As told by the Geekhack community - a disturbing story of woe, impure thoughts, cheeseburgers, and OS x Today, they were not using capslock so their keyboard broke. The end.
Last night I ate some chips, slept. The end. True it was. Not! So, it was indeed over, but then realized MANDOLIN CRYSTAL SOLD! Which brought the COMPUTER AND THEN in my dreams along came topre and it died. SO THEN THEY cried. And that's WHY HE SAID, "YOLO SWAG SON." So he went and drank water. This is why he wasn't thirsty. His computer is an awful mac. That is why we don't use macs.
That's four words. Oops I failed miserably. However, I don't really care, about apostrophies anyway. About word limits, they don't matter. So we use Microsoft Windows to spam the forum.
I hate some people named thimplum. But I like dem bro caps, but version 1 sold out fast. That is why I bought all of the caps and smashed them. They deserve it.
We lock caps nimbly yet effortlessly, so we can't have nice things to say when microsoft windows posts his wonderful wisdom and enlightens us with glorious knowledge, and my axe is up inside a regrigerator box that has some grape flavoured kool-aid which was drunk by a cat. Everyone gets mad when we are named thimplum.
Cats use Windows computers that crash often with Macs because they are amazing pieces of crap. NOT! Linux is better than MacOSX in zero ways. Apple fanboys are terrible with computers which is why we use Windows or maybe linux but not Macs. I agree too that George Bush is very attractive said nobody ever except that one cracked out HO.
Today there was a massive thunderstorm right next to a smaller thunderstorm with thunders made by low-paid workers. Touched her penis.
Demik ruined it, he said disgustedly while picking nose and scratching balls.
Back to keyboards... and dangly bits that dangle so too and fro and slip into something more comfortable. Bananas in pajamas are coming down your mouth hole. Full of bananas and peanut butter. WHERE HE AT IN THE BUTT WHAT WHAT WHAT IN THE MOUNTAINS!
Parmesan garlic butter soap, razor blades, cake. Death by keycaps is an amazing thing.
Unless they're ABS. And then it's demik's large hands fondling things that he should not but does anyways while eating chocolate and rubbing bacon late at night while he waits. I ponder tirelessly at the idea of dem hands on the keyboard contorting so viciously in pain. Like on MY switches where pain's nonexistent.
Moose brings booze , drinks and snoozes but then they touch their genitalia after eating moose. It's 7th grade up in this exploding anal clot with special sauce and many cheesburgers. I'm hungry now. Eat titty sprinkles with strawberry sauce and maple syrup on my body.
Cool story bros.
Noobs eat like, SUDDENLY, parkour giraffes' necks get stuck. Make moves son in my car.
Spamray touches himself #yolo #swag #420 only one time. Bees stung my pet ornithorhynchus anatinus, which has given me an awful stem cell sandwich with double cheese and bacon bits and a pickle, with heavy cream, topped off with a side of potato wedge fries. And to drink freshly made mojito with mustard mayonnaise, all while I peed my pants again and again and loudly yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!! C**** ************ ****."
Topre, please stfu. The the the Demik is mad at Mkawa because can't drive fiat worth a damn golden korean keyboard. Is very golden with golden springs worth millions of click clack skulls only when she DIDN'T USE CAPS on her favorite vintage paisley pantsuit. Was very exquisite when her cat spoke wise words while eating catfood. And then my naked girlfriend suddenly ate fried chicken while wearing only candy wrapper paper. Started dancing furiously, while fapping calmly to Denis' favourite cartoon network show, My little brony. Is really awesome, said no one ever in this lie. My little pony sucks like furry get togethers in a refrigerator.
Yesterday I had a big fat GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKED whip cream on her latte from the dumpster at microsoft windows house, without windows in world with walls and no doors in the basement. I am afraid. There is nothing to do here.
Come ye all! Big and small! Man or moose, and use MY.
Obama is live and just sharted all over Syria. He wants to touch himself on his little white CRT computer monitor while holding his POWER MACINTOSH G3 that he prefers to smash. This is the end of Bro Caps.
We use Windows not OS X. The plot thickens just like this smart person who doesn't even care about iMacs because they have apples in their trashcans running windows 95 on their favorite in their pants pocket, they found a strange cow made out of garbage topre caps.
Thimplum is a amazing person. You are much better than a dumpster where thimplum resides doing real work after he did nothing useful ever. Personal attacks are a blasphemy among what we need decent forum members. Doesn't include trolls like Bro Caps.
