Clack Therapy

[PunksDead]

Mmmm assplay

[keyladding]

Ewwwww

[tchevass]

I just bought a french press

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[Fire Brand]

I see Clack has yet to announce the winner of the music video one yet


I hope you consider me, Carefully

[Halverson]

don't worry, if his previous work is any indication, then you'll be able to tell the difference

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kek

It's a thing of beauty

hlaverson pls.

my cat makes better bootleg caps in her litter box on a daily basis.

That's a thing of beauty

[noisyturtle]

don't worry, if his previous work is any indication, then you'll be able to tell the difference

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kek

[rowdy]

.....5)  AND THIS MAY COME AS A HUGE SICK SHOCK TO SOME!!!
So hold on to your butts!!!
ARE YOU READY???!!!
GRAB A HOLD OF EACH PLUMP CHEEK!!!...

I... HAVE... NEVER... EVER... BLACKLISTED... ANYONE !!!

LoL, that might change though, you never know...
I've had people blacklist themselves (so worth it btw, some of the best PMs and emails I've ever read).

And that my friends is why that post is so damn funny. I actually had it printed out and hanging on my wall for a while, just so I could be reminded what Abraham Lincon once said- (and I quote) "If it's on the internet, it must be true".


Also the posters name was hilarious (for those that know the reference) so I guess the beef they had was likely not with me to begin with. lol

For the TL;DR crowd-
Clackz broke the webz and hurt wuz the buttz that got in the way.

When can I let go of my plump cheeks please?

It's getting more and more difficult to type.

RELEASE THE CHEEKS!

The pleasure is over.

Thank you, sir.

Cheeks released, I think - one arm and both cheeks are now numb.

[mrlooolz]

.....5)  AND THIS MAY COME AS A HUGE SICK SHOCK TO SOME!!!
So hold on to your butts!!!
ARE YOU READY???!!!
GRAB A HOLD OF EACH PLUMP CHEEK!!!...

I... HAVE... NEVER... EVER... BLACKLISTED... ANYONE !!!

LoL, that might change though, you never know...
I've had people blacklist themselves (so worth it btw, some of the best PMs and emails I've ever read).

And that my friends is why that post is so damn funny. I actually had it printed out and hanging on my wall for a while, just so I could be reminded what Abraham Lincon once said- (and I quote) "If it's on the internet, it must be true".


Also the posters name was hilarious (for those that know the reference) so I guess the beef they had was likely not with me to begin with. lol

For the TL;DR crowd-
Clackz broke the webz and hurt wuz the buttz that got in the way.

When can I let go of my plump cheeks please?

It's getting more and more difficult to type.

RELEASE THE CHEEKS!

The pleasure is over.

Thank you, sir.

Cheeks released, I think - one arm and both cheeks are now numb.

hELLO xD. When I entered CV i realised i missed the rules about the account age! So I removed my posts. One however still won and I forgot about it till today!! The funny thing is i promised to give this cap to rowdy! he always missed the CV and was to late that it was funny and became a thing. THE BIG SURPRISE. look what color i Got! .THE GODs are smiling on you. GZ buddy. PM me and well sort out the sending.

[toxicdrift]

This is awesome, congrats rowdy

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[rowdy]

.....5)  AND THIS MAY COME AS A HUGE SICK SHOCK TO SOME!!!
So hold on to your butts!!!
ARE YOU READY???!!!
GRAB A HOLD OF EACH PLUMP CHEEK!!!...

I... HAVE... NEVER... EVER... BLACKLISTED... ANYONE !!!

LoL, that might change though, you never know...
I've had people blacklist themselves (so worth it btw, some of the best PMs and emails I've ever read).

And that my friends is why that post is so damn funny. I actually had it printed out and hanging on my wall for a while, just so I could be reminded what Abraham Lincon once said- (and I quote) "If it's on the internet, it must be true".


Also the posters name was hilarious (for those that know the reference) so I guess the beef they had was likely not with me to begin with. lol

For the TL;DR crowd-
Clackz broke the webz and hurt wuz the buttz that got in the way.

When can I let go of my plump cheeks please?

It's getting more and more difficult to type.

RELEASE THE CHEEKS!

The pleasure is over.

Thank you, sir.

Cheeks released, I think - one arm and both cheeks are now numb.

hELLO xD. When I entered CV i realised i missed the rules about the account age! So I removed my posts. One however still won and I forgot about it till today!! The funny thing is i promised to give this cap to rowdy! he always missed the CV and was to late that it was funny and became a thing. THE BIG SURPRISE. look what color i Got! .THE GODs are smiling on you. GZ buddy. PM me and well sort out the sending.

That's awesome

Thank you

[keyladding]

I just bought a french press

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I think you meant the coffee thread.

[keyladding]

Is this "Floatikus" Mr. Click Clack himself?  Never seen this one before.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clack-Factory-Heartless-MK-I-Topre-Skull-/252548156338?nav=SEARCH

[romevi]

Is this "Floatikus" Mr. Click Clack himself?  Never seen this one before.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clack-Factory-Heartless-MK-I-Topre-Skull-/252548156338?nav=SEARCH

 

[Photekq]

Is this "Floatikus" Mr. Click Clack himself?  Never seen this one before.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clack-Factory-Heartless-MK-I-Topre-Skull-/252548156338?nav=SEARCH

Looks like a more boring friday jr )

[joey]

I think the only two bidders on that right now are shill bidders :/

[heedpantsnow]

Is this "Floatikus" Mr. Click Clack himself?  Never seen this one before.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clack-Factory-Heartless-MK-I-Topre-Skull-/252548156338?nav=SEARCH

Looks like a more boring friday jr )

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

[btctopre]

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

floatikus confirmed moose

[heedpantsnow]

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

floatikus confirmed moose

Hmm well I guess it's not fake then?

[noisyturtle]

Is this "Floatikus" Mr. Click Clack himself?  Never seen this one before.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clack-Factory-Heartless-MK-I-Topre-Skull-/252548156338?nav=SEARCH

Looks to be the same color the recent Ogres and white walker looking cap. So... same exact cap but with red eyes instead of clear/blue.

[meiosis]

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

floatikus confirmed moose

Hmm well I guess it's not fake then?

floatikus and basibeth  or something on ebay both sold ~20 cc's combined this past year, as well as a few one off's quite recently, think someone would have spoken up if they were fake (or at least suspicious)

[heedpantsnow]

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

floatikus confirmed moose

Hmm well I guess it's not fake then?

floatikus and basibeth  or something on ebay both sold ~20 cc's combined this past year, as well as a few one off's quite recently, think someone would have spoken up if they were fake (or at least suspicious)

Gotcha, thanks. Sorry for the false alarm.


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[keyladding]

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

floatikus confirmed moose

Hmm well I guess it's not fake then?

floatikus and basibeth  or something on ebay both sold ~20 cc's combined this past year, as well as a few one off's quite recently, think someone would have spoken up if they were fake (or at least suspicious)

Gotcha, thanks. Sorry for the false alarm.


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So where are they getting all these new unique versions?

[meiosis]

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

floatikus confirmed moose

Hmm well I guess it's not fake then?

floatikus and basibeth  or something on ebay both sold ~20 cc's combined this past year, as well as a few one off's quite recently, think someone would have spoken up if they were fake (or at least suspicious)

Gotcha, thanks. Sorry for the false alarm.


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I could be wrong as well, no one has really spoken up but I think in the cAse of heartless he made it the same time as the cvs. I'm sure there have been fakes funneled through eBay.. There are some almost exactly identical

[iamtootallforthis]

CC is not based in Texas, and the features are not very sharp on that Clark...uh, I mean Clack.

floatikus confirmed moose

Hmm well I guess it's not fake then?

floatikus and basibeth  or something on ebay both sold ~20 cc's combined this past year, as well as a few one off's quite recently, think someone would have spoken up if they were fake (or at least suspicious)

Gotcha, thanks. Sorry for the false alarm.


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So where are they getting all these new unique versions?

Floatikus seems to be getting them "from CC" and batthebold was selling older CCs.

[thatsmrdoctortoyou]

Hang in there mr. clack man! Remember, it is always darkest before the day dawneth.

Good luck to all those anxiously awaiting invoices! 

[iamtootallforthis]

Hope your health keeps improving CC!

Looking forward to seeing the happy folks who receive invoices. Please pick me

[pr0ximity]

Wonder how many of the song suggestions he's made it through

[atlas3686]

Wonder how many of the song suggestions he's made it through

Was also wondering this, that was quite a list

[joey]

Got an invoice!

[iamtootallforthis]

Got an invoice!

I am jealous man! Congrats though!

[sleepy916]

Got an invoice!

This is not therapy, get out!  )

[snoopy]

wonder when he will be doing the murdered out one

congrats @ joey!

[joey]

Got an invoice!

This is not therapy, get out!  )

There's no 'post your clack invoices' thread, sorry

[pr0ximity]

wonder when he will be doing the murdered out one

congrats @ joey!

Should be coming up if he's going in order, here's the murdered out post: https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=77786.msg2105568#msg2105568 winner have been identified only a couple of pages before.

[joey]

There's 19 winners for the car one so far.

(Including you pr0x)

[pr0ximity]

There's 19 winners for the car one so far.

(Including you pr0x)

Indeed

[Moistgun]

Congratulations everyone

[noisyturtle]

There's 19 winners for the car one so far.

that one sucked

it was raining so hard that day, all my clacks would get washed away off the strangers hoods I was placing them on.

[iamtootallforthis]

There's 19 winners for the car one so far.

that one sucked

it was raining so hard that day, all my clacks would get washed away off the strangers hoods I was placing them on.

I didn't get to enter that day 

[jerue]

friend told me I won CV

log in to check CV

was skipped for car day

back into the ether I go 

congrats friend!

[Moistgun]

There's 19 winners for the car one so far.

that one sucked

it was raining so hard that day, all my clacks would get washed away off the strangers hoods I was placing them on.

I didn't get to enter that day 

At least you got to enter any of the days lol

[naasfu]

cc, when i said non-entry, i was just joking!!  haha so funny, right?  right?

edit:  yay!  thank you

[joey]

cc, when i said non-entry, i was just joking!!  haha so funny, right?  right?

edit:  yay!  thank you

[iamtootallforthis]

Still nothing 

[joey]

Still nothing 

You haven't entered any of the ones he's going through D:

[iamtootallforthis]

Still nothing 

You haven't entered any of the ones he's going through D:

I haven't followed where he got up to.

[joey]

Still nothing 

You haven't entered any of the ones he's going through D:

I haven't followed where he got up to.

napkins.

[iamtootallforthis]

Still nothing 

You haven't entered any of the ones he's going through D:

I haven't followed where he got up to.

napkins.

Ah okay. I'm on the next page or two. 53 I think

[noisyturtle]

Assuming if you've already won a cap or two previously that means you didn't make it to the full orgy, or have some previous winners received a new invoice as well?

Just trying to hold onto hope that CC's going day by day and perhaps there's still one more chance... for everyone! For everyone, of course!   

[kinglukas38]

I've won 1 prior and won 3 today, looks like you can go past