Long story short, Glissant has this sweet mx mini that I fell in love with. I looked over at him with puppy eyes, mumbling how much I really liked typing on it. "You're not getting that keyboard." was all he said. Not one to take no for an answer, I wrote a little story on notepad to try to convince him of our love. It was only meant to be for lols but then he liked it so much that told me to post it. So I hope, if you've read it, you'll be on my side and convince him that mx mini and I are meant to be together. I hope this isn't considered NSFW, it's just meant to be a funny story
The story:
"Mmm.." I moan as my fingers press down on your body.
The resistance sends shivers down my spine. I love the way you clink softly as I type away.
You're so sleek. So silent, so perfectly smooth. It's what first drew you to me.
I felt dirty as my chocmini was only a few inches away, forgotten and abandoned. I couldn't help
myself. You drew me to you with your metal case, your smooth black keyset, the splash of color on
the ctrl, shift, and alt keys. I bit my finger. Should I? Should I touch you? I tentatively touched
the "J"key. The resistance was beautiful. It felt fresh, new, springy, wonderful. I lost myself in
your keys, typing away, my fingers exploring you. I was far gone now, I couldn't stop. I couldn't
believe I had ever been with those Dell keyboards, or even that Choc Mini. It was wrong, it was so
wrong. It was you all this time I had been waiting for. It was you, with your soft tinkling sound,
your cushioned touch. It was you all this time that I was waiting for. I paused from my frenzy, my
lips parted, my fingers hovering over your perfect body. I wanted you. I would have to tell the Chocmini
somehow, but it was me and you from now on. I wanted you in my usb slot. I wanted your big pink
cable in my tight usb slot. In that moment, I knew I was gone.
I opened my usb slot. Your thick cable was in my hand, ready to be put in. I moaned as I pushed
you into the slot. The window popped up, installing the driver. My toes curled with anticipation. I was so
ready for this. It finished installing and my fingers touched you. Slowly, but then the pace
quickened. I moaned loudly at the smoothness and resistance of our typing. Together we made beautiful
music and words. Together we typed paragraphs, endless sonnets of passion. My wpm was reaching levels
it had never seen before. My heart was racing, my breath came out ragged, desperate. So close now.
So close so close so- aaaaah! I finished typing and slumped back into my chair, waves of ecstacy
flowing through me. You were amazing. You were just so...sensual.
I looked over at my chocmini with disdain.
"Get out." I muttered. "Just pack your cable and get the **** out."
It was me and you now, mx mini. Just us.
