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Hahahahaha. I should've been more clear but that was a solid interpretation...
But no, I'm just short, tiny, and occasionally inarticulate - also female, mostly Asian, and well beyond the age at which I might possibly keep growing. As a reference point, the HHKB Fn-Up combo is a legit stretch. No ****.
I guess there's no Mira swag in my future. :-(
Edit: I would totally bite on some non-wearables!