Dominant Armpit Smell Questionnaire

[Kavik]

Given you have just exercised vigorously or have not bathed for 1+ days,

1. Does the smellier of your two armpits correspond with your handedness, i.e. is B.O. more pungent in your left armpit if you are left handed?

2. If you are ambidextrous, do both of your armpits smell equally bad?

[xtrafrood]

Wait, are you saying that some people only have stinky armpits?  Meaning that no other place on their body smells other than their armpits.  Dang..

[noisyturtle]

My armpits accumulate smell in equal measure. What bothers me is how quickly my balls get smelly. Like an hour after showering my balls start making miso soup again, it's crazy.

Did you know in a large focus group used in a university study most people could not distinguish the difference between the scent of armpits and parmesan cheese?

[buryberry]

making miso soup

such a concise, apt description

[Kavik]

Wait, are you saying that some people only have stinky armpits?  Meaning that no other place on their body smells other than their armpits.  Dang..

Pretty much. Eventually the dangly bits and cleftal horizon start to stink with enough use, but that usually takes longer to be noticeable.

My armpits accumulate smell in equal measure. What bothers me is how quickly my balls get smelly. Like an hour after showering my balls start making miso soup again, it's crazy.

Did you know in a large focus group used in a university study most people could not distinguish the difference between the scent of armpits and parmesan cheese?

Noisy, you never disappoint. This made me laugh out loud.

[chyros]

My armpits accumulate smell in equal measure. What bothers me is how quickly my balls get smelly. Like an hour after showering my balls start making miso soup again, it's crazy.

Did you know in a large focus group used in a university study most people could not distinguish the difference between the scent of armpits and parmesan cheese?

Fun fact; the chemical chiefly responsible for the smell of parmezan cheese is also responsible for the smell of vomit.

[Findecanor]

making miso soup

such a concise, apt description

I will never eat miso soup again. Thanks.

[Olumin]

Is me not liking this post enough ground for me to report it?

[noisyturtle]

Is me not liking this post enough ground for me to report it?

The fact that you bothered to comment in this thread is proof that it is worth existing.

[Darthbaggins]

pits don't really get smelly, but my feet could clear a small town when they get their summer funk.

[pixelpusher]

My armpits accumulate smell in equal measure. What bothers me is how quickly my balls get smelly. Like an hour after showering my balls start making miso soup again, it's crazy.

Did you know in a large focus group used in a university study most people could not distinguish the difference between the scent of armpits and parmesan cheese?

smelly balls:  try lume deodorant.  Holy ****, it works.  I was so tired of ball stink.  Thought it was just part of getting older.  Nope.  It's just bacteria going at the sweat.  The only thing I don't like about lume is that you basically have to apply it with your fingers, so it gets on your hands, making them smell like the deodorant and feel dry.  But I'll take that over smelly downstairs.  Works on the back door just as well.  It's a huge improvement for me.  Can't recommend more highly.

[iri]

What the **** is wrong with your balls, people?

[pixelpusher]

What the **** is wrong with your balls, people?

It’s weird.  It wasn’t a problem until the past few years.  I’d say it started around age 40.  You just get smelly as you age.  /shrug

[SBJ]

It is mostly 50/50 for me.
But sometimes my right one will smell a lot worse than my left one. Probably because that's my mouse hand.