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Title: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: Mandolin on Thu, 03 April 2014, 17:25:20

http://www.ebay.com/itm/181371037148 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/181371037148)

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAwMFgxNTAw/z/lA8AAOxyUylTPd2y/$_57.JPG)
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/kEgAAOxylpNTPdlK/$_57.JPG)

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 03 April 2014, 17:25:48

We already saw it man

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: Mandolin on Thu, 03 April 2014, 17:26:46

It's got hair now. I ended the other item to finish it properly and here it is.

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 03 April 2014, 17:39:20

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    Epic face.
    Awesome mustache
    Deadly eyebrows
    Disgusting dreadlocks
    Precious Vicuna (mustache), Guanaco (dreadlocks) and alpaca hairs (eyebrows)!
    Golden poop.
    Hand Painted, hand made, just awesome.

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My take on it's appearance differs from Saturnus like imaging. He, as a God, might have a powerful expression that conveys emotion worthy of a god, nonetheless he is of manure.
The God of creamy butt nuggets, as he ****s all day long, without measure of a doubt should have a ****ting expression, that some might call it a "fart face" (like he gambled on a fart and lost).
It's just the way it is.

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The God of creamy butt nuggets

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbxfprnrm21qcqlp3.jpg)

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 03 April 2014, 18:10:49

Will it get me chicks?

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: Photoelectric on Thu, 03 April 2014, 18:23:45

Reminds me of Ray's old avatar.  Or this guy (http://media.ifccenter.com/images/films/el-topo_592x299.jpg) from El Topo.

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: berserkfan on Fri, 04 April 2014, 02:02:00

Is it nuke proof? Does it come with unique and special holy crystals to focus psychic powers through?

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 06 April 2014, 18:14:54

I can't afford it, but this is really cool.

The tactile component of fondling it must be very nice, but what is a viable option for display?

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: Mandolin on Sun, 06 April 2014, 21:03:37

Quote from: fohat.digs on Sun, 06 April 2014, 18:14:54

I can't afford it, but this is really cool.

The tactile component of fondling it must be very nice, but what is a viable option for display?

Sure, the guanaco fleece is about 16 um, super soft and the colors are stunning live. I even used a little bit of my vicuna stash for the mustache. The ancient inca emperors only used vicuna fiber clothing and if you research about it, you'll see it's about as premium as it gets in regards of the animal hair realm.

It stands on any flat surface, but I could make a base if the buyer wants, or maybe a hanging thingy. It could also be put in one of those acrylic pods for warhammer minis and the result would be like zordon from the power rangers.

(http://www.bonnydoonalpacas.org/images/fiberprices.gif)

refs:
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424127887323392204579073090614851288 (http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424127887323392204579073090614851288)
http://www.bonnydoonalpacas.org/worldfibermarket.html (http://www.bonnydoonalpacas.org/worldfibermarket.html)
http://www.alpacacollections.com/blog/guanaco-wool-sweaters (http://www.alpacacollections.com/blog/guanaco-wool-sweaters)

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: argcargv on Sat, 12 April 2014, 17:07:14

I'm kinda new here...

But WHAT IS THIS?  :eek:

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: morpheus on Tue, 15 April 2014, 23:09:10

Someone buy this already! I wanna know how tactile this is.

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: Mandolin on Tue, 15 April 2014, 23:42:20

 :thumb:

Title: Re: Mandolin Awesome sculpture
Post by: bazemk1979 on Wed, 30 April 2014, 18:01:50

Quote from: argcargv on Sat, 12 April 2014, 17:07:14

I'm kinda new here...

But WHAT IS THIS?  :eek:

its 1000 bucks crap