)

Demik's never been invited to any party and I think it's clear why.

well thanks for reminding me of high school.


;_;
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 17 October 2014, 20:01:55
wow you already forgot your alliance to hoff?

hoff, you see this? back stabbing you already.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/N64Ixgqft6oGQ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:17:45
CPT- Some people say diversity is the pallet of the canvas of our world.  What do you think is the canvas of the world?  Do you share the same views as these hippies?

The canvas of the world? Keyboards...which shoot out 8bit pixels and tunes...driven by coffee and ice cream.

While I recognize the high points of both parties, I am a true independent.

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3931/15405512532_34acbf617c_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/ptkha3)DSC00425.jpg (https://flic.kr/p/ptkha3) by tjcaustin (https://www.flickr.com/people/20887387@N06/), on Flickr

This just in, tjcaustin calls himself independent but really is just stealing my style. Can you really vote for a man who doesn't have his own ideas? He's a picture of that OG swag.

(http://i.minus.com/jBnKEFCJI6525.jpg)

Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:20:25
swagger jackers are not wanted!!!

CPTBADASSPRESIDENTOFTHEWORLD
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Post by: esoomenona on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:21:00
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:25:43
We need some socialism up in here. Keycaps for everybody, nobody will be special!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: NeedAFix on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:31:23
All examples of attempted socialism have ended up with the incredibly poor living to the extravagantly rich, not really "everyone is equal" is it?

You can all keep voting little presidents in and such, I'm already Imperator of the World, going for the Universe next. :)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:33:17
Show Image
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I can't see i.minus at work...  :(
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Post by: esoomenona on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:38:24
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 20 October 2014, 15:20:54
(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2946/15471894815_5d6303ab38_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/pzcvia)DSC00443.jpg (https://flic.kr/p/pzcvia) by tjcaustin (https://www.flickr.com/people/20887387@N06/), on Flickr

Only someone scared of losing would use an old picture as a kind of slander to my character.  Also, I'm custom sleeving and powder coating things you too scared to do.

Why have a scared president when you can have a bold King?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 20 October 2014, 15:25:33
Only someone scared of losing would use an old picture as a kind of slander to my character.  Also, I'm custom powder coating things you too scared to do.

Swagjacking part 2. Tjcaustin claims I'm too scared to powder coat things? I offer this rebuttal.

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3918/15345696925_a7436137a4.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:07:48
Only someone scared of losing would use an old picture as a kind of slander to my character.  Also, I'm custom powder coating things you too scared to do.

Swagjacking part 2. Tjcaustin claims I'm too scared to powder coat things? I offer this rebuttal.

Show Image
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3918/15345696925_a7436137a4.jpg)


And I'm curious, where did you get this color, since we're talking about swagjacking.  You wouldn't have stolen this from a neutral member of this group, would you?  Especially when you try to excoriate me for swagjacking?

Oh wait...

Unassailable proof that CBA thinks you aren't smart enough to recognize his swagjacking.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:10:11
You call it swagjacking. I call it CBA X JD collabo. Please, members, do you really want to vote for a contender who doesn't know what a collabo is *AND* steals swagger? You decide.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:10:42
I don't know where you're going with that argument, TJ.  That colour is just a standard purple, right?  RIGHT?? 

My opponent wouldn't have stolen a very unique colour from someone else, would he?  WOULD HE??



He did.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: demik on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:24:13
I don't know where you're going with that argument, TJ.  That colour is just a standard purple, right?  RIGHT?? 

My opponent wouldn't have stolen a very unique colour from someone else, would he?  WOULD HE??



He did.

colour?

COLOUR?

Colour????
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Post by: esoomenona on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:27:35
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:30:34
You call it swagjacking. I call it CBA X JD collabo. Please, members, do you really want to vote for a contender who doesn't know what a collabo is *AND* steals swagger? You decide.

Pure double talk.

When I do a thing, it's negative.  When he does the same thing, it's a positive.  I ask you, voting members of geekhack, do you want someone with this bias as your president?  I do not.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:47:22
At least I went for President and not "King".
Title: Re: OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD
Post by: FrostyToast on Mon, 20 October 2014, 21:10:29
Only someone scared of losing would use an old picture as a kind of slander to my character.  Also, I'm custom powder coating things you too scared to do.

Swagjacking part 2. Tjcaustin claims I'm too scared to powder coat things? I offer this rebuttal.

Show Image
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3918/15345696925_a7436137a4.jpg)


This just in! CPT doesn't have the balls to paint his car
Can we start a fundraiser so I can make my car purple? :P
CPT, how do you have the money to campaign for the GH Ruler of the World, but not the funds to paint your own car?
My conclusion is that you don't have the guts to roll around in a purple Nissan.